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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Read this in H. John Benjamin's voice

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Is that image of the joker's smile as the bat logo a reference to a cover or another piece of art because that's a pretty genius composition

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Wolv-Irene

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Lobok posted:

Superboy going through a whole range of emotions like a Best Actor performance but we get a close-up of his foot.

Maybe the artist was like some kind of anti-Liefield.

Tarantino

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Sounds like an ILLEGAL BOING to me


Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Keromaru5 posted:

Ah, the same way she likes her coffee, then?

a flat white

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Surprised it's as low as half, tbh

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Mooseontheloose posted:

I think it was honest trailers that pointed out that the 80s and early 90s for some reason rated R, super violent movies (Terminator, Robocop, people can think of others) got toy lines marketed to children and it didn't dawn on me until later in life that yah, it was a smidge hosed up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeOnNlSlcqI

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


though usually for different reasons

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Push El Burrito posted:

Taika Waititi read the thread title.



Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Darthemed posted:


Venom: Carnage Unleashed #3 (1995)

Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Argue posted:

Okay but what if the person who beat the other up was actually a time travelling you from the future, and it was present day you who served the jail time; would you, in the future, be permitted to go back in time to beat that person up

There's a section in.. I want to say Astro City, or maybe Top 10? where a lawyer uses this kind of defence to defend his client and accidentally becomes a mob lawyer for supervillains.

EDIT: Yeah it's Astro City and he just ends up being a mob lawyer, I'd post the panels but they're not funny

Gravitas Shortfall fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Jul 11, 2022

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Fun fact, climate change might well lead to a brief period* of cooling for northern Europe as the Atlantic circulation current slows down or stops, similar to what's happened in the past.

Or it might not, no-one knows and we're sort of hosed anyway!


anyway, it's hard to be reincarnated as an ancient Sumerian god of the Underworld when you're also into Warhammer


(Wicked + Divine #20)



*a thousand years

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Astribulus posted:

Nergal the ancient Mesopotamian god vs Nurgle the Warhammer chaos god of plague who is a festering lump of every disease ever. He's also sitting on a skull throne which is Khorne's thing (another Warhammer chaos god of blood and battle, much more popular with the fandom).

And like a lot of goths, Baph is a) insecure, and b) a massive nerd. He couldn't stand the thought that even though he's literally a god there'd still be people sniggering about him being the god of farts.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Plus at least four gorillas, and Spock

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


SimonChris posted:





Brute Force #1 (1990)



Brute Force #2 (1990)

Yeah, Zoofights was fun.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Angry Salami posted:

The Celestial's given Captain America a thumbs down and Warlord Kro a thumbs up; whatever standards its using to judge people clearly isn't good/bad.

Plus the whole point is that it's monstrous thing to do in the first place.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


The topic of Celestials judging people reminded me of something, so I made this

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Darthemed posted:


Jonny Quest #5 (1986)

"Cake, or Death?"

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Saoshyant posted:

I have no idea where this is from and reverse searching it didn't lead me to an answer, but it made me laugh so it goes here



I'll think about it every time I ever stumble upon some weirdo shipper online again.

Which is more often than I would like

That's from "Gravity Falls: Lost Legends"

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Saoshyant posted:

Is this series as funny as these panels? I may have to check it out.

Gravity falls is incredible, definitely watch it.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Synthbuttrange posted:




Judgement Day Omega.

Best character in the whole event, should have gone in Heartwarming panels.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


thetoughestbean posted:

While I appreciate these pages by themselves, I would also appreciate context

That's "Syne The Memotaur", an Eternal who's one of six kaiju-like living weapons that only get released from storage to unleash horrible destruction and death.

She also likes to write poetry and make friends.:smith:


Gravitas Shortfall fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Nov 14, 2022

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


TwoPair posted:



DCeased: War of the Undead Gods #3

I feel like Artemis would respect that, like "yeah my man, it's balanced for my preference but you're a hunter, you have to trust your tools"

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



HURL

(Bad Machinery: Solver 2)

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


OPTIC BLAST

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



I know this is a riff on an actual wrestling promo but I can't find it.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Phy posted:

It's been explained to me before that Marvel Comics Cobra Commander doesn't have the Starscream voice

Well of course not.

He sounds like THE MIGHTY MONARCH.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Darthemed posted:


Superboy #130 (1966)

Whoah, Wham! are older than I thought

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Gnome de plume posted:

I get what he's saying but I still miss the Udon costume.

I think he should use both. Classic for high profile brand work, henchman training etc. Udon for stealth.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


He looks more like Reaper

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Darthemed posted:


Fantastic Four #136 (1973)

oh sure. a "malt shop" :wink:

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Saoshyant posted:

Way of the Househusband v10 (read right to left):







Live healthy or face the consequences!
First one's free!

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Bark Kent

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


too bad the name's already taken

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


davidspackage posted:

...as if in answer, a drunk fratboy passing by the window lowers his jeans and presses his bare buttocks up against the glass...

No, Moon Knight is Marvel

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


"The Scorpion" would be a pretty cool alternate batman, tbh

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Grassy Knowles posted:

Unfortunately Warren Ellis is a gross sex pest

but I agree wholeheartedly with your statement

Yeah :smith:

Planetary is one of my favourite comics and it sucks that it's yet another creation of a creep

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