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SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Wait, I got it! All these people clamoring for better representation for women...they'll be willing to pay for it, right?

We make a game as usual, but all the cutscenes are shots of Samus' butt. No, let's make that part of the game too. It'll be a revolutionary butt-person view game! And as a day-one DLC, we'll let them have butt-light cutscenes for 2 bucks a pop. We wait a month and then release a 20 dollar DLC to play the game with a normal camera, but not after insisting we won't. They'll think we're saints then when we do.

I'M BRILLIANT!! Nancy, send in another Taiwanese prostitute! Winter Bonus has come early!

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