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metroid w/claymation graphics metroid w/yarn graphics metroid w/flipbook graphics? colored pencils? black and white silent film hand-cranked camera? the key to success is here somewhere
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Dec 29, 2014 13:32
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what if metroid were an rpg... ...stickers?
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Dec 29, 2014 14:26
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is it... i mean... i'm just... i'm just bouncing some ideas off of you all but... is it too late to make samus a man? i just think, you know... i think a man would be more marketable... is it too late for us to make, ah, samus a man?
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Dec 29, 2014 14:38
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i'm thinking maybe another mole. this time under her lip?
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Dec 29, 2014 14:50
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metroid... metroid... metroid... *leans back in chair and exhales explosively while looking up at the ceiling* metroid... uhhh *sighs heavily, puts elbows on executive roundtable, shoulders drooping*
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Dec 29, 2014 15:02
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oh no! samus has been kidnapped by pirates! it's up to baby metroid to navigate around the traps set by pirates to set samus free! *literally donkey kong jr. with different sprites*
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Dec 29, 2014 15:45
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It is the year 21XX, you are Samus Aran, the newest member of Murder Extermination Terror Ruin Office of Instant Death, the sole upholders of justice in crime-ridden New Zebes City, a city where the only crimes are violent, and the only effective punishment is even more violent. Your first task: infiltrate the corrupt underground cyborg sport of bomb-ball using a prototype combat suit known only as the Vicious Assault Relentless Insanity Armor. Can you, a rookie officer, take down the space pirates who run the bomb-ball murder arenas and their infamous and shadowy leader, Professor M. Brane?
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Dec 29, 2014 19:04
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metroid is now considered a dining delicacy and samus is the finest metroid chef in the galaxy. create metroid dishes made to order, carefully avoiding the life-draining energy suckers while frying, baking, boiling and many other fast-paced minigames.
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Dec 29, 2014 19:28
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01011001 posted:Cooking Metroid cooking metroid other mma cooking minigame plus mixed martial arts combat.
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Dec 29, 2014 19:45
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There Will Never Be A New Metroid Game
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Dec 29, 2014 20:31
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Mr. Pumroy posted:There Will Never Be A New Metroid Game *upon hearing these words the nintendo execs look up as if an angel had spoken. their eyes are glistening as if newly formed. the world is beautiful again. they are free. they are free. they are free*
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Dec 29, 2014 20:36
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before the game is released, it's given to pewdiepie and all of his reactions through the playthrough is recorded and is advertised as additional in-game commentary. loving pay me nintendo i just saved your company.
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Dec 30, 2014 15:40
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*looks at sidescrolling 2-d platform shooter* i literally have no idea what i should do with this. i am lost. i have no clue. does anyone actually like this? *looks at sidescrolling 2-d platform jumpman* ah-hah! this i can wrap my head around! make a million of these games!
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Dec 30, 2014 18:54
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i don't understand why we called the game metroid and it's not even the name of the playable character.
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Dec 31, 2014 15:26
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the power suit is taken over by a virus and goes on a killing spree and samus must clear her name and bring her suit to justice. but when she finds the suit there's no virus it's actually a ghost?
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Dec 31, 2014 15:33
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what if all the pokeballs in all the pokemon games became morph balls? would that help? is this good?
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Dec 31, 2014 16:14
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let's make 2015 a great year for not making metroid games
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