Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

SilverSupernova posted:

Marvel Adventures: Spider-Man.
I forget which issue, but I remember Enchantress being involved.

I should have known if it's Spidey in a funny hat, it's Marvel Adventures.

# ¿ May 27, 2015 08:30

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 10:13

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

IUG posted:

Yeah I'm going to go with that not being a parody of some Sonic comic.

It's a good parody of children's comics in general, but I think the reason bars are drawn so far apart is to avoid obscuring the characters/ make the job a little easier on the inker. It's an art joke. (I don't think the OP was trying to imply it was a direct parody of that panel, that was just a quick example of something that's been in comics more than once).

# ¿ May 29, 2015 01:45

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Lurdiak posted:

What about that one Gambit who killed like 1000 other Gambits across the multiverse?

You're thinking of Jet Li, or Nathaniel Richards.

# ¿ May 29, 2015 03:28

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Death with a rack reminds me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOktgf-4M2w

Couldn't find an English version quickly.

# ¿ May 29, 2015 05:26

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SirDan3k posted:

Could just be a pretty man.

You've been watching too much anime.

# ¿ May 29, 2015 08:59

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Uthor posted:

I like the Lois Lane one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JU2hKAnz9w

And all the Green Arrow ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na-zIOpfWNQ

And the weird Wonder Woman three parter.

Why are the DC nation shorts so much better than everything else animated, DC wise lately? DC used to be the gold loving standard for cartoons based on men in tights.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 05:00

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Say Nothing posted:

I love Harley's snap on diddley bobbies on her head

# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 11:39

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Honestly I loved the art in She-Hulk, had a Frida Kahlo/Diego Rivera vibe. I understand not liking it, and the eyes could be weird, but I thought it was expressive and communicated what was happening well in a stylized manner

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 06:31

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Lurdiak posted:

Donald Blake? But you forget, the registration act would also have made every Asgardian essentially a slave to the US government to be used in military action as they see fit.

When was the last time Thor used the Donald Blake identity? Also, that wasn't so much a secret identity as another actual dude whose psyche he was piggy backing on.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 02:54

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Rhyno posted:

All Mutants go to hell.

water=wet

# ¿ Jun 20, 2015 05:49

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

glowing-fish posted:

I hope no one minds me posting this in "Funny Panels", because this is Funny in the "WTF?" type of way:

From Marvel Team-Up #147 with Spider-Man and the Human Torch:

Want to guess the context?

I can't remember which was which, but between Valeria and Franklin, didn't one die very young and the other miscarried or was a still birth, then time shenanigans fixed it. (Actually, part of me feels both of those thing happened to Valeria).

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 05:23

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Keromaru5 posted:

Franklin's been around since the 60's, though he was kept comatose for a while to seal his powers. Sue got pregnant again in the 80's, but since the child was conceived in the Negative Zone, difficulties arose, Reed wasn't able to convince Doctor Octopus to temporarily stop being evil in time, and the baby was stillborn.

Then shenanigans happened in the 90's, and a teenage Valeria came from an alternate future where she'd been raised by Sue and Dr. Doom. It turned out Franklin had unconsciously sent her to that alternate universe when she "died." Then he and Val combined their powers to resurrect Galactus so he could get the Ultimate Nullifier from Abraxas, and when it was used, Val reverted back to Sue's womb, the pregnancy started over again, and this time with Doom's help, she was delivered successfully.

I really like how nothing in the current versions of them reference anything about that, aside from [b]Dr.[b] Doom helping Sue give birth to her.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 06:04

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mind the walrus posted:

I guess what gets me is that for all her faux-Deadpool schtick they fail to borrow the one thing that makes Deadpool tolerable-- Harley is supposedly a loving PhD yet we never see her drop the Art Deco Juggalo schtick to offset her juvenile disposition like we do Deadpool's tactical/emotional depth. Even when it's time to get "serious" she still talks like a sheltered 16 year-old.

There's a bit in Injustice when she gets pissed off at Doctor Fate because he goes by Doctor and has no medical knowledge.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 17:15

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Look, I understand that conceptually John Constantine is a great character, but every cosplayer I met of him sounded like Dick Van Dyke's character from Mary Poppins only they wouldn't stop saying "wanker," so obviously he's a poo poo.

The Flash sucks, I've yet to meet a single cosplayer who could run a four minute mile, let alone a fraction of the speed of light.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 19:29

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Deadpool posted:

That art is exactly the kind of art a Squirrel Girl comic should have. It's cartoony and weird and odd. It fits the character perfectly. I'm still not going to read it because I don't care for that character, but it looks like it's a perfect fit to me.

