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this old tech gaming lark is bullshit this high risk high reward strategy is letting me down
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Sorry to hear about your upcoming divorce
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Dec 18, 2014 10:04
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I've had to mortgage everything cept my greens
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Dec 18, 2014 10:07
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when i was childe i didnty know you could bargain with people over table and buy poo poo etc. wow it was sad i now get it
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Dec 18, 2014 10:35
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I always got bored of Monopoly really super quickly
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Dec 18, 2014 10:57
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this is much more fun than call of duty
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Dec 18, 2014 11:09
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echinopsis posted:when i was childe i didnty know you could bargain with people over table and buy poo poo etc. wow it was sad i now get it I remember someone got really really angry to the point where they got up and quit because I had a no bargaining policy come to think of it maybe it was because the first monopoly like game I played was on the computer and you couldn't bargain at all
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Dec 18, 2014 11:41
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Stereotype posted:I always got bored of Monopoly really super quickly dumb house rules ruin monopoly. no you dipshits all the fines DO NOT go in the middle to be claimed by whoever lands on FREE PARKING yes you DO have to auction properties if someone doesn't want to buy them when they land on them because otherwise we'll be here for an hour before all the squares are even sold
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:I've had to mortgage everything cept my greens you have employed a non optimal strategy and will now lose how to win: acquire any red, orange, railroad, and utility whenever you land on one sell the get out of jail card to other players, never use it when you have 7 properties or 3 railroads or a monopoly and one railroad buy dark blue properties or green properties trade dark blue or green properties for orange, red, or railroads never trade any other property under any circumstance once you have both orange and red monopolies stay in jail whenever possible if an opponent is using the same strategy and acquires or blocks either an orange or red monopoly before you stop buying property and simply roll dice until you run out of money angry_keebler fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Dec 18, 2014 |
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Dec 18, 2014 12:09
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My Girlfirend Smashed mny balls with a RUbber Mallet OP - Consider yourself LUCKY
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Dec 18, 2014 12:16
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Made me Lick Up The mixutre of CUM AND BLOOD, OP. Called me a FAG, SlAVE, oval office, BITCH - How does it taste? Salty? I bet it does. Air Quotes
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Dec 18, 2014 12:17
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he is lucky because my wifey hates monopoly and won't play it even though she has the Fremantle Dockers officially licensed theme board
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Dec 18, 2014 12:18
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What exactly does this have to do with computers? I understand you are trying to draw a tenuous link to tech by mentioning the word 'tech' in your OP, but I still don't feel it qualifies. Are there any moderators around that can move this to the gas chamber? Thanks.
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Dec 18, 2014 12:26
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~Coxy posted:he is lucky because my wifey hates monopoly and won't play it even though she has the Fremantle Dockers officially licensed theme board It's you. You are the one who is lucky.
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Dec 18, 2014 12:38
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black man 3 posted:What exactly does this have to do with computers? google is a monopoly
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Dec 18, 2014 12:59
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seriouspost science fact: being bored easily by a game of monopoly is used as a marker for severe autism
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much
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Dec 18, 2014 13:18
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Smashing!
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Dec 18, 2014 13:20
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Smash her pussy. Haha. But serious, have sex with her pussy hole.
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Dec 18, 2014 13:23
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Smash your wife's crusty old damaged meat flaps with your little rotting shrimp-esque diddle, op.
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Dec 18, 2014 13:25
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Then suck on your neighbour's dick.
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Dec 18, 2014 13:26
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Hammerite posted:It's you. You are the one who is lucky. I still like monopoly even insomuch as I acknowledge that is is A Bad Game 
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Dec 18, 2014 13:33
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~Coxy posted:I still like monopoly even insomuch as I acknowledge that is is A Bad Game Suck off the banker.
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Dec 18, 2014 13:44
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are you playing 2 player monopoly op?? if so how does that even work and if not shes probably cheating and cheating on you
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Dec 18, 2014 13:46
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Jerry Cotton posted:seriouspost science fact: being bored easily by a game of monopoly is used as a marker for severe autism what if you are playing a game of monopoly with autists
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Dec 18, 2014 13:49
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newreply.php posted:what if you are playing a game of monopoly with autists i don't play with posters
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Dec 18, 2014 13:56
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Jerry Cotton posted:i don't play with posters Good one, Jerry Cotton the retarded fag.
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Dec 18, 2014 13:58
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playing monopoly was the only unscary time i had on weed
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Dec 18, 2014 14:09
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Sweevo posted:dumb house rules ruin monopoly.
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Dec 18, 2014 14:13
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monopoly is actually a good game if you play it correctly (read drunk) with adults and not with children
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Dec 18, 2014 15:29
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Smash her pussy. Haha. But serious, have sex with her pussy hole. Kill her
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Dec 18, 2014 15:49
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:playing monopoly was the only unscary time i had on weed ;,fao
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Dec 18, 2014 15:51
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Smash her pussy. Haha. But serious, have sex with her pussy hole.
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Dec 18, 2014 15:51
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Smash your wife's crusty old damaged meat flaps with your little rotting shrimp-esque diddle, op. WOAH
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Dec 18, 2014 15:54
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ive only played a full game of monopoly once, would not do again
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Dec 18, 2014 16:05
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I.N.R.I posted:Kill her then yourself?
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Dec 18, 2014 16:25
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but op whos smashing your wife?
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Dec 18, 2014 17:10
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that's too bad OP. i spent a couple hours last evening playing carcassonne, an actual good board game, with a beautiful young woman.
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i don't think i've ever played monopoly with correct rules it seems like with the correct rules its actually a really fun game
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