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bwatts

y'alright, mate?

# ? Dec 10, 2014 13:33

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# ? May 10, 2024 14:07

tao of lmao

Classicist posted:

i wish there wasn't squatters rights for bugs.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 16:21

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Classicist posted:

edit: it's this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_cricket

Oh yeah, I had one of these in my house once. my wife described it as: a grasshopper in a football helmet

# ? Dec 10, 2014 16:33

GEExCEE

# ? Dec 10, 2014 16:33

i am he

now we know who received the nest

# ? Dec 10, 2014 16:41

Salmiakki

i am he posted:

now we know who received the nest

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Dec 10, 2014 16:46

the unabonger

im a big fan of bugs, generally

# ? Dec 10, 2014 16:47

tao of lmao

i am he posted:

now we know who received the nest

# ? Dec 10, 2014 17:00

bog pixie

cave crickets are my friends.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 17:01

ulvir

Al Borland posted:

its a Weta!

jesus motherfucking christ

# ? Dec 10, 2014 17:34

froward: by Azathoth

There are two major kinds of cockroach, the little nasty fuckers that live around filthy people & garbage (and the reason thriftstores sterilize the gently caress out of everything they get) and then big ole wood roaches, that get into your house if you live near woods someplace warm, or a dirty city (like New York, or your mom's vagina

I've managed to avoid Nasty Fuckers all my life. yay me. But the first time I saw a wood roach when I was down south, I was blown away. Fucker was two inches long. Flew in the loving open door. Jesus christ. Naturally I trapped it under a glass and a sheet of paper and put it out of the way, where it wouldn't be disturbed, to see how long it would live.

Well, it didn't suffocate. And it didn't starve. Little bits of it would wither up and fall off, I guess to reserve moisture. but after two months it would still move around the glass in response to my tapping on it. I think if I had supplied it water, it would've happily chirped around for months without bits falling off.

I took the guy outside and let him go. He was missing a few legs, an antennae, and a wing, but he survived.

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# ? Dec 10, 2014 18:27

vapoursquid: none other

# ? Dec 10, 2014 18:34

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
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NO SLACK

froward posted:

There are two major kinds of cockroach, the little nasty fuckers that live around filthy people & garbage (and the reason thriftstores sterilize the gently caress out of everything they get) and then big ole wood roaches, that get into your house if you live near woods someplace warm, or a dirty city (like New York, or your mom's vagina

I've managed to avoid Nasty Fuckers all my life. yay me. But the first time I saw a wood roach when I was down south, I was blown away. Fucker was two inches long. Flew in the loving open door. Jesus christ. Naturally I trapped it under a glass and a sheet of paper and put it out of the way, where it wouldn't be disturbed, to see how long it would live.

Well, it didn't suffocate. And it didn't starve. Little bits of it would wither up and fall off, I guess to reserve moisture. but after two months it would still move around the glass in response to my tapping on it. I think if I had supplied it water, it would've happily chirped around for months without bits falling off.

I took the guy outside and let him go. He was missing a few legs, an antennae, and a wing, but he survived.

GBS likes torturing things, checkiddout bro

# ? Dec 10, 2014 18:40

Salmiakki

cool the guy who talks about rapin corpses in video games also likes to make animals suffer. why is he still allowed to post here

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Dec 10, 2014 18:42

Full-Bodied Flavor

oh froward tortures animals too, im extremely surprised

# ? Dec 10, 2014 18:42

froward: by Azathoth

bugs don't even have a nervous system, they don't suffer like a warmblooded thing.

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# ? Dec 10, 2014 18:47

FluffieDuckie

froward posted:

bugs don't even have a nervous system, they don't suffer like a warmblooded thing.

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Dec 10, 2014 18:49

Full-Bodied Flavor

youre right that makes it perfectly normal to trap and starve an animal for months til parts of it are falling off

# ? Dec 10, 2014 18:50

Full-Bodied Flavor

man do i look like a fool for thinking that was actually insanely hosed up.. ill never recover from this!!

