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elf help book posted:the "bitter about other m and sticker star" meme is run into the ground imo
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Dec 29, 2014 14:55
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Found on a crumpled note -- New York Metroids: good marketing opportunity? Talk to ad team. Balls painted to look like Samus?
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Dec 29, 2014 14:57
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Dark Samus as a Wario-style antihero.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:57
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metroid... metroid... metroid... *leans back in chair and exhales explosively while looking up at the ceiling* metroid... uhhh *sighs heavily, puts elbows on executive roundtable, shoulders drooping*
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Dec 29, 2014 15:02
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A powerpoint presentation titled "Metroid." Every slide is blank but we sit quietly and pretend they aren't.
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Dec 29, 2014 15:07
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Everyone has forgotten what Metroid is except Sakamoto. He is given the job by default.
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Dec 29, 2014 15:11
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metrod mitros mortred? miltorb???
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Dec 29, 2014 15:20
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could we get a talking Metroid? a cute little baby Metroid? I'm thinkin glilke olaf from frozen. Actually, can we get the rights for olaf?
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Dec 29, 2014 15:28
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The next Metroid game will be a scrolling shootemup and Samus' ship gets to use variants of all the suit powerups. The levels will play out more like a puzzle where you have to use the right suit powerup at the right times.
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Dec 29, 2014 15:40
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Actually a game where you play as a metroid trying to escape from space pirates or something could potentially be neat too.
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Dec 29, 2014 15:40
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oh no! samus has been kidnapped by pirates! it's up to baby metroid to navigate around the traps set by pirates to set samus free! *literally donkey kong jr. with different sprites*
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Dec 29, 2014 15:45
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Hey You! Metroid
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Dec 29, 2014 15:52
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FMV Metroid romance game with explicit scenes.
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Dec 29, 2014 15:53
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Silver Striker posted:FMV Metroid romance game with explicit scenes.
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Dec 29, 2014 16:03
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jrpg where samus has to team up with a misfit gang of aliens to face a threat like no other before. noble warrior guy space pirate party member voiced by keith david, some kind of magical but clumsy catgirl provides comic relief and fanservice scenes with samus
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Dec 29, 2014 16:04
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Only contextual jumping.
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Dec 29, 2014 16:08
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What if we made a fighting game where we brought other Nintendo characters into the Metroid universe and had them duke it out? We could call it Metroid Melee and it would be amazing!
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Dec 29, 2014 16:08
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Metroid in reverse. You lose all your powers as the game progresses. But it's all a dream.
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Dec 29, 2014 16:09
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for real though how badass would it be if they went open world like the new Zelda and you could zip around the galaxy in the ship hunting bounties.
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Dec 29, 2014 16:10
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PantsBandit posted:for real though how badass would it be if they went open world like the new Zelda and you could zip around the galaxy in the ship hunting bounties.
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Dec 29, 2014 16:12
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The franchise needs to move in a new radical direction. Picture this: Metroid the board game. It would be one of those RPG style ones where you play through the different level boards.
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Dec 29, 2014 16:15
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"How about a board game?" Everyone laughs and they put Shigeru Miyamoto on speakerphone and tell him and he's like "yeah and then put the board game on Virtual Boy" and you have to honorably commit seppuku.
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Dec 29, 2014 16:17
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Open world Metroid game where if you see a star, you can go there.
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Dec 29, 2014 16:19
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PantsBandit posted:for real though how badass would it be if they went open world like the new Zelda and you could zip around the galaxy in the ship hunting bounties. This was the original design idea for Corruption but it didn't pan out and they had to abandon the choices while retaining the planets
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Dec 29, 2014 16:19
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Silver Striker posted:Open world Metroid game where if you see a star, you can go there.
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Dec 29, 2014 16:20
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FactsAreUseless posted:*sky is utterly devoid of stars*
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Dec 29, 2014 16:21
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FactsAreUseless posted:A confused Japanese man looks at a copy of Bayonetta, then a copy of Metroid Prime, then back, then again. An idea?????
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Dec 29, 2014 17:45
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This time you are the metroid.
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Dec 29, 2014 18:00
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Only Samus Aran can save the world by catching all the metroids and storing them in the power-up-pouches on her boobs and buttocks. Every time you catch another metroid, you get to choose which gets bigger. It is empowering
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Dec 29, 2014 18:05
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FactsAreUseless posted:A white board on which "femenesm???" has been written and crossed out over and over again.
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Dec 29, 2014 18:06
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The Last Metroid...is YOU!
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Dec 29, 2014 18:10
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not you, just another you, and then you lez up
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Dec 29, 2014 18:11
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Two player coop where one plays Samus and the other authorizes Samus
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Dec 29, 2014 18:12
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wait, thats not co-op at all
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Dec 29, 2014 18:13
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it's coop in the sense that me kicking you in the balls is coop.
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Dec 29, 2014 18:14
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qnqnx posted:Two player coop where one plays Samus and the other authorizes Samus
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Dec 29, 2014 18:15
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Use the WiiU touchpad to play the weapon unlocking mini-game, featuring content licensed from Candy Crush saga.
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Dec 29, 2014 18:16
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Samus in draculas castle with a whip and transforms into a bat and gas and a wolf and also she look a like a man and its probably the best 2d game of all time
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samus in on the sega genesis...what the christ??
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