There's a tiny, horrible, horrible, part of me that wants to see what Squirrel Girl would look like using the exact same scripts, but art by Greg Land.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2015 00:29

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

People who think the art in Squirrel Girl is bad don't understand art. It's fine to not like it, but thinking it's bad art is dumb.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2015 07:20

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Discendo Vox posted:

I would proudly hang a 6' canvas of this on my wall.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2015 07:52

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BIG HEADLINE posted:

This was not hard to find, and also comes without the pull toy: http://www.amazon.com/Incredible-Hulk-Comes-There-T-shirt/dp/B00KDNK01S

I want it with the pull toy, numb nuts.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 06:35

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Drifter posted:

Is the Avenging Spider-Man any good, aside from that awesome quip?

Yeah, it was dece until it got derailed by Spock. Actually was the first comic with Carol Danvers in her Captain Marvel costume if I remember correctly.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 14:28

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FredMSloniker posted:

Anybody have the panels handy from that comic where they say Nixon was framed for Watergate? And aliens may or may not have been involved? I'm drawing a blank.

If I'm going to take my history from funny books I'll stick with Nixon being the leader of the Secret Empire and killing himself in front of Captain America.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 04:16

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All I need to know about Taylor Swift I learned from Kanye West.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2015 18:15

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Allen Moore isn't gay, he's married to the woman he hired to illustrate his pornographic comic about teenaged Alice, Wendy and Dorothy.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 02:21

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Late Unpleasantness posted:

He's a damaged, violent, mind controlled killer. But the sumptuous flowing locks say "love me!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia

# ¿ Aug 8, 2015 23:35

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theflyingorc posted:

Yeah but that's not what he said.

Well, if you figure it out I'd love to hear more details, because the details are about Jack Kirby beating up Nazis.

Here's a different, but also cool story about Captain America and real life Nazis

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 18:06

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Keeshhound posted:

Google says 974 million twitter accounts right now, but yeah, I'm just being facetious. I'm mostly curious about the context, because right now it looks like the kind of thing you'd find on the old Superdickery site.

It's from Injustice, Joker killed a pregnant Lois Lane so now Superman is a superfascist and Batman is opposing him.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 21:04

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Lurdiak posted:

Twinkies and fruit pies actually go bad really fast, not sure how they got that rep.

Twinkies don't exist anymore.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 03:59

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Lurdiak posted:

You're over 2 years out of date on that information.

I apologize for not being up to date on terrible "food" no one should eat. Curious you know they came back.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 04:17

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joehonkie posted:

You are correct. And yeah, that movie was a breakout hit even at the time for reasons nobody can seem to fathom.

I'm pretty sure I know why it was a breakout.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 01:14

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David D. Davidson posted:

Also where the hell is David Bowie in either of them?
Hell you could probably make a League of Extraordinary Bowies?

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2137

# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 21:40

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Sizone posted:

Wonder Woman v.2 # 72

It's almost alive and I can play Doom on it.

100 mhz is fast enough to play Quake.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 18:38

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Ghostlight posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38HeS1SgohI&t=17m16s

I'll never understand why they went with HERBIE instead of Johnny, wasn't Johnny pretty popular back then?

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 18:53

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The MSJ posted:

Screenshots of Facebook game Tiny Mighty Heroes Unite.

smh

# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 08:50

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

theflyingorc posted:

Pretty sure it's like this:

Spider-Man and The X-Men was probably the best X related title in the last few years, also probably the best Spider related title in the same time frame.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 05:59

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Lurdiak posted:

It really is crazy how hard Americans took 9/11. It was a great tragedy, but for a few years it seemed like a lot of people were acting like it was THE tragedy that eclipsed all other tragedies in human history, and anyone who was even slightly perceived as not giving it proper reverence was a communist terrorist traitor.

I've honestly been trying to avoid getting confrontational with you recently, but seriously, go gently caress yourself.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 02:53

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Phylodox posted:

Rat Queens is great, but really unlucky when it comes to artists.

Did something happen with the second one?

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 06:37

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Numero6 posted:

"Fugitive Mermaid" has to be the name of a lovely Pop Punk band

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 03:20

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

mind the walrus posted:

What are the rules for Freddy and daydreaming anyway? Because that can get pretty loose pretty quickly.

Given how the first movie ended I'm pretty sure the only rule is there are no rules.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 10:40

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I only know this from detective novels, but isn't there a shotgun with a pistol grip called an Ithica or something? In the books it sounded terrifying if you were withing 10-20 feet of whoever had one.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 11:22

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SpaceWolfPurrp posted:

Couldn't just rent a chainsaw and go at the legs?

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 06:43

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 10:13

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lurdiak posted:

Here is Spider-man making light of miscarriage.

I think this is from an issue of Marvel Team-Up.

Jesus Christ.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 17:31

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