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if you told yourself every night that the unnerving scraping and clicking sounds couldn't actually be a horrible, unseen, lurking bug, and it was probably the wind and house noises and then you were confronted by himwhen you tried to step outside and now you're trapped possibly for good.
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what would call this? i don't have any training for htis.
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That's a Mongolian Mouth Beetle. They like to crawl into your mouth or nose while you're sleeping.
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What you need to do is take it back to the 1950s for cheesy sci-fi flicks.
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post itt if a bug ever made you cry
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it means u are cursed it's the big rear end ugly bug curse, gl you are gonna need it.
I am sure I have cried out in fear of a bug before
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pls put the bug on your face for scale, thanks in advance
it looks like it has quite entirely vanished. exploring my options...
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Dec 10, 2014 07:34
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yeah theres one of those in my bathroom too. thats why i dont do any showers or nothing and do my bodily functions in jars and such.
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oh god. oh no no no no no. ohhh classicist...ummmmmmm go to the bathroom, and slowly turn on the lights, and look at your forehead whcih you cant...normally...see...
your suspicion was right. when i went to peer into the mirror, i couldn't see my forehead at all. the bug has eaten my eyeballs.
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post itt if a bug ever made you cry
one night in my dorm room i was sleeping on my back with my arms above my head. i was awakened by something walking across my palm. i sat up and flung the object across the room and squealed like the girl i am and awoke the whole suite. cue a night of 4 girls squealing and screaming and throwing shoes at this thing. then laying in bed with the lights on staring at the ceiling waiting for dawn to come.
file this under "reasons i don't miss texas"
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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yeah theres one of those in my bathroom too. thats why i dont do any showers or nothing and do my bodily functions in jars and such.
i wish there wasn't squatters rights for bugs.
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one night in my dorm room i was sleeping on my back with my arms above my head. i was awakened by something walking across my palm. i sat up and flung the object across the room and squealed like the girl i am and awoke the whole suite. cue a night of 4 girls squealing and screaming and throwing shoes at this thing. then laying in bed with the lights on staring at the ceiling waiting for dawn to come.
file this under "reasons i don't miss texas"
that's bad, but at least i know that this is called a cockroach, and that it's probably friendly.
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Dec 10, 2014 07:46
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actually thats scarier than before
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Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?
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its a Weta!
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Dec 10, 2014 10:30
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set up a bunch of home alone style traps to keep it away
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set up a bunch of home alone style traps to keep it away
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that appears to be some kind of weta. be careful with it because if it feels threatened it will hiss and bite. the bites are strong enough to draw blood
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not happy to hear this
Pretty much picking it up will make it bite. So just trap it in a plastic cup and throw it outside.
I linked a picture gif above to show you it tearing that lady's hand apart.
WETA GONNA GETCHA.
Do you live in New Zealand? You must cause thats where they're from.
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Pretty much picking it up will make it bite. So just trap it in a plastic cup and throw it outside.
I linked a picture gif above to show you it tearing that lady's hand apart.
WETA GONNA GETCHA.
Do you live in New Zealand? You must cause thats where they're from.
it was still outside, but waiting on the inside of the screen door in a clever trap. i'm not in new zealand, but i'm right across the ocean from it, in california.
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it was still outside, but waiting on the inside of the screen door in a clever trap. i'm not in new zealand, but i'm right across the ocean from it, in california.
oh poo poo they're migrating.
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Dec 10, 2014 11:50
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what new zealand has done to me is worse than the cia torture.
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what new zealand has done to me is worse than the cia torture.
Wait till they start putting Wetas up your butt. Imagine that when they start chompin down.
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edit: it's this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_cricket
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I dunno looks like a weta
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ah i was mistaken then
apparently it can still bite hard tho!
it may not be a weta, but i haven't let go of the idea that it might have been radicalized by a foreign element.
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it may not be a weta, but i haven't let go of the idea that it might have been radicalized by a foreign element.
New Zealand terrorists are breeding wetas in your backyard. They're training to to burrow up butts and bite.
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i'm glad to see you posting agbain. i'm glad the horrible bug i created to find you succeeeded
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