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Everdraed
Sep 7, 2003

spankety, spankety, spankety
I guess I'm coining these things, so they're now called SpliceTubes. Thank you very much for the title change!

And whoa, after fiddling and fuddling, a number of awesome goons helped me make a site for these dumb things! Wow!


You can tell it's under construction because of the gifs at the bottom. Look at them go! That's progress in motion my friends.


All swf and html files can now be found at http://splicetube.com, just append them right to that domain and they should work fine. The old links will work too but I have less control over the particulars on that space and won't be keeping it updated.

gently caress YOUR FEDORA

gently caress YOUR FETISH

gently caress YOUR FOAM

gently caress YOUR PEWDIEPIE

gently caress YOUR DOODLY DOO

gently caress YOUR YEEEEE well actually that one's alright

gently caress YOUR HOLIDAY 'SONG'

gently caress YOUR SUPERS

gently caress LIFE AND ITS LEMONS

gently caress HER TOO

I'D gently caress YOU

gently caress YOUR OVERWHELMING DISPLAY OF HUMANITY AND CALL FOR SANITY

gently caress THIS poo poo IF IT'S NOT GONNA LOAD

And last but not least gently caress THE PEOPLE WHO gently caress IT ALL UP

Can you guys think of anything I missed?

http://www.splicetube.com/fuckyou.html?v=[youtube video id]&ts=[time start in seconds, can be left out]



EDIT: New thingies!

Can a video not be consumed by the new flesh? Drome it!

Or maybe it ushers in a new era, where fantasy and reality are intermingled in a haze of exquisite violence? Drome it happily!

Now you've hosed up!
Bees, etc.
:)
Mice!
More mice!


http://www.splicetube.com/drome.html?v=[youtube video url]&ts=[time start in seconds]

http://www.splicetube.com/drome2.html?v=[youtube video url]&ts=[time start in seconds]






Have you ever watched a youtube video that just makes you wanna destroy your monitor? Have you ever destroyed a monitor because of a youtube video? Are you running out of monitors? Well, your troubles are over! Now you can express your displeasure in a satisfying manner, or maybe you just wanna kill your tv! Whatever the reason or target, just smash it away.


http://www.splicetube.com/smashtv.html?v=[youtube video ID]&ts=[time start in seconds]&hit=[time in seconds to drop the hammer]

The hammer drop will default to three seconds, and since it takes a bit of time for a youtube video to load you probably want to keep it above .5 seconds or the video might not load at all timer changed so it should always wait for buffering to finish before it begins the hit timer. Sometimes even a single frame of a video is too much to bear, so do whatcha gotta!


And here's a new one, Krusty!

Sometimes things make no sense!
Sometimes things just don't have a satisfying payoff!
Sometimes things just go on and on, gross!
Edgy stuff here, folks!

http://splicetube.com/krusty.html?v=[youtube video ID]&ts=[time start in seconds]&clip1=[time in seconds for clip one to start]&clip2=[time in seconds for clip two to start]



Also all of these will rescale to fit your browser window if you use .swf instead of .html, it's just that simple! Because of browser issues (IE doesn't like dealing with urlvariables when viewing naked .swfs it seems) I'm recommending to stick with .html links, which I've edited to scale automatically. Honestly html is better on my end anyway for easy embed retargeting in case of bandwidth issues, but I was being lazy.



Also if you have a really good idea (especially if it involves a novel use of a maskable monitor or screen in the footage) for a SpliceTube template, feel free to lay them down in this thread! I have a number I'm planning on doing already and each of these take a good chunk of time to produce, but if I see a concept that is just incredible I'll likely push back others to do it quickly.

Everdraed fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Dec 23, 2014

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
lmao yeah like I'm gonna install flash you fuckwit. :jerkbag:

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
love you

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
drat, nice . thanks everdrd :)

http://everdraed.net/SA/fuckyou/FUCKYOU.html?v=AZ2BVXWfV7A

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
hey woah chill it out pal

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Obama's first state of the union address

TEAYCHES fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Dec 14, 2014

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
sorry i am using a phone

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Oh boy, commence sucking OP's dick, everyone :rolleyes:

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.

