- Harime Nui
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acter....)
The truth is, I have lived all my life deeply jealous of white people.
You see all I've wanted since I was a little boy, was a beard of my own....... but I never could have one..... what do I have? A few curly hairs like oversize pubes sticking out of my jaw. My indian blood is thick like metaphor..... and I was deprived, of looking like the ultimate man, Wolverine. It hurts, knowing I'll be 40 before I can even have the plainest boxcar of a mustache......
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This is the realest thread I have ever posted so don't hate but holy poo poo I want mutton chops I want them so bad
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Dec 16, 2014 06:32
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Until science can find a way for you to grow a lumberjack's beard, there's always face merkins 
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Dec 16, 2014 06:34
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Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?
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It's cool. I can grow a better beard, you're better at providing technical support. I consider us even, friend.
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Dec 16, 2014 06:36
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you paleface sonofabitch plz give me ur mustache
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Dec 16, 2014 07:25
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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indian as in wooowoowoowooo or dhalsim indian
I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake
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Dec 16, 2014 08:13
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uh we do not go woowoowoo except in hollywood movies and yes I do mean indian as in native american, in fact a more typical warcry would be EEKY EEKY EEKY ZOOPWOP BWING
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Dec 16, 2014 08:53
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beards are pretty good op but i bet you have really nice hair
me i'm bald
i'd say the grass is greener on the other side but it's pretty much always greener in the white persons' lawn tbh
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Dec 16, 2014 09:28
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It's true I have hair like kudzu off my scalp
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Dec 16, 2014 09:32
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Do you know how many combs I've broken??? well, it's a lot
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Dec 16, 2014 09:33
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i have broken some combs
in my beard
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Dec 16, 2014 09:33
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kill the whites
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Dec 16, 2014 09:35
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I mean, okay, that's cool haha, we're cool
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Dec 16, 2014 09:36
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We're cool my bearded friend, we're cool......... I am in no way envious of your hirsute genetics...... that would be incredibly weird and petty ha ha.........
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Dec 16, 2014 09:37
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lets have a baby like in the documentary junior
a baby with perfect hair (head, face)
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Dec 16, 2014 09:39
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The child will be born with the most perfect gloss to his down seen since the genesis of Abel........... and in time when his scalp and his chin grow luxuriant he will say "papas, can I not trim these locks and whiskers," and we will say "hahahahaha OH gently caress NO"
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Dec 16, 2014 09:41
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b/c I have Aztec roots I am inclined to say....... go gently caress yrself we will defeat teh white man w/out u......
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Dec 16, 2014 10:29
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speaking as a white man: fight each other, yesss
yesssssssssssssss
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Dec 16, 2014 10:30
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yeah but i bet all that free money from the government doesn't suck
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Dec 16, 2014 17:15
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BE GAY
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native Americans are cool as gently caress, sorry about your beard though
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Dec 23, 2014 12:17
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You really don't want mutton chops.
I have a friend with a pair and they make him the dweebiest lookin fellow I know.
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Dec 23, 2014 18:47
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You have wonderful hair though I'm sure Harime.
I like them so much that I married one.
did you make her in space cheese yet?
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Dec 23, 2014 18:48
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I'm just not that interested in drawing cheese.
how about salami or sausages?
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Dec 23, 2014 19:04
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print out this page and burn it.
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Dec 23, 2014 19:17
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I feel for you OP but Wolverine was NOT the ultimate man he didnd't even send me a crispmas card
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Dec 23, 2014 19:37
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I am white and I too cannot grow a beard. My dad has a nice full beard. One thing I realized is that I don't have to bother with shaving and trimming which is nice and frees up time. I only need to shave like every other day at most.
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Dec 23, 2014 20:07
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Harime Nui hasnt posted since i posted the real truth about Harime Nui
Your truth made them realize they don't have hadns so how are they gonna pst?
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Dec 23, 2014 23:07
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I envy everyone who has dark skin and black hair because its almost always synonymous with thick and full and never having to fear baldness
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harime nui i took a picture of the top of my head that you can look at every time you are upset about not having a beard here you go. free tip: keep it in your wallet
i'm sorry for ur loss
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i have incan roots myself
