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Skip My Posts posted:Did the coward wrestler drink a beer yet? Let me direct you to the lettering on his knuckles.
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Apr 22, 2015 04:40
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Roman Reigns posted:Also he's a bit of a wiener. And he poo poo his pants one time. Stone Cold got poo poo squished out of him by Yokozuna. making GBS threads your pants is a time honored wrestling tradition.
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Jul 26, 2015 00:49
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UFC title in fridge within his first 3 fights I'm calling it right now.
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Jul 27, 2015 21:24
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Punk learned to fight from Al Bundy and Al beat up basically everybody (except fat women at the shoe store). Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQwepCDNl94 Punk on commentary is amazing I don't care. Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Jul 28, 2015 |
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Jul 28, 2015 14:46
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He's a big fan of Dana White.
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Jul 28, 2015 18:15
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Detroit_Dogg posted:He'd look even more terribly out of place as an analyst. We have here former champ Rashad Evans, 3 time fight of the nighter and WEC champ Brian Stann, former freestyle champion and current UFC champion Daniel Cormier, and uh grown man with Pepsi tattoo CM Punk Your former heavyweight champion had a dick tattooed on his chest. Mine just has his tattooed all over the internet. Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Jul 28, 2015 |
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Jul 28, 2015 21:01
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A t-shirt? How unprofessional. Please dress for the job you have. 
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Jul 28, 2015 21:20
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Punk is working all you marks into shoot.
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Feb 4, 2016 23:18
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CM Punk has millions of dollars and has slept with all the pretty wrestling ladies and now he's going to be UFC Champion at MMAnia and he's going to sleep with Joe Rogan.
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Feb 8, 2016 16:43
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Fozzy The Bear posted:I know wrestling is fake, but I like to pretend that there is drama behind the scenes which is real... and not totally scripted at all. My favorite scripted behind the scenes drama was when Bruiser Brody got stabbed to death.
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Feb 9, 2016 23:23
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WWE's most popular wrestler is John Cena, a black man.
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Feb 9, 2016 23:37
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When is UFC going to put a video of Punk's rear end on youtube?
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Feb 10, 2016 18:14
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Triticum Guzzler posted:this guy got a signing bonus to pay for back surgery and has had years of accident insurance at an mma gym for free, that's a cool scam He got a bus and way cooler entrance music for putting a belt in a fridge he will milk the system for all it's worth.
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Feb 10, 2016 20:01
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Chokes McGee posted:Counterpoint: Butterbean was all "you know I'll lose the fight if you want?" and Vince was all "NO I'M VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON drat IT AND BRAWL FOR ALL IS A SACRED INSTITUTION THAT WILL NOT BE SOILED BY PREDETERMINED OUTCOMES!" and then the untrained boxer got beaten by the strong fat man and Vince buried the ever loving poo poo out of him for it because he's an insane old man even when he was less old. What I'm saying is wrestling is cool as hell.
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Feb 15, 2016 17:08
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CM Punk will be UFC Intercontinental Champion by this time next year.
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Feb 16, 2016 22:50
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root posted:Bradshaw once got knocked the gently caress out by Steve Blackman who was not going to put up with his poo poo. This knowledge makes me happy Wasn't it with a spin kick too? Because Steve Blackman is legit a guy who will kick you in the face.
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Apr 19, 2016 04:26
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Discount Trombones posted:He finally figured out the business, bless him. Is Punk the Kevin Nash of MMA?
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Apr 20, 2016 20:43
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This man, this man he got no baseball on his rear end.
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Apr 20, 2016 22:58
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:that guy is such a dick. ive posted the story about him coming to my gym before, and i think i also posted the story about him trying to break a fairly meaningless world record that another guy set to raise awareness for disabled kids or something. Dude played the White Power Ranger which makes him Hulk Hogan's favorite.
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May 23, 2016 17:15
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Looks like he's finally getting rid of those bags under his eyes.
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May 25, 2016 02:51
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Bluedeanie posted:Minus the part where he's reportedly losing fights and getting the poo poo kicked out of him roughly 95% of the time, sure I guess So it's exactly like summer camp then?
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Jun 22, 2016 20:20
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Halloween Jack posted:That is the creepiest image of the Undertaker ever seen. The new king of late night.
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Jul 14, 2016 21:54
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I would pay a bunch of money to see a roided up Brock Lesnar suplex a corpse for 3 minutes.
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Aug 9, 2016 16:42
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On Smackdown Eva Marie is currently doing a CM Punk gimmick where she goes to the ring and then pretends to be injured and is paid obscene amounts of money for it.
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Aug 10, 2016 20:17
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RagingHematoma posted:https://www.instagram.com/p/BHVhlXojQ9c/ What championship did the guy wearing the pads win to get that belt?
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Aug 11, 2016 20:20
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CM Punk will return to WWE when they finally cave and allow him an hour at Wrestlemania to pass a joint around the crowd so people know what drugs look like and how to say no to them.
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Aug 31, 2016 21:30
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Daniel Bryan is currently ruining the dreams of a struggling father.
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Sep 1, 2016 20:41
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Herr Tog posted:Okay may I have a link to the thread to discuss Daniel Bryan https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788423&pagenumber=25#lastpost  Poor guy needs his job so he can afford the above ground pool he bought for his 18 kids 
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Sep 1, 2016 20:50
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I will be CM Punk's friend and the only thing I want from him is to occasionally have him give me a half million dollars.
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Sep 3, 2016 02:11
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Who else is gay in punchsports?
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Sep 4, 2016 06:27
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You guys are gonna feel real foolish when it's revealed those tapes were only playing at quarter speed.
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Sep 7, 2016 20:40
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Punk usually only wears the finest of jackets.
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Sep 8, 2016 21:34
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That DICK! posted:Punk should hire Ric Flair or something to jump into the cage and hit him with a chair. Gall and Flair with the heist of the century! Sorry dude, Ric Flair is retired and would never disappoint his fans by coming back to any type of fight sport.
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Sep 8, 2016 22:29
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Sionistic posted:The day a wrestler looks good in a suit is the day they are better off doing something else. All wrestlers look good in suits especially Mark Henry. 
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Sep 9, 2016 03:12
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Vince McMahon doesn't have that problem. He always looks clean.
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Sep 9, 2016 04:25
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CM Punk already won via Anaconda Vise you guys need to get over it.
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Sep 9, 2016 20:04
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CM Punk is the John Cena of UFC and going by that the loses this match but wins the next two rematches.
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Sep 11, 2016 05:11
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You don't think Punk is brave? Let's see a youtube video of your rear end.
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Sep 11, 2016 08:03
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Perdido posted:I don't have enough money to get WWE to sue me, so no youtube of my rear end. Stop making excuses and post the vid.
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