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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Everyone here took home a basketball with "Kirk's Bar Mitzvah 2003" printed on it.

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Shear the Sheep posted:

No Drew Gooden draft day suit yet?




R.D. Mangles beat you.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
I've posted it before but in the theme of the thread, here is Wesley Morris' piece from a couple of years ago in which he concludes that Russell Westbrook dresses like a teenage lesbian.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Juaguocio posted:

Craig Sager has a pair of shoes made out of the stingray that killed Steve Irwin:


http://www.esquire.com/blogs/mens-fashion/craig-sager-suits-043012

:stare:

He must be joking, right?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Those are some socks.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

hitze posted:

As someone said on twitter



holy poo poo

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

straight up brolic posted:

it's a fantastic day



K-Love trying to appeal to Cleveland's sizable Jewish population.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Vince Staples has no chill about NBA fashion:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_mAVGdGVSQQ

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Tim dressed like his family's going out to a slightly upscale restaurant and his mom told him to put on a nice shirt

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Does anyone other than Kawhi have rows these days?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Speights is my new favorite player

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

KAT looks like a cardboard cutout of KAT

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Metapod posted:

Am I In the minority when I say that people don't look good when they dye their hair red?

Nah, most people who aren't naturally redheaded look weird when they do that.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Don't worry, Steph, Kent Bazemore's got you.
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/06/kent-bazemore-steph-curry-shoes

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
They came out before Game 4.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

ChickenMedium posted:

I was about to :cmon: you, but holy poo poo that Paul Mooney sketch is 12 years old.

Comedy Central has rerun every episode of Chappelle's Show a million times so there's still no excuse.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
The Oral History of Tim Duncan as Told by Tim Duncan's Clothes

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Dexo posted:

True, but roll the normal black bonus modifier for getting shot by police. And then add another bonus die on top of that for wearing equipment that makes you look like a Black Panther.

Then another if he goes to Whitefish Bay like John Henson.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/pokemonyewest/status/791128883785560064

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Bad news for any future Matt Bonners:
New Balance are now for Nazis

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Dejan Bimble posted:

Headline "New Balance are now for Nazis"
Body: New Balance wants fairer trade regulations so they can make more shoes in the United States
Conclusion: New Balance is not a white power shoe company

Journalism in 2016 baby

Funnily enough aryan type people have longer and wider feet than average so new balance's wide range of widths are optimal for good aryan people

Well the headline is that Neo-Nazis have declared them to be so for silly reasons. I was just being sensationalist when sharing. I am the clickbait monster, I'm sorry.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

DeimosRising posted:

Teams switching to a more generic scheme is grounds for summary execution of the whole marking department and the owners IMO. The Rockets wearing gray is sinful.

Pelicans could absolutely do something with pink, and lots of teams don't really have iconic enough uniforms for it to matter. Thunder come out in pink next week and I'm cheerin' for OKC. If you're just throwing it into an existing scheme, Spurs Magic and Clippers (obviously, they sort of have done that in the past with the pink and blues) make the most sense. Sac should go to a more vibrant purple, I think.

Lakers are the only team with a jersey where yellow is the primary, right? I'm thinking about this cause the Magic are playing the Hawks and say what you will about the Hawks' checkerboard and glow in the dark yellow jerseys (they're awful), that poo poo is bold. I don't think any of the expansion teams since the Hornets have a really good scheme now that the Raptors don't use the purple.

The Cavs and Pacers wear yellow jerseys from time to time

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Imagine your sweaty foot stamping on Paul George's digital face, forever

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/Flames_Baldwin/status/832407648993738753

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/treykerby/status/847531205612507136

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/Ballislife/status/851538026798907394

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Vince looks Fizdale's age

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

cougar cub posted:

How do you even pronounce the name of that shoe?

Zo 2?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/InTheBleachers/status/860285512824893440

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Matt Bonner's New Balances are better shoes than anything UA has out out for their superstar.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Cool Buff Man posted:

Kev? Aw you nasty Kev



Very excited for this to be the new NBA thread meme

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Latinx posted:

I'm partial to no shirt dwyane


Living in Miami for so long, Wade adopted the fashion sense of old rich Jews from the northeast

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/rodger_sherman/status/950414078098526208

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010


Congrats Russ on joining DSA

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Alpha combo

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Those are just Isaiah's pants

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

DeimosRising posted:

i wonder if russ likes crossover thrash or just dressing like he does

Now that he's in Houston he can get really into D.R.I.

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/stephxghost/status/1317568039676727298?s=21

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