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Metroid does a big attack on all the ships and planets, so you'd better get moving.
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In 72 hours metroid will fall on the planet destroying it but you can turn back time by playing a tune on your space flute
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Dec 31, 2014 16:29
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I think the issue is that Samus needs remodelling
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Dec 31, 2014 16:31
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2015: The year of Adam????
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Dec 31, 2014 16:32
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A metroid rodeo
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Dec 31, 2014 17:07
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a game where you hide samus' powerups around zebes. and don't get any funny ideas about placing space jump in the morph ball spot...
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Dec 31, 2014 17:15
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At the beginning of the game, Samus morphs into a ball. From there it's just a remake of the first Sonic game, but Eggman is referred to as "Ridley".
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BoredDG posted:At the beginning of the game, Samus morphs into a ball. From there it's just a remake of the first Sonic game, but Eggman is referred to as "Ridley". Samus looks at the camera with a smirk and waggles her blaster before saying "you're too slow!" as Dr. Ridley tries to squash samus with his latest invention.
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Dec 31, 2014 19:48
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Metroid: Other M 2 Dating Simulator No matter how much Samus has done herself, your penis is the cure she needs for her emotional issues.
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Bootcha posted:Metroid: Other M 2 Dating Simulator *sweaty hands toss money at the screen*
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Laverne & Shirley, only with Samus and Zelda. Samus puts a metroid on a beer bottle. Set on the planet Milwaukee IV.
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Dec 31, 2014 22:41
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Samus, with the help of the dragon Ridley, must defeat her 5 clones (named Samone, Samtwo, Samthree, Samfour, and Samfive) and gently caress their boyfriends before the universe ends! In a twist, the last boss is a rhythm game.
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Dec 31, 2014 23:02
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Metroid Meteos
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Dec 31, 2014 23:05
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Telltale games and the Furtopia community present: The Wolf In Samus
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Ughhhhh christ, I'm so loving drunk, let's make this meeting quick. Okay, Steve, you have something? Yeah. Yeah. Space. Okay, got it. Samus is fighting evil space, and space clones her, and the clone is evil? Okay, cool. It's good. I like it. You're hot, and I want to kiss you on the mouth. Who else? Dave? Yeah? Ice jump? Space beam? Got it. Neato. It's good. Wreck my holes, Dave. What else? Grapple beam? Joana, yeah? This time the Metroids don't attack and just kind of float around confused? Okay, I like it, that's excellent.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Who else? Dave? Yeah? Ice jump? Space beam? Got it. Neato. It's good. Wreck my holes, Dave.
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Dec 31, 2014 23:16
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Samus & Justin Bieber vs the Metroids
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FactsAreUseless posted:Metroid Meteos Would eat this cereal
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Dec 31, 2014 23:33
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Metroid: Isolation
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Dec 31, 2014 23:41
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Metroid: the point and click adventure
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Samus teams up with a dumb yet adorable metroid as she tries to bring in cocaine smugglers in Miami
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Wolfenstein 2: Samus Aryan
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A spaceflight sim where you pilot Samu's ship, from the makers of Star Citizen
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make every weapon a separate day 1 DLC, even the necessary ones have a melee system where Samus beats on an enemy with one of her space-high-heels
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Shamu Aran, killer whale bounty hunter
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samus vs mario vs donkey kong
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AHungryRobot posted:samus vs mario vs donkey kong *Sakurai raises his hand* I have a problem with this idea.
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Bobnumerotres posted:*Sakurai raises his hand* I have a problem with this idea. lol like Sakurai can raise his gnarled, broken hand
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let's make 2015 a great year for not making metroid games
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Jan 1, 2015 16:46
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Ellie from The Last of Us is just a young Samus Aran before she became a bounty hunter.
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Jan 1, 2015 16:49
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Samus starts eating and she just keeps eating and I'm feeding her chicken and chips and cake and she keeps getting bigger and bigger until she doesn't fit into the power suit anymore and she's just gobbling down all the puddings and pies I'm feeding her and all the sauces and syrups pour down her enormous fat breasts and stomach to pool in uhhhhhhh heh just kidding guys that does not make my penis hard, erotically.
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Samus gets extremely popular on Weird Twitter with tweets like "I would watch a show about geemers called Zoomerboomafoo" and "wanna pet dat shriekbatte."
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A Metroid musical featuring songs such as "Sam-you, Sam-me, Sam-us" and "Epic Space Pirate Bacon Science."
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Jan 1, 2015 17:11
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Samus battles the space pirates from her home, using social media
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Social Justice Samus
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