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google commit sha1sum before u push to ensure no collision w/ existing public repos, re commit for new sum if necessary
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 03:09 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 10:19 |
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profoundly bad thread
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 03:10 |
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always wear a condom while you code.
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 03:26 |
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Papes posted:always wear a condom while you code. lol if you don't keep a box of finger cots handy for when you have to use somebody else's keyboard
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 03:27 |
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i pissed in your keyboard op
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 03:35 |
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be sure to not create race conditions. they suck.
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 05:24 |
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especially if your drives are in a master/slave config
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 05:30 |
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always wear OSHA-approved programming garments and close-toed shoes. observe posted safety regulations.
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 05:33 |
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rotor posted:always wear OSHA-approved programming garments and close-toed shoes. observe posted safety regulations. It's PPE, or it's HIV. idk why i have to watch the same fear mongering osha video from the early 90s every year
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 05:34 |
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knew a junior dev once who would code right on the metal (thats programmer speak for irl)
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 05:35 |
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don't forget your semi colons
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 05:51 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:especially if your drives are in a master/slave config lol
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# ? Dec 14, 2014 17:13 |
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make all ur variables constants so the little buggers won't go changing on you
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# ? Dec 14, 2014 17:20 |
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Do not stand on the top step of the ladder
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# ? Dec 14, 2014 20:45 |
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always remember who the qualified first aiders are in your office, and pay attention to the fire warden
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# ? Dec 14, 2014 20:49 |
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dont code too fast in case you have a hard drive crash
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# ? Dec 14, 2014 22:11 |
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always wipe after you code and wash your hands thoroughly
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# ? Dec 14, 2014 22:24 |
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make sure 100% of your code is inside try-catches so as to avoid exceptions
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# ? Dec 14, 2014 22:28 |
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Egan Yardley posted:be sure to not create race conditions. they suck. no racism in yospos!
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# ? Dec 14, 2014 22:31 |
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try to use code patterns in your code name your first variable a then the next one b etc
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# ? Dec 14, 2014 22:36 |