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Cyron posted:I will laugh if punk fail at UFC, then come back to WWE expecting a huge contrat and title run, and end up jobbing to Cena at a B show PPV on Corpus Christi. You're weird.
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Punk will be UFC champion within a year because UFC is fixed and CM Punk is a draw. Source: Chuck Liddell*. *According to Hulk Hogan.
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I hope CM Punk has the MMA equivalent of this match. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVPe5VPLCac
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Yuriy posted:yea but your qualifications for that are "said a thing that doesn't agree with my far-left identity politics at one point" so maybe it's not too meaningful and rogan owns Joe Rogan has never met a conspiracy theory he didn't like. I mean even pushing the sexism to one side he is still dumb as gently caress at times. And I like the guy.
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CM Punk has secretly been training at the Denver International Airport fighting against Stalin's communist Humanzies.
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First whitebelt to get a sweet UFC videogame paycheck.
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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:Punk is working all you marks into shoot. Punk worked himself into a shoot.
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BGrifter posted:This is pretty much how it'd turn out. Kane would do a run in?
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We're not talking about them fighting, we're talking about CM Punk making sweet love to Joe Rogan right there in the middle of the Octagon in front of God and all creation. Fuckin MMA dorks can't even follow a simple conversation.
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Lid posted:Rogan would like to Literally Kill Andy Dick for some very good reasons. I don't think massive homophobia is a good reason.
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Fozzy The Bear posted:I know wrestling is fake, but I like to pretend that there is drama behind the scenes which is real... and not totally scripted at all. I don't get what you're trying to say here.
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Fozzy The Bear posted:I watch the wwf for the complex story arcs and excellent display of athleticism... not at all for the muscular men in spandex. Homosexuality is cool and good.
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Fozzy The Bear posted:WWE has been trying to show some social consciousness lately, so why does it still insist on making its minority wrestlers into grill-wearing, thuggish B-listers? The most popular minority act in WWE right now are a bunch of bronies.
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oldpainless posted:Except for the higher rates of HIV infections, yeah don't be silly wrap your willy
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I believe that Fozzy the Bear is mad that the UFC wasn't cool enough to snag the Muppets, only WWE was cool enough for that.
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Actually last I heard a lot of upper management expected Bart Gunn to win. https://youtu.be/h4Q21HTJ5x4
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My favourite Wrestler Vs trained fighter match was when Jushin Thunder Liger opened with a somersault kick and immediately got the gently caress knocked out of him.
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John Cena's a lot like Adam Sandler.
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May 20, 2016 18:50
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YOu didn't let me finish. Riot vans. CM Punk could beat up eleven riot vans.
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May 20, 2016 18:55
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Yep. At least they made up stupid dumb lies about winning non-existent martial arts tournaments and not just a victory over a civil servant, It's good when cops get owned.
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Punk is gonna die.
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uncleKitchener posted:Punk was pretty terrible early in training. Even if he fails, I'm sure he come out of this with a lot of experience. It'll be hard for him to use that experience when he's suffering from early onset dementia.
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Cabbit posted:Maybe he's actually straight edge because being the one sober guy watching a pack of drunk and/or coked up meathead wrestlers is hilarious. He does have good stories about spotting Tito Ortiz at a nightclub and trying to goad a blackout drunk Samoa Joe into fighting him. Even more hilarious considering he's basically done the same thing to himself but on a grander stage and completely sober.
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Aug 26, 2016 00:01
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Lloyd Boner posted:Maybe if CM Punk smoked some weed he wouldn't be such a oval office. I think it would make him a different kind of oval office. Edit: Like Kevin Smith/Joe Rogan "I didn't start smoking till my late 30's/early 40's now I'm going to never shut the gently caress up about it" kind of oval office.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeqswbmn-Fg Falls off the rails at point no 1.
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Dave Meltzer could probably take CM Punk and Micky Gall at the same time, due to him being hardcore.
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I want to see CM Punk Vs Jeremy Kyle. Or literally anyone Vs Jeremy Kyle. I want Jeremy Kyle dead is what I'm saying.
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Punk gets to say he's a former UFC fighter now and I think that's all he wanted. Good on him, now I hope he leaves the UFC to the professional fighters and goes back to writing comics. Edit: I mean I don't think he's paticularly good at that ether but Alan Moore's not going to wade in while he's writing and kick gently caress out of him for substandard Drax comics. Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Sep 11, 2016 |
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Skinty McEdger posted:Whats his prospects like on the z-leagues? Is he likely to get favorable fights or would the local promoters be looking to put him up against potential prospects? I imagine it'd have been like Batista's MMA fight where he was made to look silly by a confused fat man for a round before being declared the winner.
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Sep 12, 2016 00:13
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Punk would lose to any of them pretty quickly. Punk can't make up the skill and youth advantage.
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CM Punk was amazing and WWE are terrible for loving up after his feud with Jeff Hardy.
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I would get the poo poo kicked out of me every two years if it meant that they paid me like Punk.
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