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It is the year 21XX, you are Samus Aran, the newest member of Murder Extermination Terror Ruin Office of Instant Death, the sole upholders of justice in crime-ridden New Zebes City, a city where the only crimes are violent, and the only effective punishment is even more violent. Your first task: infiltrate the corrupt underground cyborg sport of bomb-ball using a prototype combat suit known only as the Vicious Assault Relentless Insanity Armor. Can you, a rookie officer, take down the space pirates who run the bomb-ball murder arenas and their infamous and shadowy leader, Professor M. Brane?
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sakamoto bursts out of his office, having been in there for three days. he is barely able to stand for lack of energy, but he hands a crumpled sheet of paper to a confused intern before he collapses, who unfolds it and reads: Metroid: Other M: Second
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Dec 29, 2014 19:05
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Where In Time Is Mother Brain?
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Dec 29, 2014 19:05
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Camus Aran in Metroid: Stranger
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Dec 29, 2014 19:05
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literally metroid prime again except now you have to regularly wipe off her visor using the wii u tablet
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Dec 29, 2014 19:10
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metroid: minus mission
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Dec 29, 2014 19:13
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Dec 29, 2014 19:14
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Everyone presents their ideas real quiet so that they don't wake Shiggy up.
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Dec 29, 2014 19:14
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Everyone emails their notes to Capcom's Mega Man team. They drink together at lunch and talk about how their games are definitely going to get made.
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Dec 29, 2014 19:15
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A metroid game about pitching a new metroid game
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Dec 29, 2014 19:16
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:Samus With a Sword (this is the actual name of the game)
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Dec 29, 2014 19:16
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Fifteen more letters from Reggie Fils-Aime today, all requesting more Metroid games. They go in the pile.
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Dec 29, 2014 19:16
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Collect programmers, and concept artists to get access to other parts of nintendo's studios
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Dec 29, 2014 19:17
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YOU GOT MORPH BALL you can now roll up into a ball and deliver a script under Sakamoto's nose
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Dec 29, 2014 19:17
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"Working on Metroid" is a popular euphemism for getting drunk in your cubicle.
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Dec 29, 2014 19:19
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Metroid Is Missing
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Dec 29, 2014 19:24
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metroid is now considered a dining delicacy and samus is the finest metroid chef in the galaxy. create metroid dishes made to order, carefully avoiding the life-draining energy suckers while frying, baking, boiling and many other fast-paced minigames.
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Dec 29, 2014 19:28
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01011001 posted:literally metroid prime again except now you have to regularly wipe off her visor using the wii u tablet legit lmao irl
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Dec 29, 2014 19:29
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You play as a Galactic Federation soldier named Troid Hunter and Samus falls in love with you.
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Dec 29, 2014 19:32
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Mr. Pumroy posted:metroid is now considered a dining delicacy and samus is the finest metroid chef in the galaxy. create metroid dishes made to order, carefully avoiding the life-draining energy suckers while frying, baking, boiling and many other fast-paced minigames. Cooking Metroid
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Dec 29, 2014 19:34
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FactsAreUseless posted:Ideas for Samus Aran in the new Metroid game: :\
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Dec 29, 2014 19:34
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*leans back in aeron chair, stares blankly at "Angry Birds: Zebes??????" circled on whiteboard*
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Dec 29, 2014 19:35
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01011001 posted:Cooking Metroid cooking metroid other mma cooking minigame plus mixed martial arts combat.
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Dec 29, 2014 19:45
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Mr. Pumroy posted:cooking minigame plus mixed martial arts combat.
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Dec 29, 2014 19:46
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samus gives all her 5's and golden manbabies while severing from orbit to this thread lmfao!!!!!!!
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Dec 29, 2014 19:48
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Metroid learns to cook in a surreal and over the top Japanese game show. Game becomes cult hit with Western audience e: gently caress you guys are fast
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Dec 29, 2014 19:53
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Metroid farm simulator
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Dec 29, 2014 20:00
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Axel Serenity posted:Metroid learns to cook in a surreal and over the top Japanese game show. Game becomes cult hit with Western audience you're living in a simulation where all your funny ideas have been said by someone else first
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Dec 29, 2014 20:02
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FactsAreUseless posted:Adam keeps texting "you up?"
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Dec 29, 2014 20:06
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FactsAreUseless posted:"Working on Metroid" is a popular euphemism for getting drunk in your cubicle.
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Dec 29, 2014 20:10
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There Will Never Be A New Metroid Game
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Dec 29, 2014 20:31
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Mr. Pumroy posted:There Will Never Be A New Metroid Game *upon hearing these words the nintendo execs look up as if an angel had spoken. their eyes are glistening as if newly formed. the world is beautiful again. they are free. they are free. they are free*
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Dec 29, 2014 20:36
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Mr. Pumroy posted:*upon hearing these words the nintendo execs look up as if an angel had spoken. their eyes are glistening as if newly formed. the world is beautiful again. they are free. they are free. they are free* nintendo should just stop loving around and give the franchise to retro and be done with it
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Dec 29, 2014 20:43
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AE-35 Unit posted:nintendo should just stop loving around and give the franchise to retro and be done with it thats exactly what they're doing lol
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Dec 29, 2014 20:45
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Metroid mod for Dwarf Fortress. Sci-Fi Sims crossover full of metroid, yes you can drown metroids in pool. Baby Metroid must face off against Dark Baby Metroid. R.A. Salvatore hired to come up with new metroid story, mistakenly assumes they were talking about meteoroids, not-Drizzt confirmed for overpowered DM NPC ally/enemy/rival. Metroid rhythm game featuring low-poly count metroids playing saxophone, no one questions how they're actually making music. Kraid returns with a startling new tell-all book about how big an rear end in a top hat Ridley is. New era of peace forces Samus to work as the night janitor for a local school. Jacked-up greaser metroids versus juiced-out tweaker metroids. Kawaii metroid. Execs wake up after a night of brainstorming to discover complicated and nonsensical flowchart on whiteboard, all options lead to a big box labeled "What if youtube celebrity is metroid?!?!" in the center, circled dozens of times. Weeks later, Pewdiepie gets a phonecall.
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Dec 29, 2014 20:45
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Yet another port of the original Metroid.
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Dec 29, 2014 20:46
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Bobnumerotres posted:thats exactly what they're doing lol good
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Dec 29, 2014 20:47
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Metroid themed Pac-Man clone. Pac-Man themed Metroid clone. Clone of Samus reacts to being a clone, as told by Hideo Kojima; guest crossover by Snake.
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Dec 29, 2014 20:49
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Persona style Metroid prequel about Samus' goth teen years
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Dec 29, 2014 20:52
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Samus Aran: Colonial Marine
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