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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Punk would take one look at Sage's masterfully sculpted thighs and tap instantly.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Sage is actually bad and Punk is actually worse.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Were any of Punk surgeries covered by UFC money?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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fatherdog posted:

Mickey Gall is emphatically not a can.

Mickey Gall is quite good

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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chaleski posted:

Sage is kinda bad but not that bad

I feel like American MMA is too normal for Punk, he should maybe go to Japan and do freakshow fights against other pro-wrestlers and guys with 1-1 and 0-1 records. Any semi-decent guy they get for him here will likely murder him

there's this fed on Fight Pass called Alaskan Fighting Championships that would be perfect for him.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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DoctorGonzo posted:

The Miz is better than Punk in every way except getting punched in the face and submitted by Mickey Gall.

it didn't take The Miz 10 years of fooling around in an abandoned K-mart to figure out how to get the world to hate him.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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exploded mummy posted:

A month ago, I'd say that I'd love to see Punk vs Shibata

Punk might have a chance if he can land a headpunch.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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BGrifter posted:

Next episode he'll talk poo poo on Richard Branson for not being a real astronaut.

and unlike Punk, Branson connects when he throws hands.

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