Season's Over Because Your Team Sucked or Just Kinda Sucked.

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Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Demon Of The Fall posted:

The Titans are awful. Blowing the team up and starting all over is the only answer. I can't think of a single positive thing from this season.

Single positive thing from this season: Lewan looked good before getting hurt

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 10:08

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

FuzzySkinner posted:

-The Titans have somehow bite on the trade you offered, (which is two firsts this year, your second next year, and I don't know...Josh Gordon).

Do you bite on this?

If your asking if the Titans would accept that trade then yes they bite on that trade. They would be stupid to decline that.
If your asking if the Browns would offer that trade then I would hope their FO isn't that dumb to do that just because that is a lot for one player.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 02:13

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Guru Yaekob posted:

I don't care what the records say the Chicago Bears were without question the worst team in football this year. Time to start rebuilding.

The Titans would beg to differ

# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 18:52

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Eifert Posting posted:

The Bengals playoff futility facts with Marvin Lewis!

Trends:

In six playoff appearances the Bengals best score (17 with All-world QB Jon Kitna) would not win against their opponent's lowest score (19 against the Texans in 2012).

In the second half the Bengals have been outscored 84-13 in six games. That's a 6.5 to 1 ratio.

Only one player has scored more than 1 TD in 6 games. That includes rushing, passing and defensive. Benson has two TDs (2009, 2011).

Cincinnati has never won the turnover battle.

Opposing Ds average over 3 sacks a game

Opposing D's average over 2 turnovers a game.

Passing:

The longest pass in Marvin's tenure was Palmer's only throw in the 2005 game.

The Bengals average .5 TDs a game and 1.5 interceptions.

57% completion percentage with 5.5 YPA for a 60 passer rating

Two QBs have thrown for more than 200 yards

The Bengals have only had one receiver with over 80 yards in 6 games (Jones, '12 with 130)

Rushing:

Have never scored more than one rushing TD in a single game.

Average .66 rushing TDs a game.

Average 5.5 YPA.

Have never rushed for more yards than their opponent.

Only one 100 yard rusher (Benson)

Defense:

Opposing QBs average a 71% completion percentage

Less than one sack a game on average

be happy your team is actually in the playoffs

# ¿ Jan 13, 2015 00:33

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Eifert Posting posted:

Define "in."

they were a participant

# ¿ Jan 13, 2015 00:45

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 10:08

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

JT Jag posted:

Please probate or ban any fans of a team still in the playoffs who posted in this thread, especially if that team wins their Championship Game and goes to the Super Bowl

This is a pity party zone only

# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 00:09

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