Rapman the Cook posted:

Oh boy, commence sucking OP's dick, everyone :rolleyes:

uuugh, if only there was a youtube of your posting

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
:D

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
OP is love.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Reagan's farewell address

Everdraed
Sep 7, 2003

spankety, spankety, spankety

Rapman the Cook posted:

Oh boy, commence sucking OP's dick, everyone :rolleyes:
\:rolleyes:/

AngrySpork
Nov 9, 2003

The most powerful voice in gaming
Dear everdread: gently caress YOU also rated 5

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
trigger warning, auspol

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

5'd

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
http://everdraed.net/SA/fuckyou/FUCKYOU.html?v=f4QBRgyitFs&ts=50

Dr. Eldarion
Mar 21, 2001

Deal Dispatcher

everdraed you are amazing

http://everdraed.net/SA/fuckyou/FUCKYOU.html?v=5IuRzJRrRpQ&ts=50

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
The usual reaction to these sort of things.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
gb2coupons

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
http://everdraed.net/SA/fuckyou/FUCKYOU.html?v=GEEaNkZbJnE&ts=10

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


lol

AngrySpork
Nov 9, 2003

The most powerful voice in gaming
Uguu?
:shrug:

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Love you!

You've done God's work. gently caress YOU.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
http://everdraed.net/SA/fuckyou/FUCKYOU.html?v=CGDIZoXXdg8&ts=10

ManSauceGuzzlr
Jul 18, 2004

"That man...I'm...fascinated by him. That look...his whole look. It's hypnotic."
What movie is that from?? It looks so familiar...

AngrySpork
Nov 9, 2003

The most powerful voice in gaming

ManSauceGuzzlr posted:

What movie is that from?? It looks so familiar...

Cabin in the Woods

V this dude is so right. It's a pretty loving amazing horror movie. Right up there with Tucker & Dale

e: wait does this make us friends? :allears:

AngrySpork fucked around with this message at 09:46 on Dec 14, 2014

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

ManSauceGuzzlr posted:

What movie is that from?? It looks so familiar...

The best movie of all time. Seriously. If you don't like Cabin in the Woods you can go to hell because we're not friends.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
That is a gnarled top of head.

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


GET SOME

Everdraed
Sep 7, 2003

spankety, spankety, spankety
doting on anime sets you on a bad path

continuing with cats

gently caress my life folks


gently caress you intimates the dog

Everdraed fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Dec 14, 2014

AngrySpork
Nov 9, 2003

The most powerful voice in gaming
I guess it had to be done

http://everdraed.net/SA/fuckyou/FUCKYOU.html?v=IKxGN8UhpVo&ts=175


fake edit: something about f-22s

real edit: load bearing gently caress you

AngrySpork fucked around with this message at 10:12 on Dec 14, 2014

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong
Oh wow this is neat, thank you!

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW
gently caress you too OP

nah just kidding :)

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Maybe I'm a 'tard but I laughed a bunch still, regardless of knowing it's an Everdraed thread, and people generally like his posts.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
this is the bravest thread i've ever seen

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Solid. loving. Gold.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

http://everdraed.net/SA/fuckyou/FUCKYOU.html?v=_OxM9pWGsaQ&ts=68

http://everdraed.net/SA/fuckyou/FUCKYOU.html?v=6Pkq_eBHXJ4&ts=89.5

root of all eval fucked around with this message at 10:58 on Dec 14, 2014

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
lmao

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Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
http://everdraed.net/SA/fuckyou/FUCKYOU.html?v=yod4Lgiwy48

thanks, op.


http://everdraed.net/SA/fuckyou/FUCKYOU.html?v=0QZJxVKzNmQ

http://everdraed.net/SA/fuckyou/FUCKYOU.html?v=aOsnQZTwwf8

Kempo Yellow Belt fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Dec 14, 2014

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