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Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-an-Encounter-with-an-Ostrich



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Ostriches have terrible ground fighting skills. If you can manage to get behind one, cinch your arm around its neck tightly and use your momentum to fall to one side. While on the ground and keeping hold of the neck, make sure to chop the throat repeatedly until the bird loses consciousness.

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Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Phobic Nest posted:

I've noticed that articles not blessed with these wonderful drawings seem to get a default icon that never fits.




I hope those articles are meant to be read in order.

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