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Metroid but roguelike? -You never know where the ice-beam will be, might create unbeatable levels +Maximum replay value -Single player only +Auction house for weapon trading (+++with real money???)
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Not "microtransactions," "authorization fees." Good work on this one, Jun.
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Dec 30, 2014 15:59
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Professor Layton and Phoenix Wright in Mother Brain Indicted! - Featuring Samus
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Dec 30, 2014 16:33
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This reminds me of a puzzle.. about babies
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Dec 30, 2014 17:02
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Blackheart posted:This reminds me of a puzzle.. about babies
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Dec 30, 2014 17:05
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Guillermo del Toro directs a new Metroid movie.
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Dec 30, 2014 18:04
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Nintendo executive plays Senran Kagura, realizes Samus is also a woman, lightbulb slowly turns on in his head.
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Dec 30, 2014 18:11
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One month in the creative control is passed on to Quentin Tarentino. Film becomes about Samus Aran (Uma Thurman) on a quest to recover the boots of her morph ball suit. Features lots of lingering close up shots of her walking barefoot on various surfaces and describing how it feels.
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Dec 30, 2014 18:11
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Unguided posted:Nintendo executive plays Senran Kagura, realizes Samus is also a woman, lightbulb slowly turns on in his head.
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Dec 30, 2014 18:20
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aaron diaz redesigns metroid
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Dec 30, 2014 18:36
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Two words: cover shooter
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Dec 30, 2014 18:39
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Samus Aran is: Lady
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Dec 30, 2014 18:45
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Exclusively on Oculus Rift, brought to you by the dream team of John Carmack and John Romero, Metroid, now a murky brown colour but with tits when you look down.
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Dec 30, 2014 18:46
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Wait, I got it! All these people clamoring for better representation for women...they'll be willing to pay for it, right? We make a game as usual, but all the cutscenes are shots of Samus' butt. No, let's make that part of the game too. It'll be a revolutionary butt-person view game! And as a day-one DLC, we'll let them have butt-light cutscenes for 2 bucks a pop. We wait a month and then release a 20 dollar DLC to play the game with a normal camera, but not after insisting we won't. They'll think we're saints then when we do. I'M BRILLIANT!! Nancy, send in another Taiwanese prostitute! Winter Bonus has come early!
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Dec 30, 2014 18:52
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*looks at sidescrolling 2-d platform shooter* i literally have no idea what i should do with this. i am lost. i have no clue. does anyone actually like this? *looks at sidescrolling 2-d platform jumpman* ah-hah! this i can wrap my head around! make a million of these games!
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Dec 30, 2014 18:54
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Metroid needs a strong lead character. Go license that mega-guy they put in smash, everyone loves him
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Dec 30, 2014 18:57
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Samus Aran, a humble guava farmer, must save her love interest, the Governor's beautiful daughter, Adam, from the deadly Mariachi Ridley and his mexican themed minions by unlocking her luchador heritage.
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Dec 30, 2014 19:36
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Samus lands on an isolated planet and explores the world whilst gaining upgrades which allow her to traverse the environment in novel ways, encounters strange and alien creatures and fights powerful, screen filling bosses whilst coming into conflict with her old foes, the Space Pirates who are trying to weaponise something they probably shouldn't. Her diverse skillset and the open ended world design allows the game to be completely quickly and with minimal powerups by advanced players whilst still being accommodating to more casual or less skilled gamers.
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Dec 30, 2014 20:04
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A Steampunk Gent posted:Samus lands on an isolated planet and explores the world whilst gaining upgrades which allow her to traverse the environment in novel ways, encounters strange and alien creatures and fights powerful, screen filling bosses whilst coming into conflict with her old foes, the Space Pirates who are trying to weaponise something they probably shouldn't. Her diverse skillset and the open ended world design allows the game to be completely quickly and with minimal powerups by advanced players whilst still being accommodating to more casual or less skilled gamers. Mods, ban this sick filth.
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Dec 30, 2014 20:08
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Everyone at Nintendo invites their nieces and nephews to come design the new Metroid game, but they all decline.
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Dec 30, 2014 20:09
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Metroid themed stage in an Elite Beat Agents sequel.
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Dec 30, 2014 20:15
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a loving 2d metroid game for the 3ds!?! wow what a great idea thanks mltank
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Dec 31, 2014 09:03
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Samus attempts cognitive behavioral therapy for her Ridley based panic attacks and codependency towards Adam.
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Dec 31, 2014 10:51
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FactsAreUseless posted:Metroid but Borderlands also? Call America about rights to Tiny Tina.
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Dec 31, 2014 10:56
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[in insanely retarded Korean voice] me-troooid moeeee Bahhg
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Dec 31, 2014 15:21
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Metroid, and the quest for the golden treasure
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Dec 31, 2014 15:21
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Spooked! The Story of Ghost Samus
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Dec 31, 2014 15:22
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A visor that detects levels of irony
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Dec 31, 2014 15:22
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i don't understand why we called the game metroid and it's not even the name of the playable character.
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Dec 31, 2014 15:26
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i don't understand why we called the game metroid and it's not even the name of the playable character.
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Dec 31, 2014 15:27
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Kraid: You dare to bring light into my lair? Samus: That's mama Samus to you.
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Dec 31, 2014 15:28
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Samus in a gundam
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Dec 31, 2014 15:31
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Samus 1/2
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Dec 31, 2014 15:32
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the power suit is taken over by a virus and goes on a killing spree and samus must clear her name and bring her suit to justice. but when she finds the suit there's no virus it's actually a ghost?
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Dec 31, 2014 15:33
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Mr. Pumroy posted:the power suit is taken over by a virus and goes on a killing spree and samus must clear her name and bring her suit to justice. but when she finds the suit there's no virus it's actually a ghost?
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Dec 31, 2014 15:34
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Medroidvania Instead of a suit Samus has a van and instead of a platformer or FPS it's a crazy taxi clone where you deliver weapons to people fighting metroids.
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Dec 31, 2014 15:45
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Let's kill some crazzzzY metroids! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
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Dec 31, 2014 15:56
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A 2d morphball puzzle game in the bad rats engine.
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Dec 31, 2014 16:12
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what if all the pokeballs in all the pokemon games became morph balls? would that help? is this good?
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You, the male player, order Samus to do one of the four moves her pretty little head can hold at any one time
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