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Devil Bird Thing

Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

Iggy Koopa posted:

while i cant reveal everything i put in my burgers as it is currently illegal to post family recipes, would anyone want a video of me making some burgers tonight?

Yes, a video! Can you try to shape the burger patties into the shape of poster's avatars Sid? Are you that good? Are you that good with your meat?

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SIDS Vicious


what do you think a flat top grill is if not basically a giant frying pan dude

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons :)

i am he

you own a flat top grill?

Devil Bird Thing

Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?
gently caress. That came out weird.

But yeah, do an episode of Sid's Kitchen for us tonight.

SIDS Vicious


i am he posted:

you own a flat top grill?

no i wish i mean that is how i see most burgers made in good burger joints and a frying pan is basically the same idea its flat hot metal

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons :)

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t-rex probably imagined a deep-fried burger lol

i am he

Hugh Malone posted:

t-rex probably imagined a deep-fried burger lol

no, he's probably saying grilled are better.

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i am he posted:

no, he's probably saying grilled are better.

and that is a fact sir

fuck. marry. t-rex

If you can't char grill it might as well just make something else imo

A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



Hugh Malone posted:

oh holy poo poo welcome back to free world homes, get some steak and shrimp

cheers

fuck. marry. t-rex

Other things ground beef is deec in:

Burritos
Tacos
Ghetto Stroganoff
Stuffed green peppers
Meatballs
Lasagna
Beef gravy and biscuits
Tomato sauce
Ghetto beef and broccoli

SIDS Vicious


yeah but i have to use these buns before they go stale and also i like burgers, and i dont have the other things to make any of those lol

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons :)

fuck. marry. t-rex

Refried beans rice and beef
Normal beans rice and beef

A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



Iggy Koopa posted:

what do you think a flat top grill is if not basically a giant frying pan dude

fuck. marry. t-rex

Idk whatchu got or I'd have better suggestions.

But yes people will give you an egg, and if you are cooking in a skillet the binder prob helps

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i like my burgers deep-fired




e: lol deep fired

FluffieDuckie

oh good god people help sid out, he's not asking for that much

here sid


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

SIDS Vicious


thats not uh one of your eggs is it duckie, ive never used duck eggs thats the only reason i ask...

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons :)

joke_explainer


no eggs in burgers. on maybe. fried egg on top. but not in the mix!!!!!!

just a lil' worschestchire on 'em is all you need, maybe some salt and pepper. don't adulterate your freshly ground beef with eggs!! this isn't meatloaf sid!


Prodigal T-REX posted:

Fried burgers? Wtf

This thread is sickening.

not necessarily. a good cast iron pan can put a great sear on a burger (and hit more surface area than a grill generally does while doing it too). I still prefer the smokiness of charcoal but it'll be just as good as if you had a drat propane grill.

Pinche Rudo

All I got is ostrich eggs brah

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

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Iggy Koopa posted:

thats not uh one of your eggs is it duckie, ive never used duck eggs thats the only reason i ask...

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaa

Al Borland

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Iggy Koopa posted:

could someone please lend me an egg, i wish to make burgers for dinner but i unfortunately have no eggs, i only need one so if someone can lend me an egg that would be fantastic. alternately is it possible to make burgers with no egg in the mix, and if so what would i use to replace the egg, would i just use my other regular wet ingredients? do you think my neighbor would lend me an egg, if i asked politely? i see neighbors helping each other on the television a lot, but i have yet to actually borrow anything from my neighbor before

Yes I have made patties without an egg before. Just be gentle with the patty.

Or if you wanna be crazy put some honey in it.

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SIDS Vicious


here it is folks a locely lovely video of me making Burgers can someone please embed it

Making Burgers: http://youtu.be/ng5hkn00RJE

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Iggy Koopa posted:

here it is folks a locely lovely video of me making Burgers can someone please embed it

Making Burgers: http://youtu.be/ng5hkn00RJE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng5hkn00RJE

City of Glompton

i'm sorry sid but this egg is occupied. looks like the burgs are working out anyway :)


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Afro Doug

eggs dont belong in a hamburger. but you could make a huge meatball and smush it between bread and make a meatball sandwich.

Afro Doug

alternately you could make a regular hamburger and put it between too slices of french toast :whoa:

Al Borland

by XyloJW
YO you should throw some butter in your burger.

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Al Borland

by XyloJW
Aww a few months ago this woulda grossed you out sid? Welcome to being a big boy.

Have you deboned a chicken yet?

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poop

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Yo, imma blob

have you any wool

Hugh Malone posted:

oh cool, i thought it was gluten that made 'em gluey



i've heard of it in meatloaf for same purpose

nah its something else

but oats do get stored on the reg w/ wheat or in silos also used for wheat so cross-contamination is basically guaranteed.. please be safe and avoid wheat and wheat by-products if necessary...

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Al Borland posted:

Have you boned a chicken yet?

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because you need an egg to make a burger :smugjones:

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