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He just sits out there with his bucket and bell. The bell. Forever ringing. I've given him every dime I have and I beg him to leave. He just thanks me and keeps ringing. I haven't slept in three days. Send help.
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I thought it was odd they even sent peopel out to houses to set up shop and collect money. idk why he can't figure out that christmas is over and no one needs charity anymore
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Dec 28, 2014 18:15
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do we have any tiger posters...?
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dude has a fold out chair he sleeps on and still manages to keep ringing the bell, even in a dead sleep. i tried to take it from him one morning before work and he snapped awake, grabbing my wrist and giving me a death stare from the very pits of hell. i just let him do his thing now but i'm thinking about moving
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I thought it was odd they even sent peopel out to houses to set up shop and collect money. idk why he can't figure out that christmas is over and no one needs charity anymore
read the Anarchist Cookbook pretty sure it talks a fair bit about how to pretend to be chairty workers and collect Free Things so that you can Cook Anarchist.
might have to consider moving, OP
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read the Anarchist Cookbook pretty sure it talks a fair bit about how to pretend to be chairty workers and collect Free Things so that you can Cook Anarchist.
might have to consider moving, OP
jfc i never knew 
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I've given him all my money, i'm going to have to move out eventually now anyway. What's funny, is that I'm going to need some charity just to get back on my feet again. Unless...
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jfc i never knew
any time you see anyone "collecting for charity" and Thanksgiving/Christmas is not coming up within two weeks you should be immediately suspicious and consider that these people may be imposters, foreign, religious in a Bad way, or possibly all three. hosed up byt true stay alert out there folks we are still living in a post 9/11 world.
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Dec 28, 2014 18:26
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I thought these problems would go away back in 2008, when racism and terrorism ended.
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Dec 28, 2014 18:27
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we all did, i think
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banning racism and terrorism was a bold move
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Dec 28, 2014 18:31
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is your house walmart? if so i may have found ur problem
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is your house walmart? if so i may have found ur problem
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Dec 28, 2014 18:37
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the salvation army guys left walmart already. i know because i had giftcards to spend there
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Dec 28, 2014 18:40
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the salvation army guys left walmart already. i know because i had giftcards to spend there
have you ever thought about wheeling his chair and him in front of a walmart when he is asleep?
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Dec 28, 2014 18:43
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if you donate to a walmart salvation army man he will often follow you home
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if you donate to a walmart salvation army man he will often follow you home
are you talking about the ones that wear work clothes and don'ts peak much English? I've had a few of those guys follow me home and start doing yard work and fixing things.
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it sounds like you'll have to summon an army of your own, op. bring down the salvation army on the field of battle
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it sounds like you'll have to summon an army of your own, op. bring down the salvation army on the field of battle
Never really considered it before, but they're probably all trained killers, aren't they?
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DO NOT try to take on the salvation army...
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die hard 'b: salvation deferred
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got your back on this one. trust.
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Dec 28, 2014 19:07
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DO NOT try to take on the salvation army...
the deafening sound of bells shatters the night silence.
10,000 santas march in lock step.
there is no hope
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DO NOT try to take on the salvation army...
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Dec 28, 2014 19:11
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Get some huge speakers, point them directly at his chair, play recordings of churchbells as loud as you can through them. This is war.
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Dec 28, 2014 19:12
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bump because he's still here. still ringing.
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it's the salvation black ops you have to watch out for. they're authorized to use silencers on their bells.
you know how every year you hear a report of someone "accidentally" dropping an $18,000 diamond ring or something into the bucket? those are no accidents. it's the black ops. they're that good.
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it's the salvation black ops you have to watch out for. they're authorized to use silencers on their bells.
ok he's definitely not one of those then but i don't want to start a war i just want a good night's sleep i'm starting to go crazy
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ok he's definitely not one of those then but i don't want to start a war i just want a good night's sleep i'm starting to go crazy
ha, you think the sonic level frequencies are the real danger?
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I've heard the Salvation Army is bullshit and they hardly spend any money on the poor or whatever.
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I've heard the Salvation Army is bullshit and they hardly spend any money on the poor or whatever.
i thought that was goodwill
thanks Manifisto!
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They discriminate against gays and transgendered people, so I don't support them.
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