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Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules! Condolences to Bjay9 and kalensc, who get zeroed out despite scoring over 900 and bust by a single yard, respectively. Week 14 Results Top Ten: bushisms.txt: 996 - 47 pts. Phyein: 993 - 46 pts. pixelbot2000: 990 - 45 pts. skaboomizzy: 977 - 44 pts. Deceptive: 968 - 43 pts. Grozz Nuy: 965 - 42 pts. Okibi: 957 - 41 pts. Apples McGrind: 938 - 40 pts. Mughe: 936 - 39 + 50 Ryan bonus = 89 pts. Gandalf21: 934 - 38 pts. The Field: rebel1608: 933 - 37 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 931 - 36 pts. No Butt Stuff: 929 - 35 pts. Arnold Layne: 900 - 34 pts. Fenrir: 890 - 33 pts. Nystral: 875 - 32 pts. JGKing: 874 - 31 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 845 - 30 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 833 - 29 pts. OrangeKing: 818 - 28 pts. Grittybeard: 816 - 27 pts. Chichevache: 815 - 26 pts. WaffleZombie: 810 (1069-259) - 25 pts. marioinblack: 796 - 24 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 794 - 23 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 788 - 22 pts. Thaddius the Large: 776 - 21 pts. Lt. Chips: 766 - 20 pts. Phiggle: 742 - 19 pts. Hockles: 737 - 18 pts. Felter Chesthard: 733 - 17 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 713 - 16 pts. Metapod: 686 - 15 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 661 - 14 pts. aBagorn: 631 - 13 pts. Akbar: 327 - 8 pts. axeil: 327 (1042-715) - 8 pts. Bachtere: 327 (1147-810) - 8 pts. Dubar: 327 - 8 pts. von Metternich: 327 - 8 pts. Busts: kalensc: 1001 - 7 pts. Jaysus: 1018 - 6 pts. Ron Roenicke: 1105 - 5 pts. solauran: 1116 (1176-60) - 4 pts. ChuckHead: 1186 - 3 pts. Tavarin: 1196 - 2 pts. Bjay9: 931 - 0 pts. Tokens!  The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle)  The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts.  The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game.  The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting. And one special token:  The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!  Blowhard Alert! The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000: Deceptive Great White Hope Nystral solauran Jaysus Butthead Ghost of Reagan Past grah ffoecaf OxySnake OBR Bachtere Chichevache Metapod Mind_Taker Gandalf21 Apples McGrind Z.S. Ghost Bjay9 Week 15 Schedule Thursday Night: ARI@STL Sunday 10AM: PIT@ATL WAS@NYG MIA@NE OAK@KC HOU@IND JAX@BAL GB@BUF TB@CAR CIN@CLE Sunday 1PM: NYJ@TEN DEN@SD SF@SEA MIN@DET Sunday Night: DAL@PHI  Monday Night!NO@CHI
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So does busting with 1001 two times in a single season earn me a backdoor entry to the playoffs if I fall short. 
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kalensc posted:So does busting with 1001 two times in a single season earn me a backdoor entry to the playoffs if I fall short. Didn't work for me two years ago 
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