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Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
DID SOMEONE SAY QUEEN







(SEX CRIMINALS #3, OF COURSE)

Meanwhile there's another amazing homage in SEX CRIMINALS #9 but even with a lot of tasteful censoring the dialogue's definitely not for polite workspaces, so unless you work at the saucy dialogue factory :nws: don't click this at work! :nws:

Majuju fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Jan 12, 2015

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Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
Cliff Cornwall is clearly just John Constantine operating under an alias.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
All-New Ultimates #12 is the final issue in a series that could've been good but wasn't. But at the very least, it gave us this quaint discussion on the nature of skulls:

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
Teen Dog was poo poo last month but pretty good this month! Teen Dog #5

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
New Avengers #29's Captain America is VERY ANGRY ABOUT THAT THING:

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

goldenoreos posted:

Funniest panel for me this week comes from Spider-Man & The X-Men #2



Elliott Kalan is amazing

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

404GoonNotFound posted:

Wait, this is the book the Floptacular One got hired to write? drat, I've got some catching up to do.

With any luck, Marvel will give him $400,000 for the rights to Rocket Crocodile & The World of Tomorrow

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Dr. Hurt posted:

Please, like any of the Original Peaches would settle for anything less than 700,000 dollars.

He takes the loss because they let him play time-travelling Abe Lincoln in the movie.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

The MSJ posted:

His body is made out of paraffin wax. His powers are the standard strength and durability. Someone earlier said Sauron made him into a dinosaur. What does that look like?

It's



pretty



great



but all things must end



Spider-Man & The X-Men #2

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Teenage Fansub posted:


Action Comics #39

Whatever horrible face-melting disease Old Captain America contracted is spreading across publishers!!!

IN THREE MONTHS, CHEEKBONES RUN OUT

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
Help Us! Great Warrior is now an actual honest-to-goodness comic-type "book" that you can purchase TODAY. Help Us! Great Warrior #1





e: THOR #5 has had it up to HERE with this poo poo:




there's a couple more excellent pages after this so go buy it

Majuju fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Feb 11, 2015

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Baron Bifford posted:

How is it that Thor transferred his name to this woman? "Thor" isn't his codename, that's his actual name.

Endless Mike posted:

If you care enough to ask, maybe you should read the comic.

For real though it's a really good series and it's in issue 5 so a trade should probably be coming out in the next few months.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
Is Cast Iron Man embarrassed because senpai noticed him or something?

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
Spider-Man and the X-Men #4

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
Buy this book, you stupid dummies! Spider-Man & The X-Men #4

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Skwirl posted:

(I'm on a tablet, someone else please post the Sex Criminals pages).

Sure thing, chief:






Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Dacap posted:

The last Ultimate Spider-Man police station gag from #12



That's Hickman dressed as Capt Universe, and I think the two shaking hands are supposed to be Bendis and Marquez

Marquez and Bendis are canon in 1610

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
SPIDER-MAN AND THE X-MEN #5



SPIDER-MAN AND THE X-MEN #5!!!



Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

mind the walrus posted:

Glob Herman's continued existence will never stop being amusing to me.

Lurdiak posted:

I'm glad he's back to being a good guy.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

AnonSpore posted:

Now the dude with eyes (or was it ears, I can't remember) all over his body, now there's a lovely mutation.

He can use them to see magic and things outside the visible spectrum and poo poo, which is kinda cool.

RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

Isn't she like Wolfsbane where she's essentially a were-shark and not perpetually a shark person?

Canon-wise this is the case, but I don't think she's been in non-shark form for the entire SMXM run.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
Kalan, Failla, Saito & Herring
SPIDER-MAN AND THE X-MEN #6 2015
Pixels, because I get the digital version







Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Boogaleeboo posted:

I honestly don't give a poo poo what they have planned, Spider-Man should constantly be at that school.

This is the tragic final issue in the 6-issue miniseries, but I hope Elliot Kalan keeps writing in the strange wonderland that await us post-BATTLEWORLD

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
Wash that taste outta your mouth with a delicious omnipotent omelette

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

SynthOrange posted:

Please link or describe.

I think this is it? Though I seem to recall it happening a few times.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
SECRET WARS: BATTLEWORLD #1


Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Excellent NEXTWAVE callback there.

It's too bad they trounced all the Elvis ones.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Section Z posted:

"A miserable pile of Geeeeeeeeeeeeeenes!"

I think you mean JEAAAAAAANS???

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
*frantically searches Youtube for a Theme From Shaft polka cover*

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

bobkatt013 posted:

Remember when Batman pained a room and himself yellow so he could beat the poo poo out of Hal?

I picture the anti-Lantern dossier just being a bunch of paint swatches.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Practical Demon posted:

Is that Indian Spider-Man? Holy poo poo, I would have sworn I was the only one who remembered that mini. It was pretty good.

He shows up a bunch in Spider-Verse too!

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

OptimusShr posted:

Did she just kick Kraven in the jewels? :stare:

I thought this too when I first saw it but the foot is impacting above his beltline and it's even more dumb

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

prefect posted:

It would be infinitely better if they went for goofy pictures than if they tried to get looks-just-like-a-drawing pictures.

Thor, exasperated, trying to figure out how to do his taxes for both the US and Asgard

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Saoshyant posted:



(Bad Machinery, September 10, 2015)

I normally wouldn't post a webcomic but I wanted to drop this one in here a couple weeks back, and since someone else has temporarily opened the floodgate...



Bad Machinery August 24

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
Can we get some trading cards in here and settle this empirically PLEASE

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Ror posted:

You should be careful what you wish for. Because it doesn't answer anything. :eng99:





Thank you for this, I never knew John Stamos was born Namor McKenzie. And has apparently gotten dumber with age, possibly after they unearthed a new debut comic for him:



Meanwhile Thanos got weaker between 1991 and 1993 (and apparently weighs a half-ton!?):

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
Stephen Strange don't give a HONK about investing for the future. Zero percent interest on chequing balance? Who cares! It's just going up his nose anyhow!

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

bunnyofdoom posted:

He only made five figures on that surgery. Come on, that's practically being a philantrophist these days and doing it pro-bono.

That's five figures at "you can still smoke in hospitals year" money. Doctor Strange is basically Don Draper.

I'd like to buy the world an Eye of Agamotto...


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Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Boofchicken posted:

Slightly off topic, but why the hell is the continuity in DC so much more convoluted than Marvel? Maybe I am seeing it differently since I lean towards Marvel comics though.

Marvel's certainly not innocent, look at the Grey-Summers dynasty and try not to weep in despair.

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