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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
WikiHow is the site that teaches you things that you could never learn from anywhere else! For example:

How to compliment people: http://www.wikihow.com/Compliment-People

quote:

If your compliment comes with a qualifier (ex. "You look nice for a..."), you probably should just keep it to yourself.
For example, telling a woman that she looks so pretty when she wears makeup (which implies that she isn't pretty normally). Another example would be racist compliments, such as saying that a guy is "smart for a black dude".

How to love somebody: http://www.wikihow.com/Love-Somebody

quote:

Telling someone you'd probably die without them (or anything of that caliber) is only going to cause problems down the line, as is talking to your partner as though he or she is your personal savior.

How to hold in a fart: http://www.wikihow.com/Hold-in-a-Fart

quote:

Clench your butt-cheeks. Think of it this way: if there's no space between your butt-cheeks, then how can the fart get out?

How to fake going to the bathroom: http://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Going-to-the-Bathroom

quote:

If you are with anybody, just say that you need to use the bathroom and that you'll be right back. Then head to the bathroom.

How to suppress an erection: http://www.wikihow.com/Suppress-an-Erection

quote:

If you're at home, you can be less subtle about it. Your family probably has some clue about what happens!



and the ever important topic, how to tackle a girl: http://www.wikihow.com/Tackle-a-Girl

quote:

After all of this...ask her if she wants a drink or whatsoever. Or even better, challenge her on TACKLE FOOTBALL. Every girl loves a challenge.

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parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

i think you can learn most anything but not anything there.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

parthenocarpy posted:

i think you can learn most anything but not anything there.
That's a pretty good post... for a black dude.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
I like the medical ones that are like, "how to stitch a wound closed," and they're like 1) Put a towel over the wound and apply pressure, 2) Go to hospital, 3) Watch as your doctor stitches your wound closed.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Pretty smart for a black dude is a good name for a song

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

what if you said 'you're pretty good with money, for a non-jew' and you're jewish

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

Lowtax posted:

That's a pretty good post... for a black dude.

i`ve learned that, when posting,. leave the hands in charge

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


The first search result for "cuck" on WikiHow is how to make chicken nuggets.

Which I guess makes sense.

Aero737
Apr 30, 2006
How to murder you're famil in 4 easy steps (with pictures)

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014
Thank God there is a web site that acknowledges the constant struggle of men to portray themselves as masculine in all activities to eliminate any question of their heterosexuality.

How to apply chapstick in a "manly" fashion: http://www.wikihow.com/Treat-Chapped-Lips-in-a-Manly-Way

quote:

Hold it the right way. The first thing about using chap stick is how to hold the stick. Most people only use a weak fingertip grip, resulting in looking like a pansy. Use a firm full fist manly grip so that everyone around you is confident of your masculinity. Watch out though as a fist grip on Chapstick could make you look a bit troubled "upstairs."

quote:

Watch out though as a fist grip on Chapstick could make you look a bit troubled "upstairs."

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW
http://www.wikihow.com/Die-Peacefully

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
wasn't there already a thread about this in PYF?

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003



1 First tell each other friends their names. They can handshake, but don't force one or they may feel uncomfortable.

parthenocarpy fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Dec 16, 2014

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
hang some hot dogs above an ashtray and you can enjoy smoked meat on the cheap

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


http://www.wikihow.com/Insert-a-Tampon-when-You%27re-Nervous

There is also a regular article for how to insert a tampon. This one is for when you're nervous.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno



drip of morphine, seeing your past lovers where others see a tall potted aloe

that's the way I want to go

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
HOW TO FIND YOUR SPIRIT ANIME

Is your spirit animal a wolf, owl, bear, crow, giraffe, lizard or butterfly? Spirit animals can help us feel more in tune with the earth and guide us to make the right decisions in life. You can't just choose a spirit animal, though; according to ancient beliefs, your spirit animal chooses you. Read on to learn how to find and connect with your spirit animal, a quest that has been undertaken by countless people over thousands of years.




turns out im a sightless lizard that lives in complete darkness eating lichen almost 24/7

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
can wikihow teach franco the difference between a vagina and feets

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

wasn't there already a thread about this in PYF?
I don't know, I don't read PYF.

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003



4 Add another layer of a watermelon donut slice to the first slice. Again, top this with the sweetened sour cream.

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

i couldn't find anything about how to attract and bind a skeletal familiar, loving useless

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Suddenely my terminal rear end/ball/brain cancer is easier

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
save your used teabags for patching up a nasty bullet wound

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
a search for "steve martin math" yielded zero martin equations. *sigh* believed in you lowtax

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003


7 Use the water in your water bed only as a last resort. The water in your bed could contain chemical toxins that leached into the water from the mattress.
Drain your water bed annually. Replace the old water with fresh water and add approximately 1 1/2 cups of bleach to an average 400 gallon (1,514.2 L) water bed.
To kill bacteria, it is a good idea to boil and bleach water you remove from a water bed. However, if there are chemical toxins in the water, purification will not remove them.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lowtax posted:

I don't know, I don't read PYF.

I don't either, but they have some good pictures sometimes

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
Part 2 of 6: The SweetTart method

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW
There is a fetishist on wikihow who has written tons of articles about footie pyjamas

http://www.wikihow.com/Category:Blanket-Sleepers


quote:

If you are able to overcome the fear and become courageous enough to wear blanket sleepers to bed, don't brag about your experiences later to your friends both online and off, as these events may come back to haunt you later, causing you to no longer be courageous and you'll be back to square one (where you once started)!

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

Part 2 of 6: The SweetTart method

http://www.wikihow.com/Conceal-Your-Farting-in-Public


3 Fart slowly.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I need a wiki how on how to enlarge my penis

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

TOOT BOOT posted:

i couldn't find anything about how to attract and bind a skeletal familiar, loving useless

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Wizard

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-Your-Mom-That-You-Don%27t-Need-a-Bra

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

quote:

There is power in your mind. If certain garb makes you feel powerful, wear it. You don't need to abide by anyone else's concept of what is appropriate.
I am in my fursuit casting spells on u

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Lowtax posted:

I am in my fursuit casting spells on u

Me-ow!

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
pretty fly... for a white guy

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Do they teach you how to make a good thread op?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Lowtax posted:

I am in my fursuit casting spells on u

to truly be a wizard you need to drink 2 bottles of cough medicine and when you throw up that is the first sign of the magic flowing

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Fetus Tree posted:

Do they teach you how to make a good thread op?
If they do I didn't bother reading it.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Fetus Tree posted:

Do they teach you how to make a good thread op?

I googled wikihow sa good threads and this is what came up:
http://www.wikihow.com/Do-a-Self-Piercing-at-Home

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