# ? Dec 10, 2014 18:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

froward posted:

There are two major kinds of cockroach, the little nasty fuckers that live around filthy people & garbage (and the reason thriftstores sterilize the gently caress out of everything they get) and then big ole wood roaches, that get into your house if you live near woods someplace warm, or a dirty city (like New York, or your mom's vagina

I've managed to avoid Nasty Fuckers all my life. yay me. But the first time I saw a wood roach when I was down south, I was blown away. Fucker was two inches long. Flew in the loving open door. Jesus christ. Naturally I trapped it under a glass and a sheet of paper and put it out of the way, where it wouldn't be disturbed, to see how long it would live.

Well, it didn't suffocate. And it didn't starve. Little bits of it would wither up and fall off, I guess to reserve moisture. but after two months it would still move around the glass in response to my tapping on it. I think if I had supplied it water, it would've happily chirped around for months without bits falling off.

I took the guy outside and let him go. He was missing a few legs, an antennae, and a wing, but he survived.

oh look, another idiot sociopath

# ? Dec 10, 2014 18:52

bwatts

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

oh look, another idiot sociopath

i keep saying people are awfula nd they turn out to be terrifying sociopaths.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 18:54

Salmiakki

that bug would be happier with all its legs, wings and antennae intact or, you know, able to even fly away from predators you hosed up idiot

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Dec 10, 2014 19:00

pig slut lisa: irl is good

please do not hurt bugs on purpose, or anything really, imo

# ? Dec 10, 2014 19:09

bwatts

can you just give him a probation for beinga psychopath if youre not going to ban him

# ? Dec 10, 2014 19:10

bwatts

it seems really weird to not ban him but at least punish him somehow

# ? Dec 10, 2014 19:11

Salmiakki

friendly craig posted:

can you just give him a probation for beinga psychopath if youre not going to ban him

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Dec 10, 2014 19:15

tao of lmao

Salmiakki posted:

cool the guy who talks about rapin corpses in video games also likes to make animals suffer. why is he still allowed to post here

# ? Dec 10, 2014 19:22

nvm no cake

Classicist posted:

if you told yourself every night that the unnerving scraping and clicking sounds couldn't actually be a horrible, unseen, lurking bug, and it was probably the wind and house noises and then you were confronted by himwhen you tried to step outside and now you're trapped possibly for good.

john death has come for you

# ? Dec 10, 2014 19:23

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Afro Doug posted:

yeah theres one of those in my bathroom too. thats why i dont do any showers or nothing and do my bodily functions in jars and such.

lol

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# ? Dec 10, 2014 19:27

the unabonger

i have a past of torturing bugs. in fact, i have a family history of torturing bugs. my great great grandfather tortured bugs professionally when he first immigrated to the US, and my family has been torturing bugs ever since. we even use the same facility. its totally chill though- bugs dont feel it happening to them the same way we ddo, so its not totally hosed up.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 19:39

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

The Fresh Prince posted:

i have a past of torturing bugs. in fact, i have a family history of torturing bugs. my great great grandfather tortured bugs professionally when he first immigrated to the US, and my family has been torturing bugs ever since. we even use the same facility. its totally chill though- bugs dont feel it happening to them the same way we ddo, so its not totally hosed up.

loll

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# ? Dec 10, 2014 19:45

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

the civil war was actually about whether we should be allowed to lawfully torture bugs or not

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# ? Dec 10, 2014 19:46

Salmiakki

The Fresh Prince posted:

i have a past of torturing bugs. in fact, i have a family history of torturing bugs. my great great grandfather tortured bugs professionally when he first immigrated to the US, and my family has been torturing bugs ever since. we even use the same facility. its totally chill though- bugs dont feel it happening to them the same way we ddo, so its not totally hosed up.

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Dec 10, 2014 19:49

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

The Fresh Prince posted:

we even use the same facility.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 20:03

tao of lmao

The Fresh Prince posted:

i have a past of torturing bugs. in fact, i have a family history of torturing bugs. my great great grandfather tortured bugs professionally when he first immigrated to the US, and my family has been torturing bugs ever since. we even use the same facility. its totally chill though- bugs dont feel it happening to them the same way we ddo, so its not totally hosed up.

it's just honoring history, man. I get it.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 20:03