BYOB Rules Thread

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The rules have been updated. Please press your eyes against the screen and learn:

1. Think a nice thought about a poster who no longer posts here
The power of positive thinking cannot be understated. Lure back a friend by directing your psychic energy, or just enjoy a pleasant reminiscence.

2. Play Blokus^TM with friends and family
Your whole family will enjoy Blokus, a board game with simple rules and lots of strategy! Place your colored pieces on the game board, but remember that they have to touch only the corner of at least one of the game pieces you have already played. As you play the block game, you will need to plan ahead to stretch into new territory and play you pieces before you run out of space! Once you learn to play Blokus, you'll want to keep trying new strategies to take over the board. Kids as young as 5 years old can play this fun building game for two to four players!

3. Hold the door open for strangers
It's bad enough that they came into your house uninvited, and now they're overstaying their welcome! A gentle but firm cough can be employed to attract their attention.

4. Use lots of swears
The "no swears" rule dampened our freewheeling culture and I'd like to see if we can't bring it the herk back.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 04:18

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# ? May 18, 2024 00:31

FluffieDuckie

i played blokus with my kids last week

i lost :negative:

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Dec 12, 2014 04:19

tao of lmao

i do not recognize any of these rules threads as legitimate

# ? Dec 12, 2014 04:19

bwatts

based on this rule thread, i don't really see why my thread was closed.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 04:28

WindmillSlayer

Rule 5: Suicidal Ideation is very byob.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 04:28

bog pixie

im thinking about breadingbutter, who ran away from this forum in its time of need

# ? Dec 12, 2014 04:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Ectral posted:

im thinking about breadingbutter, who walked away from this forum in its time of need

# ? Dec 12, 2014 04:37

bog pixie

i can't believe i got the meme wrong.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 04:40

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

what happened to BrownianMotion

"some guy came up to me so i punhc him WAPOW"

lol

# ? Dec 12, 2014 04:40

tao of lmao

Hugh Malone posted:

what happened to BrownianMotion

"some guy came up to me so i punhc him WAPOW"

lol

yeah that dude was cool

# ? Dec 12, 2014 04:42

emmie

lego guy, good poster

# ? Dec 12, 2014 04:50

SIDS Vicious

it was a servbot

# ? Dec 12, 2014 05:02

Ace of Baes

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# ? Dec 12, 2014 05:25

cuntman.net

7777777 posted:

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what a brown noser

# ? Dec 12, 2014 05:37

Lil Cunty

pig slut lisa posted:

4. Use lots of swears
The "no swears" rule dampened our freewheeling culture and I'd like to see if we can't bring it the herk back.

oh thank god

i just dont know if im cut out for excellent deportment crew

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Dec 12, 2014 06:13

WINNINGHARD

Hugh Malone posted:

what happened to BrownianMotion

"some guy came up to me so i punhc him WAPOW"

lol

He is my friend, and is alive.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 08:06

saboten

herk

thank u bacalou

# ? Dec 12, 2014 17:06

saboten

poo poo

thank u bacalou

# ? Dec 12, 2014 17:06

The Belgian

pig slut lisa posted:

4. Use lots of swears
The "no swears" rule dampened our freewheeling culture and I'd like to see if we can't bring it the herk back.

what the heck

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# ? Dec 12, 2014 17:23

ZeroCount

what a bunch of yobbos

# ? Dec 12, 2014 17:31

alnilam

can we also use lots of swears like all of us make lots of promises to each other

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Dec 12, 2014 17:31

alnilam

i swear... to uphold these rules :xd:

except maybe the blokus one bc i dont hvae it

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Dec 12, 2014 17:31

SIDS Vicious

i swear i will one day buy those nes games from alnilam

# ? Dec 12, 2014 18:55

ron color

i also swear that sid will buy them

# ? Dec 12, 2014 19:09

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Remember you are in BYOB so you are the privileged whites of the forums. If you do not meet the rigorous posting standards imposed by Smoobles then don't post.

Since I do not and never will meet these rigorous posting standards I will go back to GBS and wallow in my own feces.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 20:58

WindmillSlayer

Luvcow posted:

Remember you are in BYOB so you are the privileged whites of the forums. If you do not meet the rigorous posting standards imposed by Smoobles then don't post.

Since I do not and never will meet these rigorous posting standards I will go back to GBS and wallow in my own feces.

no stay !

# ? Dec 12, 2014 21:58

Pedantra: by Lowtax

smoobles hosed up big this time

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# ? Dec 12, 2014 22:03

SIDS Vicious

smoobled again

# ? Dec 12, 2014 22:05

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

I will love Smoobles from afar. Unrequited love was a huge theme in Shakespeare's work and I feel Smoobles is like the Shakespeare of the forums. Someday I'll open up my volumes of erotic Smoobles art for public view.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 22:11