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Ideas for Samus Aran in the new Metroid game: - weighs 750 pounds - parents are both Adam Malkovich (long story) - wears a bath robe to zebes every day - has the word "baby" instead of a mouth
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A white board on which "femenesm???" has been written and crossed out over and over again.
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Dec 29, 2014 13:13
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A confused Japanese man looks at a copy of Bayonetta, then a copy of Metroid Prime, then back, then again. An idea?????
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Dec 29, 2014 13:14
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elf help book posted:Samus Aran comes to Earth to hunt and kill the op
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Dec 29, 2014 13:16
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Kilroy posted:The premise of this thread, that a group of video game company executives would brainstorm the plot of a AAA video game franchise, is on the mark.
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Dec 29, 2014 13:20
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steam punk?
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Dec 29, 2014 14:02
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Three words: planet Voxel VI.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:10
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Metroid's Dream Course
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Dec 29, 2014 14:18
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FactsAreUseless posted:Metroid's Dream Course
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Dec 29, 2014 14:18
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Mr. Pumroy posted:what if metroid were an rpg...
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Dec 29, 2014 14:26
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How about a, uh, a Metroid game where uhhhhhh maybe Samus has a dick, and she lets me touch it, and play with it, but like uhhhh not to turn me on, because that doesn't.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:27
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FactsAreUseless posted:How about a, uh, a Metroid game where uhhhhhh maybe Samus has a dick, and she lets me touch it, and play with it, but like uhhhh not to turn me on, because that doesn't.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:28
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Metroid takes off her helmet. She is Link now???? Stealth sections.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:40
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Ridley calls you up to taunt you, but you can't understand what he says. Did he call you the n-word? Only in the Bowser DLC.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:41
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Samus listens patiently as the doctor explains her cancer treatment options. She doesn't know how she will tell her adopted child.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:51
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i'm thinking maybe another mole. this time under her lip?
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Dec 29, 2014 14:51
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elf help book posted:the "bitter about other m and sticker star" meme is run into the ground imo
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Dec 29, 2014 14:54
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Found on a crumpled note -- New York Metroids: good marketing opportunity? Talk to ad team. Balls painted to look like Samus?
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Dec 29, 2014 14:57
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Dark Samus as a Wario-style antihero.
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Dec 29, 2014 14:57
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A powerpoint presentation titled "Metroid." Every slide is blank but we sit quietly and pretend they aren't.
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Dec 29, 2014 15:07
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metrod mitros mortred? miltorb???
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Dec 29, 2014 15:20
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Hey You! Metroid
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Dec 29, 2014 15:52
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Only contextual jumping.
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Dec 29, 2014 16:08
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PantsBandit posted:for real though how badass would it be if they went open world like the new Zelda and you could zip around the galaxy in the ship hunting bounties.
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Dec 29, 2014 16:12
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"How about a board game?" Everyone laughs and they put Shigeru Miyamoto on speakerphone and tell him and he's like "yeah and then put the board game on Virtual Boy" and you have to honorably commit seppuku.
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Dec 29, 2014 16:17
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Silver Striker posted:Open world Metroid game where if you see a star, you can go there.
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Dec 29, 2014 16:20
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qnqnx posted:Two player coop where one plays Samus and the other authorizes Samus
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Dec 29, 2014 18:15
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Samus is going to be good again in Mother 4.
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Dec 29, 2014 18:24
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:with a 6 hour long QTE sequence, samus tries to fall asleep but keeps waking up because of facebook updates, text messages, and private messages
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Dec 29, 2014 18:25
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After extensive opinion surveys we have determined that Metroid fans want a sequel to Hunters. We have put our best interns on the project and given them a copy of Flash 2012.
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Dec 29, 2014 18:27
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elf help book posted:LMAO!
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Dec 29, 2014 18:27
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Nintendo diverts funds from production of Metroid Prime 4 to Final Fantasy 8, entirety of Ridley fight replaced with text + chair.
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Dec 29, 2014 18:34
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All the hunters from Metroid Prime: Hunters throw a big dance party and Samus is not invited.
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Dec 29, 2014 18:44
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time travel? ??? ??????
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Dec 29, 2014 18:45
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Metroid Screeches Typing
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Dec 29, 2014 18:49
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Borsche69 posted:kirby and metroid exist in the same canon (screw attack and metroid and samus all appear in cirpy games). maybe its time for kirby to show up in metroid games??
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Dec 29, 2014 18:52
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Two bubbles written on the board: "Space monster" and "Space guns." Slowly, one line is drawn between them.
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Dec 29, 2014 18:53
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What if Metorid? What if Metiored?????
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Dec 29, 2014 18:58
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Samus is extremely cyberpunk and listens to the Prodigy now.
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Dec 29, 2014 19:01
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A tiny artist must make all of Japan believe in Samus again to save the world.
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Dec 29, 2014 19:02
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