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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Rough Lobster posted:

My first car was a purple PT cruiser with wood panel siding that my grandpa bought two months before being diagnosed with dementia.

I loving hated that car so drat much but it was basically free...



... oh my.

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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Hahaha, so Unroll.me runs a service that scans your Gmail account and can automatically unsubscribe you from newsletters. Great if you don't want to be bombarded with junk right?

Well it turns out they've been selling aggregated user data about its users to the very companies they're claiming to help avoid.

Better than that, the CEO posted a terrible response:

http://blog.unroll.me/we-can-do-better/

quote:

"Our users are the heart of our company and service. So it was heartbreaking to see that some of our users were upset to learn about how we monetize our free service.

And while we try our best to be open about our business model, recent customer feedback tells me we weren’t explicit enough.

Sure we have a Terms of Service Agreement and a plain-English Privacy Policy that our users agree they have read and understand before they even sign up, but the reality is most of us - myself included - don't take the time to thoroughly review them."

Comments on it are enjoyably vicious.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Superhero comicbooks are essentially locked in a cycle of mediocrity where stuff from 30-40 years ago (basically when the current writers were children) are endlessly referenced, recycled and repackaged. I read DC for a couple of years (mainly the Grant Morrison titles), and then they decided they were going to erase all that and start over again, so that seemed like a great time to stop.

If were running a superhero comics company I'd try my absolute best to jettison their stagnant adult customers and aggressively target digital comics at children. Maybe do some Skylanders/Amiibo figurine-style tie-ins. If mature audiences want comics they can head to indie or Vertigo or whatever.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




umalt posted:

And if I recall too, they call-off the assassination becuase "Batman wouldn't kill somebody, also Batman would think this is hosed up too." But the kid's dad dies anyways and then trains under Bruce to be a teenage Batman in a cyberpunk dystopia.

It is incredibly dumb, but the episode is considered one of the better episodes in the DC animated universe.

The whole silly plot is worth it for the gag about Batman leaving his cum all over Gotham.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4JI81SNsxA

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




I guess one of the things about policing hate speech is that it puts Google/Twitter/Facebook etc in the position of making political judgments on what constitutes it - and the judgments are going to be entirely subjective per whoever's got the job of filtering them. It's a great way to alienate vast swathes of their users - no wonder they're reluctant to do it.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




jojoinnit posted:

The good news is that McDonald's is almost definitely not actually serving you a real egg. They come in tubes, not shells.

Unfortunately not true.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




steinrokkan posted:

It's impressive the lengths to which they went in destroying this chair. It appears they made sure to strip off literally all the mechanical and electronic components, leaving only the most vulgar mockery of its original state. It's not just an accident, it's an aggressively deliberate political statement, a work of abstract art.

I like the one missing wheel.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




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Mar 26, 2005




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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Corrode posted:

Not an exact analogy because they're very different types of media, but think of it as "Domino's partners with Breitbart" to understand the strength of feeling from non-psychopaths.

lol

https://twitter.com/pizzahutdeliver/status/937075669313433600

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Have you guys seriously not heard of the houseware brand Smeg before?

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Rough Lobster posted:

I think the phrase "person of color" is weird as poo poo too and I'm absolutely confused as to why I see it so much nowadays.

Guarantee that 'person of color' is the phrase that's going to make our generation's grandchildren cringe at us in 50 years time.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Someone please start a PYF Laundry Machines thread already...

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_u_-OD1_z0

You have to wonder how many people can sign off on this without noticing it's a teeny bit racist.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Choco1980 posted:

Basically starting 5/1, MS is banning all naughty content across the board and are saying they reserve the right to monitor everything. Want to have a sexy video date on skype with your partner? Talking poo poo on xbox live? Have a manuscript saved to office's cloud that has an f-bomb in it? You're boned now.

The Bing team must be distraught that their carefully carved out niche as "the porn search engine" is under threat.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




I have to use a DOS program at work sometimes and I love it. It's super responsive and once you know the keyboard shortcuts you can rocket through stuff.

God knows what new, young employees make of it though.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





How is this a dumb marketing move? It's worldwide news and Nike come out of it looking great.

e: plus the article points out their shares are up 27.5 percent so far this year and this news has sent them 'tumbling' to where they were on the 17th of August.

