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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Samus is a border patrol specialist taking government bounties to catch drug smugglers
Tight daisy dukes and southern accent?
Enemies have special powers that stop guns working??
Change metroid color to brown????

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Metroid point-and-click scanning adventure for moms.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002

FactsAreUseless posted:

Metroid point-and-click scanning adventure for moms.

Samus IS a mom and struggling through the harsh realities of single-parenthood

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Metroids need moms?

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

Cooking Mama but starring Mother Brain

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

starting to loop around, time to wrap this up

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Samus Kengran

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Samus Kagura*

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Samus' fashion designer

AHungryRobot
Oct 12, 2012
Metroid Shut Up and Crawl Gaiden

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

01011001 posted:

starting to loop around, time to wrap this up
Alright everyone, good meeting, very productive, so Nintendo. Wow. I'll see you all next--

*Kraid comes into the thread and blows everyone up for not remembering him*

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