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Shbobdb posted:So, how would someone apply for a job at one of these CIA torture sites? How do you get yourself in that situation? If we're going to have an evil gravy train, may as well be on it! First thing first, make sure your history is squeaky clean. No arrests, no unpaid bills, no positive drug tests, etc. Also make sure all your friends and family will only say nice things about you when federal investigators come to ask questions. Funfact: Mormons have a disproportionately high representation in our intelligence services because they get through background checks really easily! Next, have some sort of college degree - a soft one in psychology or foreign relations is generally a good bet. If you can take some beginners classes in Arabic, that helps, but isn't necessary. Lastly have no scruples. If you can check those three boxes, then check cia.gov for their next recruiting meet & greet (they have a few per year) and just show up to hand in a resume and fill out an application. Congrats, you're on your way to a rewarding career in atrocities and war crimes!
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Stultus Maximus posted:Uh, according to the report, it would help more to have been discharged under other than honorable conditions from a military intelligence job, have anger management issues, and be an admitted sexual predator. These things are just gravy for the resume's bullet points. The important part is that you say you ar willing to work overseas assignments. Otherwise you get stuck in DC doing analyst work instead of analist work in Poland.
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Comstar posted:Not the name I would think of when describing an evil Cobra Commander level Supervillain, but here we are. But it certainly is a name I could see having popped up at a Nuremberg trial. I eagerly await the apologist response to her behavior, probably something along the lines of "but she got Bin Laden!" It seems more like she got OBL despite her actions. She needs to stand trial for war crimes, and Hayden need to as well for supporting and enabling her. Weltlich fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Dec 19, 2014 |
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Double post courtesy of AwfulApp!
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