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Slumpy
anyone get sneezy dick recently? pretty bad year for it I heard, mine just got The Bug

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smoobles

i barbecued a beer yesterday, it was very sports

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bacalou


what is man

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I broke out in testicles yesterday and they're all stuck to my leg

#menproblems

google THIS

I didn't think about sex for ten whole minutes yesterday (because I was having it) (ha ha I wish right guys)

yoober

I consume a diet of 50% raw meat 50% spinach (so I can fart constantly)

Slumpy
got a coughy dick not to be confused with a coffee dick

slumpy

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
i put thses nuts and wiener opn my truck so my truck is a man now too and i give my truck beer and sports


truck


thanks Manifisto!

treasure bear

bacalou posted:

what is man

im told its the people who have a penis and like it but dont have a vagina that they also like or the ones that don't have a penis but would like to

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I killed a man with a shovel

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
Come on over, watch the game, gonna shove southwestern eggrolls directly into our arteries and lie about sex

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
i took my truck with dick and balls to the parking lot and let him have sex with alady car


thanks Manifisto!

Slumpy
hey bro, you comin over? the old lady's makin MANwhich *bell rings, its time for next period...math...*

slumpy

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


women: "I'll be ready in five minutes" really will be ready in an hour
men: "PENIS PENIS PENIS!" drives a truck into a cinder-block wall and shits their pants

ferroque

I just bought a 2015 Gibson Les Paul Standard

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
Mac n cheese

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I'm drunk.

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Slumpy
your mom isnt home, NOTHING is for dinner

slumpy

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
This thread is very misandarist.

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ferroque

I'm redpilling

Highly Unnecessary

i tjhink men are really good

ulvir

the first bloke that discovers how to understand women deserves a nobel prize

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
i like sporyt


thanks Manifisto!

Senior Management



do sports good then sex

:jerry:

The Man From Melmac

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I killed a man with a shovel

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
This joint downtown started runnin a killer happy hour with latenight specials and ive had to have my body hair drive home. No complaints so far.

DemonToadGoat

Only soft part of a man is his heart. Ya'll are talking about boys. Soft minds and worthless hearts

alnilam

smoobles posted:

i barbecued a beer yesterday, it was very sports

alnilam

i cook a cow meat and put it near some potatoes and then throw the potatoes away gently caress that

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

*makes more money*
*is also white and thus the default archetype of media representations of people*
*dribbles piss in his underwear*

DemonToadGoat

Bo-Pepper posted:


*dribbles piss in his underwear*

Push on the taint when you finish.

gotta teach old men how to use their equipment smh

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

*wears diaper*
*drinks beer*
*shits self*

dogcrash truther
i want to be dominated by a manly woman, or by a man

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
I get man in my sugar in the summer. I have to keep all food in ziplock bag to prevent man problem.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

ChairmanMeow posted:

I get man in my sugar in the summer. I have to keep all food in ziplock bag to prevent man problem.

keep your sugar in metal containers to keep men out or else they'll bite and scratch their way inside

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


ChairmanMeow posted:

I get man in my sugar in the summer. I have to keep all food in ziplock bag to prevent man problem.

get your house sprayed for men in the spring during breeding season. that's when they travel long distances in search of mates.

Photosyphilis

Science rules!
I coulda went pro. True story

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

hey guys let's have some straight talk about treating women with respect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR0z6khi824

Salmiakki


hi boys

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!


*dofs my fedora*
m'lady

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