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GenderSelectScreen

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME

jalopybrown posted:

It was this because for some reason Gunky forwarded me the PM

Isn't that from one of those old porn reviews on the main site?

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ZeroCount


I have a good dog right now and I can't think of a better one :3:

jalopybrown

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

Isn't that from one of those old porn reviews on the main site?

http://www.somethingawful.com/horrors-of-porn/clown-porn/

It actually seems to have more frames in it than the review gif

My ideal pet would be my dog but no longer mostly deaf as it's irritating

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dogcrash truther
i keep thinking she has bacon over her eyes

City of Glompton

hello thread. my ideal pet, well. it needs to be soft/pleasing to pet, independent but friendly & excited to see me when I get home. it should be an omnivore I can feed kitchen scraps to, and it should make cute noises, its obvious my ideal pet is a banty chicken of course :henget:

e: or you know


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

alnilam

I love all animals :3:

Hustle Hound

all is known
i think my ideal pet would have to be a this thread really sucked a lot and i'm glad it's not what it was anymore. thanks

Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Ootrek posted:

i think my ideal pet would have to be a this thread really sucked a lot and i'm glad it's not what it was anymore. thanks

yah


Thanks gibb3h!

Burt Sexual

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Who is Los Lobos?

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Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
i am los lobos

Burt Sexual

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Brillo_Pad posted:

i am los lobos

I disagree

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Hustle Hound

all is known

Darth123123 posted:

Who is Los Lobos?

it means The Wolves in spanish, so you should be asking who are los lobos

Burt Sexual

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ootrek posted:

it means The Wolves in spanish, so you should be asking who are los lobos

Preterite tense was hard too. Who is ths wolf in sheeps clothing?

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El Spider

Darth123123 posted:

Who is Los Lobos?

who wants to know

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Captain No-mates

Darth123123 posted:

Who is Los Lobos?

a drat good man

GenderSelectScreen

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME

jalopybrown posted:

http://www.somethingawful.com/horrors-of-porn/clown-porn/

It actually seems to have more frames in it than the review gif

My ideal pet would be my dog but no longer mostly deaf as it's irritating

Someone linked that in a forum a long time ago and that's how I was introduced to Something Awful.

EDIT: There's no other satisfaction than picking up a cat and not having it claw your face off.

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Burt Sexual

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Los Lobos posted:

who wants to know

A friend !

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the unabonger

HiipFire posted:

whats up?

what happened while I was gone

smoobles was ik. also we were given the chat threads but then sal and los lobos gassed them once they became our current idiot rulers. some posters from the crew threads stayed. i dunno, when was the last time you were here?

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
a orange cat

tao of lmao

i wish gunky junket would post here

Burt Sexual

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dont bully me! posted:

i wish gunky junket would post here

I would agree, if it met with nicer people.

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Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx
A dog. A golden/lab maybe or maybe a corgi.
I dunno if I want a small dog or not. People say they get snappy, but right now I'm 50/50 on that being because people suck at training ("oh look tiny dog is jumping on people and tearing stuff up, how cute. I will allow this even though it'll turn dog into a diva.") so I might be able to handle that. I dunno. Maybe.

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Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx
Also it will be female dog (a "bitch") because I don't want to be constantly reminded of dog wiener.

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Pinche Rudo

I want a nice well behaved black

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

Pinche Rudo

Black lab, I mean whoops

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

Probably Magic

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Peanut and the Gang posted:

A dog. A golden/lab maybe or maybe a corgi.
I dunno if I want a small dog or not. People say they get snappy, but right now I'm 50/50 on that being because people suck at training ("oh look tiny dog is jumping on people and tearing stuff up, how cute. I will allow this even though it'll turn dog into a diva.") so I might be able to handle that. I dunno. Maybe.

My mom was a dog groomer, she said must of the small breeds were real dumb naturally. Some poodles are okay in the smarts department though, surprisingly.

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Probably Magic

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Enjoy yourselves, BYOB.

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platedlizard

I like plates and lizards.
Scottish deerhound. Unlike other giant breeds they usually live 10+ years.

She walks through time with a rock-pick and hiking boots.

