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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

A white board on which "femenesm???" has been written and crossed out over and over again.

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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

a tower defense game for iphone/android where you play as a random GF engineer and defend the baby from the space pirate threat, and Samus is a powerful summon you can use once a day unless you drop 5 bucks for more Adam points

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

Adam keeps texting "you up?"

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

"Working on Metroid" is a popular euphemism for getting drunk in your cubicle.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

AE-35 Unit posted:

nintendo should just stop loving around and give the franchise to retro and be done with it

thats exactly what they're doing lol

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Unguided posted:

Persona style Metroid prequel about Samus' goth teen years

samus sits alone in her room, staring at a portrait.

"I hate you! You're not even my real dad!"

it's knocked to the ground, and the glass shatters. the photograph within slips out. it's Ridley

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Bootcha posted:

Metroid: Other M 2 Dating Simulator

No matter how much Samus has done herself, your penis is the cure she needs for her emotional issues.

*sweaty hands toss money at the screen*

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

Who else? Dave? Yeah? Ice jump? Space beam? Got it. Neato. It's good. Wreck my holes, Dave.

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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

AHungryRobot posted:

samus vs mario vs donkey kong

*Sakurai raises his hand* I have a problem with this idea.

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