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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




I got recommended The Dollop and stopped after realising that the unfunny skit I'd been enduring for ten minutes at the start of the show was an ad. At the very least it's off-putting to new listeners.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Phanatic posted:

Also the complaints/boycott threats/bad press over the loot boxes in Star Wars Battlefront II got the CEO of EA a phone call from Bob Iger who probably said something like "What the gently caress are loot boxes and why are they making everyone poo poo on your game, which I own?" Presto, no more non-cosmetic microtransactions.

It's got to be a fun day at the office when the CEO of Disney thinks you've crossed the line in exploiting IP.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




I bet half the thrill of this Hermes style poo poo is the little thrill that, for once, the incredibly rich person can't have something. If they want that bag they're going to have do some weird facsimile of work to get it.

We should eat them.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




High end fashion exclusivity is some guillotine sharpening poo poo. I mean, Burberry aren't even that exclusive and they still do stuff like this:

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-44885983

quote:

"Burberry, the upmarket British fashion label, destroyed unsold clothes, accessories and perfume worth £28.6m last year to protect its brand.

It takes the total value of goods it has destroyed over the past five years to more than £90m.

Fashion firms including Burberry destroy unwanted items to prevent them being stolen or sold cheaply.

Burberry said that the energy generated from burning its products was captured, making it environmentally friendly.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




In my house we use the login of my friend's mum on a premium TV app on PS4 - and all the ads are targeted at middle aged menopausal women. The upside is that I know exactly what to do if I develop a leaky bladder.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




edit: ignore

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




so THAT's why the gf calls them vinegar husbands

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Sky History in the UK have made a reality TV show about woodworking called The Chop and were promoting it on Twitter. They did a spotlight on one of their contestants:



Twitter immediately pointed out that the guy is covered in Nazi tattoos and has an 88 on his cheek. Sky told everyone to calm down, they'd already checked and he's definitely not a Nazi - the 88 is because his Dad died in 1988 and it's to remember him. Everyone laughed at them, told them it was bullshit and that the guy was obviously fash - pointing out the multiple other far right tats.

Today the guy's dad has popped up saying "I'm not dead!" and the entire show has been canned.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




I got really into DC comics around the time they were just letting Grant Morrison go nuts with Batman and having Superman sing Darkseid to death, but then New 52 happened and I rapidly stopped giving a gently caress.

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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Re Zoo Chat:

Back in the 2010s London Zoo wanted to widen its audience and make some quick cash, so they came up with Zoo Lates - an adults only party with several bars and some free booze. It went pretty much how you'd expect and they had to shut it down:

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jul/18/london-zoo-party-night-animal-welfare

quote:

The welfare of animals at London zoo is being put at risk by drunken visitors at its Friday night parties, including one incident in which a man poured beer over a tiger before being thrown out by staff. Another incident this month saw a man strip off and attempt to enter the penguin pool, forcing staff to intervene. There are also unconfirmed reports that a drunken woman tried to enter the lion enclosure in June.

...

Sources told the Guardian that staff concerns about the events have been raised with management. “If an animal escaped [on a Zoo Late], it would be catastrophic,” said one person with knowledge of the zoo’s workings. “During the day, welfare and conservation is of the utmost priority. In the evening, that seems to go out of the window, and the animals become a commodity. That’s not what zoos are about, but there’s a lot of money in it.” London zoo confirmed the tiger and penguin incidents, but said there was no record of the story of a woman trying to enter the lion enclosure. The zoo also said that two years ago, snakes had to be moved from a glass enclosure after the glass was cracked by a group on a night out. The snakes did not escape.
...

One zookeeper at the penguin beach was asked by a man leaning over the glass barrier, “Which penguin can I fight?” while another zookeeper radioed a colleague to say a few people had been “a bit touchy-feely” with the baby penguins.

Rules intended to protect the animals appear to contribute to some of the heavy drinking. Drinks are not allowed in several of the enclosures, leading people to quickly finish pints of beer. Free wine samples are given away in the early hours of the evening, which begins at 6pm and runs until 10pm.

One visitor to Zoo Lates in June, Samantha McConnell, who works in marketing, told the Guardian she saw a woman accidentally punching a bird in the aviary. “This girl – I don’t know how drunk she was, but clearly she had been drinking for a while – she stumbled, and grabbing a branch, she inadvertently punched the side of the bird, and the bird took off, and she said, ‘Oh, sorry.’ I could not believe it.”

She added: “I saw animals being taunted, and people banging on the glass. One guy was rubbing himself on the glass at the snake enclosure. In the butterfly exhibit, people were so careless, crushing butterflies on the ground. I don’t think partying, alcohol and animals are a good combination.”

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