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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

elf help book posted:

Captain Toad and the Toad Brigade crash land on Zebes.

This.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I think they should make her get up from a computer where there's a Metroid universe version of Anita Sarkeesian's twitter on the computer, and slowly descend into the equipment chamber.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Oh, and she is revealed to be Mexica First Nations.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Another thing, she has an adopted son named Samus.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

There needs to also be uhhh I think it would be awesome if Impa crossovered into the Metroid Universe. Just saying, it would be awesome don't you think. Give it some consideration, and thank you.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

elf help book posted:

the "bitter about other m and sticker star" meme is run into the ground imo

The only Metroid I've played is 5 minutes of Super so I don't know any of those meme's.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Axel Serenity posted:

Samus removes her helmet. It is Hitler underneath. Metroids are forced into a cold, harsh winter under the rule of the Zero Suit Reich.

Hitler spices up any game, any genre. Waiter, put me down for two of these.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Phantasium posted:

A gritty reboot where an unaware Samus teams up with Ridley only to find out she IS Mother Brain.

And then you have to go kill Satan.

Are you out of your mind? Nintendo, I implore you to ignore this man's insane ramblings.

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