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Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

google commit sha1sum before u push to ensure no collision w/ existing public repos, re commit for new sum if necessary

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pram
Jun 10, 2001
profoundly bad thread

Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.
always wear a condom while you code.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Papes posted:

always wear a condom while you code.

lol if you don't keep a box of finger cots handy for when you have to use somebody else's keyboard

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i pissed in your keyboard op

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

be sure to not create race conditions. they suck.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



especially if your drives are in a master/slave config

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
always wear OSHA-approved programming garments and close-toed shoes. observe posted safety regulations.

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

rotor posted:

always wear OSHA-approved programming garments and close-toed shoes. observe posted safety regulations.

It's PPE, or it's HIV.

idk why i have to watch the same fear mongering osha video from the early 90s every year

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



knew a junior dev once who would code right on the metal (thats programmer speak for irl)

AWWNAW
Dec 30, 2008

don't forget your semi colons

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Snapchat A Titty posted:

especially if your drives are in a master/slave config

lol

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

make all ur variables constants so the little buggers won't go changing on you

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Do not stand on the top step of the ladder

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

always remember who the qualified first aiders are in your office, and pay attention to the fire warden

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
dont code too fast in case you have a hard drive crash

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
always wipe after you code and wash your hands thoroughly

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
make sure 100% of your code is inside try-catches so as to avoid exceptions

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

Egan Yardley posted:

be sure to not create race conditions. they suck.

no racism in yospos!

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N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
try to use code patterns in your code name your first variable a then the next one b etc

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