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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
i hope the christmans is full of cheer and good will for u. i wish good health 4 you and youur famil :cheers:

ps: happy new year also

e: god bless

CHRISTMAS TIPS:
[quote="Luvcow"]
Please avoid hitting Christmas gnomes with your car this year, they take thousands of years to produce offspring so losing any more would severely hamper the next several generations of Christmas times.
[/quot]

communism bitch fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Dec 24, 2014

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milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
This christmas is full of beer and Goodwill shopping so far.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
chrisymass is good so far the gnomes have delivered the soup and all seven chalases are aflame

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
sOON I'll have an christmas eve mcdonalds chicken sandwich meals. (large) with a coca cola to celebrate the season ouf the birth of our LORD (jesus)

Photosyphilis
Jul 17, 2014

Science rules!
I'm working Christmas op. Thanks anyway tho

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Photosyphilis posted:

I'm working Christmas op. Thanks anyway tho

maybe wear a little santa hat and hjang some tinsel at your workstation to bring the christramns spirit to work with you?? merry chritmas tou and all of ur colleagues!! :angel

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy
I loving love Christmas... gimme s'more of that good Yuletide poo poo.

gently caress yeah that's the stuff.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Time for my annual visit to church.

Please avoid hitting Christmas gnomes with your car this year, they take thousands of years to produce offspring so losing any more would severely hamper the next several generations of Christmas times.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Luvcow posted:

Time for my annual visit to church.

Please avoid hitting Christmas gnomes with your car this year, they take thousands of years to produce offspring so losing any more would severely hamper the next several generations of Christmas times.

thanks for the tip. adding this to th eop.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Marry Christmas??? I drat near killed her!

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Remember to wish for peace on earth and goodwill to all men, while sinners reconcile with god and hold strained conservation with people they see twice a year. Most of all, remember what Jesus died for in Afghanistan

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006




I just posted this one of the other 50 christmas threads but don't know which is the official gbs Xmas thread

Last night I filled a shopping cart up with awesome brand new toys and took them to the toys for tots box they have in the front of the store and just put them all in their.

So either Walmart just donated $300+ worth of toys or someone is going to have to empty the toys for tots box in front of customers and put them back on the shelf.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Taste the Rainbugh posted:

I just posted this one of the other 50 christmas threads but don't know which is the official gbs Xmas thread

Last night I filled a shopping cart up with awesome brand new toys and took them to the toys for tots box they have in the front of the store and just put them all in their.

So either Walmart just donated $300+ worth of toys or someone is going to have to empty the toys for tots box in front of customers and put them back on the shelf.

everybody do this unironically

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006




Oberleutnant posted:

everybody do this unironically

The toys for tots box wasn't pass the shoplift beepers so I never took the items from the store

That's my defense

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy
How does Santa Clause sneak into places with no chimneys?

Having a panic attack at the moment.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

gently caress you all, drat the holidays

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Viridiant posted:

How does Santa Clause sneak into places with no chimneys?

Having a panic attack at the moment.

mmy mum told me he can flatten himself as flat as paper and slip under doors and throwugh cracks in windoiws so whererver u go he can always find u and get you if your naughty.... merry xmas

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Viridiant posted:

How does Santa Clause sneak into places with no chimneys?

Having a panic attack at the moment.

His dick is the ultimate lock pick.

catpowerd
Jan 9, 2008

swinging your guitar around
Cause they wanted to hear that meow

Taste the Rainbugh posted:

I just posted this one of the other 50 christmas threads but don't know which is the official gbs Xmas thread

Last night I filled a shopping cart up with awesome brand new toys and took them to the toys for tots box they have in the front of the store and just put them all in their.

So either Walmart just donated $300+ worth of toys or someone is going to have to empty the toys for tots box in front of customers and put them back on the shelf.

That owns

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Someone told me santa isn't real.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Viridiant posted:

How does Santa Clause sneak into places with no chimneys?

Having a panic attack at the moment.

he smashed out a window

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Darth123123 posted:

Someone told me santa isn't real.

his names actually "father christmas" and He is real

murphyslaw
Feb 16, 2007
It never fails
Heppy merrymas goonpatriots

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
GUYS have u ever noticed how santa claus looksl ike "satan claws"???
dont believe thge jewish media.. the only god of christmas is FATHER CHRISTMA.
"santan claus" is a zionist consporacy to get you to worship saatan.
peace

http://www.av1611.org/othpubls/santa.html

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Holiday tip:

Hang mistletoe around your place of work for a thinly veiled excuse to sexually harass coworkers and clients.

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
Merry christmas faglords

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
gently caress CRAPMAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af7LwnA913g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG-ZN0CEQlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mTSlxlYKrA

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
A Merry Messy Kwelfnuve Kweznuz to all

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Slender Claus

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
Merry Xmas OP :)

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i get to leave work early today and am looking forward to a grabbing very merry christmas meatball sub at the subway on my way home.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Luvcow posted:

Slender Claus

Havea stabby xmas

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
oh ym god

i forgot about the gnomes

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Sanda Clobs

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Why you poop in my sock Sanda Clobs?

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Randolph the arthritic muskdeer

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


what kind of human being post on christmas ahahahaha

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

How Will Ferrell ruined Clobsmas

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

No. 6 posted:

Randolph the arthritic muskdeer

*rubs musky swollen anal glands on spruce tree*

Uhhhhhnnnnnn....ouughhhhhh... Oh hi there! Merry Christmas!

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