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Ideas for Samus Aran in the new Metroid game: - weighs 750 pounds - parents are both Adam Malkovich (long story) - wears a bath robe to zebes every day - has the word "baby" instead of a mouth
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A white board on which "femenesm???" has been written and crossed out over and over again.
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Dec 29, 2014 13:13
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A confused Japanese man looks at a copy of Bayonetta, then a copy of Metroid Prime, then back, then again. An idea?????
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Dec 29, 2014 13:14
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Samus Aran comes to Earth to hunt and kill the op
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Dec 29, 2014 13:15
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elf help book posted:Samus Aran comes to Earth to hunt and kill the op
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Dec 29, 2014 13:16
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The premise of this thread, that a group of video game company executives would brainstorm the plot of a AAA video game franchise, is on the mark.
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Dec 29, 2014 13:19
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Kilroy posted:The premise of this thread, that a group of video game company executives would brainstorm the plot of a AAA video game franchise, is on the mark.
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Dec 29, 2014 13:20
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Captain Toad and the Toad Brigade crash land on Zebes.
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FactsAreUseless posted:The premise of this post, that Nintendo considers Metroid a AAA franchise, is not.
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Dec 29, 2014 13:23
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elf help book posted:Captain Toad and the Toad Brigade crash land on Zebes. thats epic
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Dec 29, 2014 13:28
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metroid w/claymation graphics metroid w/yarn graphics metroid w/flipbook graphics? colored pencils? black and white silent film hand-cranked camera? the key to success is here somewhere
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Dec 29, 2014 13:32
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sakamoto browsing metroid hentai doujins and whenever miyamoto pokes his head in he clumsily tabs over to pictures of space, dick still in hand
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Dec 29, 2014 13:35
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samus fights dracula
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steam punk?
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Dec 29, 2014 14:02
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Three words: planet Voxel VI.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:10
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My Dad, who just left for work at his job at Nintendo says he is very interested in this thread, keep up the good work and he'll for sure check up on it when he gets back later today. He says that while making lots of new Zelda games is keeping him very busy, don't lose hope on the Metroid franchise and it's fans like us that will help shape it for the future!
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Metroid's Dream Course
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FactsAreUseless posted:Metroid's Dream Course
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Dec 29, 2014 14:18
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what if metroid were an rpg... ...stickers?
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Mr. Pumroy posted:what if metroid were an rpg...
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metroid vs halo
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How about a, uh, a Metroid game where uhhhhhh maybe Samus has a dick, and she lets me touch it, and play with it, but like uhhhh not to turn me on, because that doesn't.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:27
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FactsAreUseless posted:How about a, uh, a Metroid game where uhhhhhh maybe Samus has a dick, and she lets me touch it, and play with it, but like uhhhh not to turn me on, because that doesn't.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:28
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elf help book posted:Captain Toad and the Toad Brigade crash land on Zebes. This.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:29
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Have the wii-fit balance board play a vital role in being able to control the game so no fatties can lay their eyes on my Samus.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:30
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Wormskull posted:This. i just imagined captain toad unlocking the ability to curl up into a ball and roll around and im laughing
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Dec 29, 2014 14:32
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is it... i mean... i'm just... i'm just bouncing some ideas off of you all but... is it too late to make samus a man? i just think, you know... i think a man would be more marketable... is it too late for us to make, ah, samus a man?
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Dec 29, 2014 14:38
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Metroid takes off her helmet. She is Link now???? Stealth sections.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:40
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I think they should make her get up from a computer where there's a Metroid universe version of Anita Sarkeesian's twitter on the computer, and slowly descend into the equipment chamber.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:41
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Ridley calls you up to taunt you, but you can't understand what he says. Did he call you the n-word? Only in the Bowser DLC.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:41
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Oh, and she is revealed to be Mexica First Nations.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:42
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Another thing, she has an adopted son named Samus.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:47
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There needs to also be uhhh I think it would be awesome if Impa crossovered into the Metroid Universe. Just saying, it would be awesome don't you think. Give it some consideration, and thank you.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:49
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i'm thinking maybe another mole. this time under her lip?
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Dec 29, 2014 14:50
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Samus listens patiently as the doctor explains her cancer treatment options. She doesn't know how she will tell her adopted child.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:51
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i'm thinking maybe another mole. this time under her lip?
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Dec 29, 2014 14:51
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storygamers detected in thread! samus, please investigate!
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Dec 29, 2014 14:53
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the "bitter about other m and sticker star" meme is run into the ground imo
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elf help book posted:the "bitter about other m and sticker star" meme is run into the ground imo The only Metroid I've played is 5 minutes of Super so I don't know any of those meme's.
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