Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

In for a Morrison penny, in for a Morrison pound

from The New Adventures of Hitler

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 11:15

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 19:47

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Gaz-L posted:

That is, by the way, the sum-total of everything the Odinson has discovered about the new Thor in Aaron's book.

Could someone post the panel a page back where he's saying he's with a woman who is not his mother and who kisses well?

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 23:50

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Preacher #9

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 11:11

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Hakkesshu posted:

Hilarious. That Ennis, what a corker!

Sorry, too highbrow for you. Here's something that might be a little more your speed. Also Preacher #9

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 11:55

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

SomeMathGuy posted:

Maybe the mystery is why you'd put tomatoes in? Unless that's like a regional thing.

Pretty common. In fact, if you look on the ingredient list of one of those packets of beef stew seasoning mix, you'll probably see either tomato powder or nearby instructions to add a can of tomato puree when you're making it.

What the hell is the mystery turnip by the potato? I know of no striped root vegetables.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 10:07

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Sandman Mystery Theatre #64

Lt. Burke against proving himself as suitable material for the Green Lantern Corps

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 11:15

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Preacher 44

Preacher 51

# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 10:24

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

ManiacClown posted:

I've said before how much I love John Ostrander,

Remind me some time to get really drunk and upload a bunch of Wasteland panels.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 10:25

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Disgusting Coward posted:

I'm impressed dude was able to lift a pen with such heavy hands.

That actually pretty subtle and understated for Ennis. There's actually character building, depth and motivation to the "girlfriend" character in Preacher and that page is pretty striking look into the kind of thing that made her the way she is. Ennis is a writer and not an illustrator so it's more likely that a keyboard was used to write that than a pen. Otherwise, great zinger, keep up the brilliant critique.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 12:20

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

http://www.macgyveronline.com/pages/comicfg.html

# ¿ Aug 8, 2015 10:23

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

I find the prospect of vampires sleeping in pinball tables like they were coffins to be hilarious. While the tops do hing up for service, I'm disappointed that no one told Moore or Stan Woch that you still can't fit a vampire in one.

Swamp Thing v.2 #38

# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 11:27

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Dr. Hurt posted:

Wouldn't that be pointless since the lid is glass and would let light in? Or is the vampire town at the bottom of the lake?

That's a flashback to before it being submerged. I think the idea was that they would be stashing themselves underneath the playfield, which will also hing up, but it wasn't really drawn right. No matter, you still could not fit a vampire in there, regardless of what other posters think it's what they want you think.

e: maybe they gutted the machines and repurposed them as coffins. I guess that's pretty badass too, but not as badass as having a working COSMIC BALL table.

Sizone fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Aug 9, 2015

# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 14:21

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Rereading Moore's run on Swamp Thing is inspiring me. I'm going to be a super villain, my power will be to make people relive the trauma of their origin stories over and over again. I'm mostly going to gently caress with Batman.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 13:33

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Much like how Batman's cape obscures his form and draws gunfire away from his vital organs, so too my enormous, flowing gut would distract and draw his punches away from my organs and face.

I have this all thought out.

If, after the first missed punch, he persisted, I would threaten him with making Kevin Smith write his flagship book again.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 14:16

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Sentinel Red posted:

Awww, I take it all back, he sounds like a genuinely cool and sweet dude, even if he did draw everyone like derpy, swivel-eyed lunatics and give them the dumbest names humanly possible. The world needs more sweethearts like that.

Black Racer

Darkseid

Orion

These aren't the dumbest names, they are the most loving metal.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 15:05

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Keeshhound posted:

Wait, so you're telling me that Superman didn't have a twitter account prior to this, and Lex Luthor hadn't jumped on every possible variation of his name to troll him?

It's injustice, I think Luthor's busy defending the WCW World Heavy Weight Title or something.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 00:30

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Have you read Hex?

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 15:13

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

I really enjoyed Sweet Tooth and i would like to share how much I enjoyed it, but this is about the funniest sequence of panels in the entire series

Sweet Tooth #18

# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 10:42

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Peter Bagge's Other Lives

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 10:16

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Prison Warden posted:

I'd forgotten how wordy comics could be...

Meanwhile, I'm kind shocked at how text-light most currentish comics are. Just read through Sweet Tooth and I swear it takes less than 5 minutes to read an issue, same thing with Bandette.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 04:45

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

because ~~dear god that loving art is disgusting.~~ ~~the writing is~~

virtually indistinguishable from atomic robo.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 15:13

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Grendels Dad posted:

I'd wager a good 1/3 of his pouches contain nothing but needles, threads and thimbles.

And another 1/3rd contain more pouches.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 15:12

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Phylodox posted:

I imagine Cable always reeks of rancid Fruit Roll-Ups and stale Dunkaroos from all the snacks he's forgotten about putting in those pouches.

P sure it would take time travel to cause a fruit roll up to go bad.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 15:34

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Lurdiak posted:

Twinkies and fruit pies actually go bad really fast, not sure how they got that rep.

They get stale, they don't go bad. They don't ever go bad. They will survive even the Great Disaster

From Bizarro World

# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 13:40

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Kelly

from Watchmen #8

# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 10:44

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Well, I guess it's a better way to spend some time that molesting kids

Who needs secret wars when you can have secret ways (of catching fish)

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 10:30

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

it sounds like people are asking me to post sonic comics again

Stray Toasters #3

# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 10:16

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Adjusted for inflation, that's about 2500$

I realize it's not exactly a funny panel, but the existence of a bronze Sandman statue that cost as much as a used car is kind of amazing me. Who was this for? Who bought this?

# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 10:22