Drunk Thread 2015 - "a culturally inappropriate amount of ass"

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Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

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# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 16:29

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 03:13

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Zeris fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Jan 1, 2015

# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 16:38

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maffew buildings posted:

namaste space faggots

thread title

# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 18:05

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Master Bateman posted:

Apparently I got a phone number. I juet don't remem ber who Cassie is.

She's a bitch man don't waste your time

# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 21:51

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rip jeff goldblum ugh

# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 22:31

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# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 23:06

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Good thing the war in Afghan is over or we'd have 2015 troops fighting w/o the hope for a Jeff Goldblum USO tour...

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 04:51

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justice4trayvawn posted:

im 100% neutral on caring abt planes but yeah iwas like wow mate chill!!! imo

kek

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 05:23

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Who is that

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 06:38

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all nsfw

God

http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/3126383/viewall

loving

http://cybergirlsclub.com/videogallery/caitlin-mcswain-in-outdoor-nude-video/

Holy

http://kitty-kats.net/showthread.php?2245780-Caitlin-McSwain-Outdoor-Nude-(5-Dec-2014-)

Damnit

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 06:56

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Victor Vermis posted:

wouldnt be hard to do

no rear end in the way

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 14:20

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Why is gbs

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 18:16

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# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 02:52

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holocaust bloopers posted:

The Mist is loving incredible. The balls they had to commit to that downer of an ending.

Every cheesy moment in that movie is worth it for that loving ending.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 15:11

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Fart Sandwiches posted:

full penetration hardcore porn.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 15:26

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holocaust bloopers posted:

Just finished season 4 of The Wire. gently caress that was pretty heavy poo poo. Great show.

RIP Stringer

# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 05:10

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http://i.imgur.com/oMpzE8G.mp4

# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 16:29

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I appreciate the positivity but this thread is my cis-holic ~safe space~ so consider lobbying for your own private transobriety space. I don't care, I just don't want it shoved in my face, or near our schools, or in front of the children.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 16:46

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holocaust bloopers posted:

gently caress off cisdrunk scum

MODS

# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 17:12

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Who is Mia Khalifa? Meet the PornHub superstar provoking Middle Eastern outrage

# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 19:55

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Mike-o posted:

found out about her a couple days ago, stumbled upon the one where she's in a hijab with that other chick and then j/o'd.
i still don't get it man. middle eastern dudes would rather run around chopping heads off and pointing their finger in the air while yelling about the koran, doing little boys and goats rather than get some loving hot pussy. idgi man.

One of us should try it out and see what the deal is, then report to GIP.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 22:19

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# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 22:35

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Thank Almighty Sherman for convincing tranny thread

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 14:42

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Bitch was asking for it, look at the way he dressed.

What is the uniform of a bitch

# ¿ Jan 13, 2015 14:29

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gently caress you for making me read D&D

# ¿ Jan 13, 2015 14:40

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justice4trayvawn posted:

If someone had told me I'd find the following movie enjoyable I would've laughed pretty hard:

-keaneau reeves plays a badass assassin
-tons of muscle cars
-worst Russian accents ever
-dead puppy
-Assassin only hotel in NYC complete with its own rules
-assassin gold coin currency just for fellow people in the industry

But somehow john wick was entertaining 7/10

The baths fight was the best scene of the movie.

I just got angry any time someone talked.

Also rip Lester. That was some bullshit.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 15:24

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What kind of idiot would read gip

quote:

Grover was basically the personification of all GiP posters.

Zeris fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Jan 16, 2015

# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 13:45

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I invited them to visit in a safe space ghetto thread here :shrug:

# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 16:24

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So apparently Petraeus' deployment girlfriend is active in the veterans / nonprofit world of Charlotte, NC, where I just moved to.

Cross your fingers.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 18:04

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Ho ho ho

I'm 30 bitch

edit: I wish Charlotte was a college town

# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 18:51

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# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 22:24

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Gluten in the muffin was p good

# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 23:46

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at the date posted:

granted, but you pay more

Sorry to wreck your bank-breaking ice cream budget fatass garbage dick

# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 05:08

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not caring here posted:

I've been getting these pints of some supposedly gelato called... talenti?

poo poo's pretty nice, but I wouldn't call it gelato, just nice ice cream.

Talenti owns

get salted caramel

be fat

# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 05:45

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Stultus Maximus posted:

salted caramel is the best food fad of the last decade.

Counterargument:talenti salted caramel gelato

# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 15:09

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Master Bateman posted:

N4I, goldmine that SS thread.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 22:50

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I'm bad at finding emoticons

# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 23:19

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# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 23:20

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And a mormon field grade officer trusted to fly $50m helicopter gunships is telling facebook why he won't see Seth Rogen movies anymore

D&D fight me

I'm gay

# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 23:57

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 03:13

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nsfw

nsfw

large filesize

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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 02:25

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