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Samus removes her helmet. It is Hitler underneath. Metroids are forced into a cold, harsh winter under the rule of the Zero Suit Reich.
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Wormskull posted:Hitler spices up any game, any genre. Waiter, put me down for two of these. Japan is more obsessed with Nazis than with Metroid games so it's the best of both worlds really
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Dec 29, 2014 18:42
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Metroid learns to cook in a surreal and over the top Japanese game show. Game becomes cult hit with Western audience e: gently caress you guys are fast
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Dec 29, 2014 19:53
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Samus is captured by the metroids. Rather than consuming her, she is turned into their Queen, controlling an army of tiny metroids in a quest for revenge against the government who took her from her lover. However, her lover, Luigi, continues on a mission to bring Samus back. Fighting through an army of metroids, he returns Samus to normal only to find out her metroids were fighting a just war and there were other metroids under control of an even more benevolent force. Somewhere in there Gamon dies for turning Samus into a metroids.
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Dec 29, 2014 22:31
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Dec 30, 2014 01:19
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Two words: cover shooter
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Dec 30, 2014 18:39
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FactsAreUseless posted:Metroid Meteos Would eat this cereal
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Dec 31, 2014 23:33
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Samus teams up with a dumb yet adorable metroid as she tries to bring in cocaine smugglers in Miami
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FactsAreUseless posted:Metroid point-and-click scanning adventure for moms. Samus IS a mom and struggling through the harsh realities of single-parenthood
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