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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

shiksa posted:

lmao this might actually be the best advice this thread will give

This would be a pro tip if he just wanted to bang her but this

snodig posted:

- Ending the night. How do I ask her to leave without making the hinting obvious.

makes me think he's just gonna kick her out at some point to j/o and play video games? OP what are your actual intentions with this mystery muslim woman

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

play this song on repeat for several hours op:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-7uLg-DZU

nothing like the soothing repetitious tones of looney tunes machinery to get the ladies pooping smooth

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

After you have finished eating the soup and you want her to leave tell her that the secret ingredient in that soup was :gizz:

This usually works

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