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Only Samus Aran can save the world by catching all the metroids and storing them in the power-up-pouches on her boobs and buttocks. Every time you catch another metroid, you get to choose which gets bigger. It is empowering
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not you, just another you, and then you lez up
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Dec 29, 2014 18:11
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Use the WiiU touchpad to play the weapon unlocking mini-game, featuring content licensed from Candy Crush saga.
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Dec 29, 2014 18:16
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Samus Aran: Colonial Marine
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Dec 29, 2014 20:54
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Samus tries to shoot herself in the head, isn't authorised to use the gun.
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Dec 29, 2014 20:57
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Press F to ask to use your weapons
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Dec 29, 2014 22:33
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Samus is told that space radiation has withered her uterus and she can never be a mother. Now you must play as some generic army man who is fighting metroids to recover their super-healing technology that will restore her only real purpose as a female, while she sits in an armchair eating ice-cream by the pint. Metroid: A Woman Has Needs
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Dec 29, 2014 22:41
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Go! Go! Metroid! ~My First Trip to Zebes
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Dec 30, 2014 01:13
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Magic Rabbit Hat posted:Ridley, voiced by Slowbeef. Samus, voiced by Shmorky.
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Dec 30, 2014 15:37
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Metroid but roguelike? -You never know where the ice-beam will be, might create unbeatable levels +Maximum replay value -Single player only +Auction house for weapon trading (+++with real money???)
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Dec 30, 2014 15:55
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Professor Layton and Phoenix Wright in Mother Brain Indicted! - Featuring Samus
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Dec 30, 2014 16:33
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One month in the creative control is passed on to Quentin Tarentino. Film becomes about Samus Aran (Uma Thurman) on a quest to recover the boots of her morph ball suit. Features lots of lingering close up shots of her walking barefoot on various surfaces and describing how it feels.
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Dec 30, 2014 18:11
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Exclusively on Oculus Rift, brought to you by the dream team of John Carmack and John Romero, Metroid, now a murky brown colour but with tits when you look down.
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Dec 30, 2014 18:46
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Metroid needs a strong lead character. Go license that mega-guy they put in smash, everyone loves him
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Dec 30, 2014 18:57
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Medroidvania Instead of a suit Samus has a van and instead of a platformer or FPS it's a crazy taxi clone where you deliver weapons to people fighting metroids.
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Dec 31, 2014 15:45
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A 2d morphball puzzle game in the bad rats engine.
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Dec 31, 2014 16:12
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You, the male player, order Samus to do one of the four moves her pretty little head can hold at any one time
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Dec 31, 2014 16:17
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2015: The year of Adam????
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Dec 31, 2014 16:32
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Telltale games and the Furtopia community present: The Wolf In Samus
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Dec 31, 2014 23:08
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Samus & Justin Bieber vs the Metroids
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Dec 31, 2014 23:20
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Jan 1, 2015 00:57
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make every weapon a separate day 1 DLC, even the necessary ones have a melee system where Samus beats on an enemy with one of her space-high-heels
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Jan 1, 2015 02:05
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Shamu Aran, killer whale bounty hunter
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Jan 1, 2015 02:07
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Samus is a border patrol specialist taking government bounties to catch drug smugglers Tight daisy dukes and southern accent? Enemies have special powers that stop guns working?? Change metroid color to brown????
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Metroids need moms?
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