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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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Citizen Tayne posted:

Hey guys, thanks for the security deposit chat, it reminded me to check Pennsylvania law and it turns out that my landlord is holding more of my money than he's allowed to hold.



i like how you just keep loving with him now - not that you are out of your rights to get your deposit back now or anything, for sure take what is yours it'd be stupid not to - but just the passion in which you locked onto this guy to do nothing but torture him using his own assholedness against him is funny as heck

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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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Citizen Tayne posted:

Every time I turn around, he's doing something else wrong.

my big question above everything else is just... if he owns 75 properties or whatever it was, why doesn't he just hire a management company to take care of poo poo like garbage disposals. i mean, i thought it was a part of doing business once you got above like 2 properties, but what do i know

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

Citizen Tayne posted:

He is smarter than everyone else. Everyone else is too stupid to be trusted with his assets.

This is a real thing with people who are smart or who think they're smart, doctors are notorious for trying to manage their own practices with poor results.

i was raised with a heavy dose of "you are smart but the smartest thing of all is to know what you don't know"

it always baffles me when people don't get this fact, because at the end of the day, intelligent delegation is super, super super worth it every time 100 out of 100 times

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

duTrieux. posted:

i think part of it is pride.

pride is a cardinal sin

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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Optimus_Rhyme posted:

I work in an office where someone complained that someone elses perfume was bothering her. I can't even imagine what vitriol dogs would bring (from cat people).




'Bloo bloo, Jim can bring his dog but I can't bring any of my 4 cats'

haha i got chewed for a good 2 minute by a facilities manager lady for bringing in my tiny kitten i trapped and adopted

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

some people really wear offensive amounts of perfume

this is v true

and it is like "wtf" to me but i am not gluten free or homeopathic so i just shrug it off as "jeeze thats a lot of perfume"

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i thought we alrady had a t word

yeah, it's "the" or "that"

"The computer guy"

"That guy that made it work last time"

it's always the or that guy's fault.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
it's just a DNS blacklist that spits back garbage IPs anyway, if anyone in mainland china really wants to see it they just have to /etc/hosts whichever domain got great firewalled

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
YPPOS

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

"I'm thinking a number that starts with '3'"

"if it has two commas we are on the same page"

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
are there any actual ridesharing app type services or are they all taxis masquerading as such to bypass and "disrupt" actual real taxis by going around all the safety regulations/laws?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
blinking red for a left turn is the best

why arent there more of these

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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ayn rand hand job posted:

because its the same thing as a stop sign

no

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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confederate flags make no sense since we already have a flag as a nation and to have a different flag regionally (or cling onto one) seems to insinuate a belief that they are their own nation that still represents the ideals from before when they were incorporated into non-slave-having-asses

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

computer parts posted:

the midwest is apparently literally everything that's not touching an ocean so why not

yeah i was blown away to discover oklahoma considers themselves midwest.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's hilarious when they try to dredge up some food that's traditional to their little shitheap locality

their desperation to be unique in some way is the best thing

im the article claiming authority about midwestern food without mention of hot dish like green bean casserole

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

As a Millennial I posted:

[img-garbageplate]

i'm not sure what's more disturbing, the fact that he made it, or the fact that he took a picture and showed it to us

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

kalstrams posted:

is that a diarrhea over potatoes?

diarrhea over tater tots, specifically

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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As a Millennial I posted:

cylindrical food best food

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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The Leck posted:

checks out based on cranberry sauce still in the shape of the can.

the best

gently caress cranberry 'sauce'... jellied in a can 4eva

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
nope sorry jonny



only and forever, amen.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

Syncopated posted:

it's some potato stuff and what looks sorta like chili? nothing wrong with that

in this analogy, the pig's giant nuts are the plate, and

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

theadder posted:

im p sure im the beers set out for the extravaganza

i'll be the canned nacho cheese sauce




EMILY BLUNTS posted:

it i sonly now that i noticed the cottage cheese
which is fine

just not here

it may also be mayo

you mean the Wanda's Macaroni Salad?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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EMILY BLUNTS posted:

look at the top of the garbage plate

i am and i still see macaroni salad, not cottage cheese

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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ya that is what i was referencing

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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Share Bear posted:

its my favorite picture which is why i have put this at http://imgur.com/VUoIwkK and http://tinyurl.com/barfplate

ya i was the one originally to hit back after darwin edited it out and grab it from my browser cache and rehost it.

just giving back to the community

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
speaking of tortillas, what the gently caress are these abominations?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
my peaks

my peaks

my lovely unlicensed taxi peaks

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

wow, that person has several devices from the HolmesŪ brand. I better check them out, they must be great if that person likes them (HolmesŪ products) so much!

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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flakeloaf posted:

i am confused

this means someone with a dead battery paid eighteen hundred dollars to a jitney service to travel eighty miles?

hey, sometimes you gotta put your money where your mouth is in the war to stick it to Big Cab

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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i, for one, think people of all races and creeds should stop hating on each other and/or killing each other for differences in races/creeds

but that is pretty radical

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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prefect posted:

not disagreeing with the perception thing, but google doesn't own/control android the way microsoft owns windows

that's just because google doesnt give a gently caress about the quality of android

as long as people buy it and goog gets their data mined from people, who cares if android is a stinky pile of poo? let the 3rd parties inject their own data gathering stuff, that's fine, we can all share the data there's more than enough to go around

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
circulating the gold stimulates the economy!

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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Verdafolio posted:

there's a building here in new york where the 80th story penthouse is actually on the 53rd floor due to floor inflation for the rich pied-a-terre owners

does this just work because of 53rd floor being "high enough that your average idiot joe can't tell if its 5e or 80 by looking out the window" or something?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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theflyingexecutive posted:

ugh why did the californians get a longass chunk of time on the snl special and every other sketch got a minute tops?

maybe because SNL is in new york and new yorkers love making fun of californians, whom they disdain for their lack of class

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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Jonny 290 posted:

~~~VAMPIRE POWER~

i like how the nest steals power from the hvac fan and charges its battery so it can run, as the system doesnt providing power to it directly

does a good job, too

(obv a 3.7v lipo cell)

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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i think it was a typo and was meant to be 

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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Thesoro posted:

idk man it'll probably be better than any klingon watch

what does that like cut you on the hour or something

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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duTrieux. posted:

lol, that breach at uber that exposed names and license information? turns out that it was because they uploaded a private key to github.

it will never be not-lol when people do this

or when customers just send over unencrypted private keys in plaintext email to large CC lists without a care int eh world, before i can give them a secure way to do it

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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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now if only they'd tell united to get my dingus baggage to me on time!!

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