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if you told yourself every night that the unnerving scraping and clicking sounds couldn't actually be a horrible, unseen, lurking bug, and it was probably the wind and house noises and then you were confronted by him

when you tried to step outside and now you're trapped possibly for good.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:04

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what would call this? i don't have any training for htis.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:04

pig slut lisa: irl is good

pls put the bug on your face for scale, thanks in advance

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:04

pig slut lisa: irl is good

tell the bug your version of the aristocrats. shock it into falling off the door.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:06

Wertjoe

That's a Mongolian Mouth Beetle. They like to crawl into your mouth or nose while you're sleeping.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:08

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

What you need to do is take it back to the 1950s for cheesy sci-fi flicks.

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# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:12

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post itt if a bug ever made you cry

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:13

City of Glompton

it means u are cursed it's the big rear end ugly bug curse, gl you are gonna need it.

I am sure I have cried out in fear of a bug before

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:16

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pig slut lisa posted:

pls put the bug on your face for scale, thanks in advance

it looks like it has quite entirely vanished. exploring my options...

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:19

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Classicist posted:

it looks like it has quite entirely vanished. exploring my options...

oh god. oh no no no no no. ohhh classicist...ummmmmmm go to the bathroom, and slowly turn on the lights, and look at your forehead whcih you cant...normally...see...

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:33

ron color

oh god no

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:34

pig slut lisa: irl is good

classicist does any part of your head itch :ohdear:

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:35

Afro Doug

yeah theres one of those in my bathroom too. thats why i dont do any showers or nothing and do my bodily functions in jars and such.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:38

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pig slut lisa posted:

oh god. oh no no no no no. ohhh classicist...ummmmmmm go to the bathroom, and slowly turn on the lights, and look at your forehead whcih you cant...normally...see...

your suspicion was right. when i went to peer into the mirror, i couldn't see my forehead at all. the bug has eaten my eyeballs.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:41

FluffieDuckie

Classicist posted:

post itt if a bug ever made you cry

one night in my dorm room i was sleeping on my back with my arms above my head. i was awakened by something walking across my palm. i sat up and flung the object across the room and squealed like the girl i am and awoke the whole suite. cue a night of 4 girls squealing and screaming and throwing shoes at this thing. then laying in bed with the lights on staring at the ceiling waiting for dawn to come.

file this under "reasons i don't miss texas"

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:43

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Afro Doug posted:

yeah theres one of those in my bathroom too. thats why i dont do any showers or nothing and do my bodily functions in jars and such.

i wish there wasn't squatters rights for bugs.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:43

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FluffieDuckie posted:

one night in my dorm room i was sleeping on my back with my arms above my head. i was awakened by something walking across my palm. i sat up and flung the object across the room and squealed like the girl i am and awoke the whole suite. cue a night of 4 girls squealing and screaming and throwing shoes at this thing. then laying in bed with the lights on staring at the ceiling waiting for dawn to come.

file this under "reasons i don't miss texas"

that's bad, but at least i know that this is called a cockroach, and that it's probably friendly.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:44

Devil Bird Thing: Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

I fix, make he more friendly!

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:46

Afro Doug

actually thats scarier than before

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:48

FluffieDuckie

Zen Dudeism posted:

I fix, make he more friendly!

aww he's adorbs :3:

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Dec 10, 2014 07:48

cat_herder: BE GAY
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FluffieDuckie posted:

one night in my dorm room i was sleeping on my back with my arms above my head. i was awakened by something walking across my palm. i sat up and flung the object across the room and squealed like the girl i am and awoke the whole suite. cue a night of 4 girls squealing and screaming and throwing shoes at this thing. then laying in bed with the lights on staring at the ceiling waiting for dawn to come.

file this under "reasons i don't miss texas"

that used to happen to me at least once per summer. hopefully it won't anymore.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 09:26

Salmiakki

that appears to be some kind of weta. be careful with it because if it feels threatened it will hiss and bite. the bites are strong enough to draw blood

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# ? Dec 10, 2014 10:00

Devil Bird Thing: Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

I like this game

# ? Dec 10, 2014 10:28

Al Borland: by XyloJW

its a Weta!

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# ? Dec 10, 2014 10:30

Matoi Ryuko

Al Borland posted:

its a Weta!

# ? Dec 10, 2014 10:33

cuntman.net

set up a bunch of home alone style traps to keep it away

# ? Dec 10, 2014 10:34

pogi

FluffieDuckie posted:

one night in my dorm room i was sleeping on my back with my arms above my head. i was awakened by something walking across my palm. i sat up and flung the object across the room and squealed like the girl i am and awoke the whole suite. cue a night of 4 girls squealing and screaming and throwing shoes at this thing. then laying in bed with the lights on staring at the ceiling waiting for dawn to come.

file this under "reasons i don't miss texas"

Aww, I remember these little guys :unsmith:

They were loving huge

# ? Dec 10, 2014 10:56

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NO SLACK

Sleepy Owl posted:

set up a bunch of home alone style traps to keep it away

im on it

# ? Dec 10, 2014 11:28

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Salmiakki posted:

that appears to be some kind of weta. be careful with it because if it feels threatened it will hiss and bite. the bites are strong enough to draw blood

not happy to hear this :smithcloud:

# ? Dec 10, 2014 11:29

Al Borland: by XyloJW

Classicist posted:

not happy to hear this

Pretty much picking it up will make it bite. So just trap it in a plastic cup and throw it outside.

I linked a picture gif above to show you it tearing that lady's hand apart.

WETA GONNA GETCHA.

Do you live in New Zealand? You must cause thats where they're from.

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# ? Dec 10, 2014 11:32

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Al Borland posted:

Pretty much picking it up will make it bite. So just trap it in a plastic cup and throw it outside.

I linked a picture gif above to show you it tearing that lady's hand apart.

WETA GONNA GETCHA.

Do you live in New Zealand? You must cause thats where they're from.

it was still outside, but waiting on the inside of the screen door in a clever trap. i'm not in new zealand, but i'm right across the ocean from it, in california.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 11:39

Al Borland: by XyloJW

Classicist posted:

it was still outside, but waiting on the inside of the screen door in a clever trap. i'm not in new zealand, but i'm right across the ocean from it, in california.

oh poo poo they're migrating.

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# ? Dec 10, 2014 11:50