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CAT BRUSH posted:

editing right after you post doesn't show you edited, tricking people into thinking you aren't a gently caress up

it's okay cat brush I wasn't tricked

# ? Dec 8, 2014 15:56

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mags: I am a congenital optimist.

thanks?

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I don't want the snake to get hurt

# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:04

dogcrash truther

was the snake ok

# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:08

dogcrash truther

i think the snake has to be ok or the show is illegal

# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:09

dogcrash truther

someone should throw a bunch of snakes out of a helicopter. for science

# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:09

Salmiakki

it takes a lot of energy for a snake to digest a big meal like that, and since the man was wearing a protective suit that made it so he didnt die inside the snake, it means that the snake was doing all that work for nothing. it is animal cruelty, no dancin around it

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ty cat dynamite

# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:16

City of Glompton

it's hosed up, no doubt about it

# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:23

smoobles

he's basically getting eaten by a snake so we don't have to

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# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:24

Entropic: patriarchy sucks

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# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:25

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

dogcrash truther posted:

someone should throw a bunch of snakes out of a helicopter. for science

*yelling over the sound of the rotors*
"And that's why,"
*grabs a bunch of snakes from a bucket of snakes and tosses them out of helicopter*
"we have to protect this amazing species,"
*dumps whole bucket out and taps the bottom*
"from deforestation."

# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:26

Entropic: patriarchy sucks

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# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:29

Salmiakki

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

*yelling over the sound of the rotors*
"And that's why,"
*grabs a bunch of snakes from a bucket of snakes and tosses them out of helicopter*
"we have to protect this amazing species,"
*dumps whole bucket out and taps the bottom*
"from deforestation."

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:37

Looke

i hope he fucks a hamster next for science

# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:38

WINNINGHARD

Looke posted:

i hope he fucks a hamster next for science

jesus christ yuck!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:39

ulvir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O_kg6EqcRA

# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:46

ulvir

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

*yelling over the sound of the rotors*
"And that's why,"
*grabs a bunch of snakes from a bucket of snakes and tosses them out of helicopter*
"we have to protect this amazing species,"
*dumps whole bucket out and taps the bottom*
"from deforestation."

# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:49

google THIS

so I just looked up on the news and the guy only got like 10% of his body inside the snake before freaking out and everyone is laughing at him

# ? Dec 8, 2014 18:28

WINNINGHARD

wait why did the guy want to get eaten by a snake? thats loving stupid

# ? Dec 8, 2014 18:29

google THIS

here is the actual footage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ael1bBi_8-s

# ? Dec 8, 2014 18:32

smoobles

WINNINGHARD posted:

wait why did the guy want to get eaten by a snake? thats loving stupid

it's pretty hosed up to call someone else's fetish "stupid", i think u have a narrow world view

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# ? Dec 8, 2014 18:33

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Look, if you want to be eaten by a snake, you also have to be digested. This is the deal we made with nature and by god we're going to keep it that way.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 18:39

alnilam

Maybe the snake didn't want none
Does that man have buns, hun?

# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:02

alnilam

Going inside a snake with a digestion proof suit is like "edging" someone who can't consent to it, except that they also might die from exhaustion as a result

# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:03

google THIS

alnilam posted:

Going inside a snake with a digestion proof suit is like "edging" someone who can't consent to it, except that they also might die from exhaustion as a result

are you saying they raped the snake

# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:18

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Jett posted:

here is the actual footage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ael1bBi_8-s

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:20

alnilam

Jett posted:

are you saying they raped the snake

i'm comparing diet-related animal abuse to a very strange, particular human kind of rape, so, not really :xd:

who the gently caress approved this show wtf

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# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:21

alnilam

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

*yelling over the sound of the rotors*
"And that's why,"
*grabs a bunch of snakes from a bucket of snakes and tosses them out of helicopter*
"we have to protect this amazing species,"
*dumps whole bucket out and taps the bottom*
"from deforestation."

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:22

Salmiakki

alnilam posted:

who the gently caress approved this show wtf

my guess is people tend to not care about animal abuse when its on animals that arent "cute and cuddly" or are viewed as scary

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:28

Looke

was his dick in the snake??? this is important

# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:37

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dogcrash truther posted:

someone should throw a bunch of snakes out of a helicopter. for science

throw the snakes... upward :twisted:

# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:47

ulvir

I'm getting a feeling that samuel l jackson would be a good narrator for that documentary

# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:51

smoobles

ive had it with these motherfucking people in this motherfucking snake

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# ? Dec 8, 2014 20:16

Entropic: patriarchy sucks

I wonder how much you'd have to pay Samuel L Jackson to get swallowed by a snake. I'm like 98% sure he would do it for a the right price, I mean he said yes to xXx: State of the Union.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 20:24

heard u like girls

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

*yelling over the sound of the rotors*
"And that's why,"
*grabs a bunch of snakes from a bucket of snakes and tosses them out of helicopter*
"we have to protect this amazing species,"
*dumps whole bucket out and taps the bottom*
"from deforestation."

smoobles posted:

ive had it with these motherfucking people in this motherfucking snake

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# ? Dec 8, 2014 22:29

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

so he gets 10% in the dude changes his mind, then what? like the snake respects his right to say no and stops eating him?
they yank him out breaking snake teeth? How do you even make a snake puke?

# ? Dec 8, 2014 22:34

heard u like girls

Before this i saw one of those natual geographic dudes put a boa constrictor around his neck to show off how strong it is ( :confused:

)

They had to take the snake off him with a crowbar

these guys are loving morons

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# ? Dec 8, 2014 22:38

heard u like girls

ChairmanMeow posted:

so he gets 10% in the dude changes his mind, then what? like the snake respects his right to say no and stops eating him?
they yank him out breaking snake teeth? How do you even make a snake puke?

tickle the snake

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# ? Dec 8, 2014 22:40

Entropic: patriarchy sucks

This is just the natural evolution of that guy who made the bear proof suit.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 22:40

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:24

alnilam

steve irwin: a stingray killed me, but i'm not mad at the stingray, not at all. i respect all animals and this stingray was just doing what a stingray does, and defending itself from a perceived danger. please don't be mad at the sting ray.

snake guy: lmao watch me go inside this snake on purpose, Ahhhh gently caress kill the snake!

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# ? Dec 8, 2014 22:43

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