Salmiakki


Ootrek posted:

i think my ideal pet would have to be a this thread really sucked a lot and i'm glad it's not what it was anymore. thanks

im happy to help

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

Gunky Junket

by Ralp
My ideal, and favourite, pet is definitely the ASH. Tough, hardy, and willing creatures; clever quick-learners and easy to train. I have two, and they're brilliant animals. :D

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I can be difficult to understand, I realise this.. and I like it. If someone doesn't understand me then they'll never work me out.. and I'll always be two steps ahead of them.

But, in an effort to make things less cryptic, I shall reveal to you a hidden truth:

Sometimes when I send a PM to a guy, there's a direct correlation between it and the greasy appendage he's packing in his grundies.

*turns to look at Jase*

ArfJason posted:

Mine was short and to the point for some reason

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As I may not have another opportunity to do so, I'll also add here - Happy New Year, everyone! Have fun, take care and stay safe! May your 2015 be filled with love and laughter, and you succeed in whatever your aspirations may be. I'd give you a midnight kiss tomorrow night, but I suspect a vast majority of you may have the herps, and I want nothing to do with that bizzo, sooo.. *hugs* :D

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Salmiakki


those sure are a lot of words in a language that i know that i cant comprehend now for some reason

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

landy.

Gunky Junket posted:

My ideal, and favourite, pet is definitely the ASH. Tough, hardy, and willing creatures; clever quick-learners and easy to train. I have two, and they're brilliant animals. :D

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I can be difficult to understand, I realise this.. and I like it. If someone doesn't understand me then they'll never work me out.. and I'll always be two steps ahead of them.

But, in an effort to make things less cryptic, I shall reveal to you a hidden truth:

Sometimes when I send a PM to a guy, there's a direct correlation between it and the greasy appendage he's packing in his grundies.

*turns to look at Jase*


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As I may not have another opportunity to do so, I'll also add here - Happy New Year, everyone! Have fun, take care and stay safe! May your 2015 be filled with love and laughter, and you succeed in whatever your aspirations may be. I'd give you a midnight kiss tomorrow night, but I suspect a vast majority of you may have the herps, and I want nothing to do with that bizzo, sooo.. *hugs* :D

have a happy 2015! :wave:


HiipFire

JENNY DEATH LIVES

The Fresh Prince posted:

smoobles was ik. also we were given the chat threads but then sal and los lobos gassed them once they became our current idiot rulers. some posters from the crew threads stayed. i dunno, when was the last time you were here?

sounds like cool rear end poo poo

dogcrash truther

Gunky Junket posted:

My ideal, and favourite, pet is definitely the ASH. Tough, hardy, and willing creatures; clever quick-learners and easy to train. I have two, and they're brilliant animals. :D

whats an ASH?

dogcrash truther

HiipFire posted:

sounds like cool rear end poo poo

it was. it wsa some weed rear end poo poo.

oh yeah, thats right. you missed the chance to get a hat with "weed rear end" on it

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
i want enough chihuahuas to make a sledding team

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
i haven't really thought it out but I bet I'd need 100 in order to pull the sled and then another 50 in reserve to replace the ones that freeze to death since it's less than 65F outside

ArfJason
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Gunky Junket posted:

My ideal, and favourite, pet is definitely the ASH. Tough, hardy, and willing creatures; clever quick-learners and easy to train. I have two, and they're brilliant animals. :D

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I can be difficult to understand, I realise this.. and I like it. If someone doesn't understand me then they'll never work me out.. and I'll always be two steps ahead of them.

But, in an effort to make things less cryptic, I shall reveal to you a hidden truth:

Sometimes when I send a PM to a guy, there's a direct correlation between it and the greasy appendage he's packing in his grundies.

*turns to look at Jase*
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As I may not have another opportunity to do so, I'll also add here - Happy New Year, everyone! Have fun, take care and stay safe! May your 2015 be filled with love and laughter, and you succeed in whatever your aspirations may be. I'd give you a midnight kiss tomorrow night, but I suspect a vast majority of you may have the herps, and I want nothing to do with that bizzo, sooo.. *hugs* :D


Saw a highlighted quote but didnt read, los lobos please do your thing

Gunky Junket

by Ralp

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Stock_Horse

quote:

Characteristics
The Australian Stock Horse is bred for intelligence, courage, toughness and stamina. The horse will be sound, agile and quick moving with a sure-footed walk. It will have a calm, responsive temperament.

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Gunky Junket

by Ralp

ArfJason posted:

but didnt read

"didn't read it" = 100% guarantee confirmation it was read :D

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