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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

that's too bad OP. i spent a couple hours last evening playing carcassonne, an actual good board game, with a beautiful young woman.

ssscore!

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

that's too bad OP. i spent a couple hours last evening playing carcassonne, an actual good board game, with a beautiful young woman.

must have been difficult for her to play what with all the duct tape

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
"my wife is smashing"

-- me, at monopoly

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Jerry Cotton posted:

must have been difficult for her to play what with all the duct tape

you only need one arm free to play. no big deal.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I landed on her hotel on pall mall and it was game over. she celebrated without humility so I turned on the video games console and played destiny with my broken arm to prove that I am still a man

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




lol at this making it to the second page

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I landed on her hotel on pall mall and it was game over. she celebrated without humility so I turned on the video games console and played destiny with my broken arm to prove that I am still a man

oh word i just saw hemingway shuffle off like a lil' bitch

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
*don draper decidedly sets down his old fashioned, the camera briefly zooms in on the exquisite details on his silken arm bandage*

"fu bitch ima play some CoD"

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I landed on her hotel on pall mall and it was game over. she celebrated without humility so I turned on the video games console and played destiny with my broken arm to prove that I am still a man

lol u have an xbone

get a real man's console like a ps4

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
my wife wouldn't deign to menstruate on an xbone lmao

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

lol at this making it to the second page

please play the simplified optimal strategy i posted to win the game of monopoly and make your wife sad

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Cold on a Cob posted:

my wife wouldn't deign to menstruate on an xbone lmao

whats wrong with you.

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
i thought about buying a next generation ps/xbox but i own a wii u and a dece pc and 3rd party japanese developers are making things for the computer now so i guess it would be a really dumb waste of money
can't wait

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
also my city is the lovely cheap one on the south african monopoly board

(i wish it was true in fact its more expensive for less average income boo hoo)

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

AtomD posted:

things be a really dumb waste of money

agreed

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

I.N.R.I posted:

whats wrong with you.

hi inri what happened to your new av? too many hot and heavy PMs?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Cold on a Cob posted:

hi inri what happened to your new av? too many hot and heavy PMs?

u joke but ive actually had 4 pms abouth ow sexy my avatar was.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
actually i gotta agree where the gently caress did that come from? that's a pretty gross post. sorry everyone and mrs. cob. thanks inri for the callout :)

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

I.N.R.I posted:

u joke but ive actually had 4 pms abouth ow sexy my avatar was.

i'm 100% serious

like i feel like being a sexy tree on this forum would get tiring. people really want to gently caress and/or be hosed by trees. it's weird.

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

AtomD posted:

3rd party japanese developers

what is this a euphemism for

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I landed on her hotel on pall mall and it was game over. she celebrated without humility so I turned on the video games console and played destiny with my broken arm to prove that I am still a man

the gently caress is "pall mall" are you playing some kind of ringo ricky foreigners' monopoly?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
also lmao look at what happened when carcassonne changed publishers:







i guess 'swarthy brown man' just didn't test as well in marketing

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i have a boardgame that heavily borrows game elements from monopoly but takes place in west edmonton mall in the 80s

i like how they just license the monopoly name out to everything now though, i bet you can get a real west edmonton mall monopoly now instead of that unlicensed crap

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i went to atlantic city new jersey and saw a lot of the monopoly places

e; wrong degenerate jersey coastal city

Smythe fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Dec 18, 2014

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i guess 'swarthy brown man' just didn't test as well in marketing

also the knight is now clearly checking out the peasant woman

also i finally bought ccaarrccaassoonnee right before the new edition came out which included the river by default and now you can't find that expansion anywhere because it's included and everyone i play it with points out that i'm missing it, lol owned

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

also lmao look at what happened when carcassonne changed publishers





i guess 'swarthy brown man' just didn't test as well in marketing

come play carcassonne, m'lord

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
my wife smashed my testicles over and over with an Bondi Blue iMac and ever since then I've been a human being homo for "Stebe" and his depraved machinations

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Smythe posted:

my wife smashed my testicles over and over with an Bondi Blue iMac and ever since then I've been a human being homo for "Stebe" and his depraved machinations

satan lady made an honest man out of u? congrats smythe :)

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Smythe posted:

my wife smashed my testicles over and over with an Bondi Blue iMac and ever since then I've been a human being homo for "Stebe" and his depraved machinations

haha. hate when that happens

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

boardgames are fun, i enjoy them

i especially like space alert and archipelago

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i dont own a board game

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

rjmccall posted:

also the knight is now clearly checking out the peasant woman

also i finally bought ccaarrccaassoonnee right before the new edition came out which included the river by default and now you can't find that expansion anywhere because it's included and everyone i play it with points out that i'm missing it, lol owned

my dumbass friends mix the river tiles into the pool rather than making the river first :negative:

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Smythe posted:

i dont own a board game

not even boggle?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Cold on a Cob posted:

not even boggle?

not a single board game

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
bringingg it back

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
i sometimes play holdem with friends for like $20 i guess you could p much call me a hardcore gamer

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Cold on a Cob posted:

lol u have an xbone

get a real man's console like a ps4

lol oh yeah I forgot I cared about poo poo like this lol fuk you lol

but my monopoly strat was to buy buy buy early but I kept landing on chance and just visiting and jail early so she snapped up the board and I was left out in the cold harsh

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

angry_keebler posted:

please play the simplified optimal strategy i posted to win the game of monopoly and make your wife sad

what is good about this strategy, why orange and red and not yellow or light yurple

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

lol oh yeah I forgot I cared about poo poo like this lol fuk you lol

but my monopoly strat was to buy buy buy early but I kept landing on chance and just visiting and jail early so she snapped up the board and I was left out in the cold harsh

i didn't actually care i was fakeposting and it went to far and i disrespected my loving wife

thankfully fyad was here to show me the error of my ways

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Orange is only $100 a house but you reap mega bucks from them

red is the corner, also there is a chance card in the reds that has a go back three spaces which could land you on the big orange and boom, mega bucks

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