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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
almost 3 hours here, and going strong. nobody post mildly interactive anime babes please, I think I can make it all year.

Al Borland

by XyloJW
hahaha i got off about 5 minutes into it.

THis chick i was talkin to send some naughty pics and i got p hard so i rubbed one out.

E:

The chick may have been a guy.

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Al Borland

by XyloJW
but they looked liked a girl.

It didn't stop me.

:ohdear:

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Al Borland

by XyloJW
I might have made it all up.

:sob:

I'm so lonely.

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Harime Nui

The New Insincerity
I never jerk off, idiot.

pogi

I came like twice so far

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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
update: it's been about hours at I still haven' jerked it yet. going to bed now, so that's another 8 - 14 hours

Harime Nui

The New Insincerity

Harime Nui posted:

I never jerk off, idiot.

landy.
lol nobody in byob would talk about their disgusting nerd dick to internet strangers. right guys?


pig slut lisa

irl is good


Bull Runner posted:

lol nobody in byob would talk about their disgusting nerd dick to internet strangers. right guys?

why use words when you can post a picture

Renegret

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Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Bull Runner posted:

lol nobody in byob would talk about their disgusting nerd dick to internet strangers. right guys?

My dick is pretty great.

I'll post it later.

Salmiakki


Renegret posted:

My dick is pretty great.

I'll post it later.

remember to wriute youre name somewhere in the photo

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

Synathaesia

it's been a hard day's night
and I'd been workin' like a dog

0 seconds, I was jerking off to some quality jap piss porn at 12:00

ulvir

Salmiakki posted:

remember to wriute youre name somewhere in the photo

maybe use a sharpie and write on the shaft

Synathaesia

it's been a hard day's night
and I'd been workin' like a dog

tao of lmao

I timed it so that i shot my load right as the ball dropped. It's a bit of a tradition.

tao of lmao

Synathaesia posted:

0 seconds, I was jerking off to some quality jap piss porn at 12:00

this guy gets it

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Renegret

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Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Salmiakki posted:

remember to wriute youre name somewhere in the photo

Without a doubt

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