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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

a tower defense game for iphone/android where you play as a random GF engineer and defend the baby from the space pirate threat, and Samus is a powerful summon you can use once a day unless you drop 5 bucks for more Adam points

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Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
samus and sonic team up in Sonic Epic Boom

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Samus meets katamari damacy as you roll up 3 different planets with awesome boss fights

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
samus trys to install the new android lulzberry 1.2.2 and has to log onto Space YOSPOS to laugh at all the funny memes, which they created, and are the number one source for

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
samus and kirby team up... and not quite the way you expect (hint: there IS some sucking going on)

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
with a 6 hour long QTE sequence, samus tries to fall asleep but keeps waking up because of facebook updates, text messages, and private messages

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Samus is going to be good again in Mother 4.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

with a 6 hour long QTE sequence, samus tries to fall asleep but keeps waking up because of facebook updates, text messages, and private messages
Adam keeps texting "you up?"

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

FactsAreUseless posted:

Adam keeps texting "you up?"

LMAO!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

After extensive opinion surveys we have determined that Metroid fans want a sequel to Hunters. We have put our best interns on the project and given them a copy of Flash 2012.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

This feels insincere.

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

A Metroid endless runner, combined with Angry Birds.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Nintendo diverts funds from production of Metroid Prime 4 to Final Fantasy 8, entirety of Ridley fight replaced with text + chair.

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

A Metroid action game by Ninja Theory, and this time Samus is a man who looks like their lead developer.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Samus removes her helmet. It is Hitler underneath. Metroids are forced into a cold, harsh winter under the rule of the Zero Suit Reich.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Axel Serenity posted:

Samus removes her helmet. It is Hitler underneath. Metroids are forced into a cold, harsh winter under the rule of the Zero Suit Reich.

Hitler spices up any game, any genre. Waiter, put me down for two of these.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002

Wormskull posted:

Hitler spices up any game, any genre. Waiter, put me down for two of these.

Japan is more obsessed with Nazis than with Metroid games so it's the best of both worlds really

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

All the hunters from Metroid Prime: Hunters throw a big dance party and Samus is not invited.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

time travel? ??? ??????

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

A gritty reboot where an unaware Samus teams up with Ridley only to find out she IS Mother Brain.

And then you have to go kill Satan.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Phantasium posted:

A gritty reboot where an unaware Samus teams up with Ridley only to find out she IS Mother Brain.

And then you have to go kill Satan.

Are you out of your mind? Nintendo, I implore you to ignore this man's insane ramblings.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Metroid Screeches Typing

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

kirby and metroid exist in the same canon (screw attack and metroid and samus all appear in cirpy games). maybe its time for kirby to show up in metroid games??

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

It turns out that Samus is a future incarnation of Princess Zelda, and she has to return to Hyrule to fight Mother Ganon.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Borsche69 posted:

kirby and metroid exist in the same canon (screw attack and metroid and samus all appear in cirpy games). maybe its time for kirby to show up in metroid games??
Kirby was one of the rocks that turn into the giant monster in Metroid Prime.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Two bubbles written on the board: "Space monster" and "Space guns." Slowly, one line is drawn between them.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Borsche69 posted:

kirby and metroid exist in the same canon (screw attack and metroid and samus all appear in cirpy games). maybe its time for kirby to show up in metroid games??


WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

samus and kirby team up... and not quite the way you expect (hint: there IS some sucking going on)

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

What if Metorid? What if Metiored?????

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
a japanese man is eating a bad piece of fish and feels very sick... leading him to making the next metroid game

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
the metroids were humans all along, samus is clutching her child as the earth(?) explodes

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

Samus has a new weapon: a gun that shoots Metroids.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
a zero suit samus game with parasite eve 3 battle damage jeans technology(mechanics)

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Silver Striker posted:

Samus has a new weapon: a gun that shoots Metroids.

possible half life cross over?

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Samus With a Sword (this is the actual name of the game)

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

Adam "G-Man" Malkovich

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Samus is extremely cyberpunk and listens to the Prodigy now.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

A tiny artist must make all of Japan believe in Samus again to save the world.

AHungryRobot
Oct 12, 2012
Metroid Primes: A Math Learning Game

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Samus in MGR:R DLC

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Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Learn to Count:Metroid Countdown Timer

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