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Metroid mod for Dwarf Fortress. Sci-Fi Sims crossover full of metroid, yes you can drown metroids in pool. Baby Metroid must face off against Dark Baby Metroid. R.A. Salvatore hired to come up with new metroid story, mistakenly assumes they were talking about meteoroids, not-Drizzt confirmed for overpowered DM NPC ally/enemy/rival. Metroid rhythm game featuring low-poly count metroids playing saxophone, no one questions how they're actually making music. Kraid returns with a startling new tell-all book about how big an rear end in a top hat Ridley is. New era of peace forces Samus to work as the night janitor for a local school. Jacked-up greaser metroids versus juiced-out tweaker metroids. Kawaii metroid. Execs wake up after a night of brainstorming to discover complicated and nonsensical flowchart on whiteboard, all options lead to a big box labeled "What if youtube celebrity is metroid?!?!" in the center, circled dozens of times. Weeks later, Pewdiepie gets a phonecall.
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Yet another port of the original Metroid.
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Dec 29, 2014 20:46
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Metroid themed Pac-Man clone. Pac-Man themed Metroid clone. Clone of Samus reacts to being a clone, as told by Hideo Kojima; guest crossover by Snake.
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Dec 29, 2014 20:49
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Persona style Metroid prequel about Samus' goth teen years
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Dec 29, 2014 20:52
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Bobnumerotres posted:samus sits alone in her room, staring at a portrait.
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Dec 29, 2014 20:55
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An elderly Samus sits on the front porch, reminiscing about the good old days. She sees some of the neighborhood kids playing on her lawn and throws a solidified chunk of ribbon candy at them.
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Dec 29, 2014 20:58
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Samus is forced to consume metroids to survive. After depleting the galaxy of her new food source, she gives in to the hunger one last time and eats the baby. Briefly coming to her senses, she looks down at her goo-covered hands, looks up to the sky and shouts "WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!" Cliche angsty buttrock plays as the credits roll. At the end of the credits, Samus appears and punches the screen, she walks away from the cracked screen into the darkness. One last buttrock guitar riff plays
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Dec 29, 2014 21:48
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goatface posted:Press F to ask to use your weapons F
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Dec 30, 2014 06:25
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Baby Metroid goes to summer camp, but camp counselor Ridley plans on selling the campground to Mother Brain and turning it into a country club. Can Babby Metroid and friends save their camp and maybe learn something about themselves along the way?
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Dec 30, 2014 09:23
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Guillermo del Toro directs a new Metroid movie.
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Dec 30, 2014 18:04
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Nintendo executive plays Senran Kagura, realizes Samus is also a woman, lightbulb slowly turns on in his head.
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Dec 30, 2014 18:11
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Metroid themed stage in an Elite Beat Agents sequel.
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Dec 30, 2014 20:15
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