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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Can't believe I've never heard about The Question #17 before now.

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Who What Now posted:

It's worth mentioning that during this Batman very seriously said he considered Plastic Man to be one of, if not the, most powerful members of the Justice League because of this. I'll be damned if I remember what the series was, though.

Not this one I'm sure, but I don't care.



:catstare: he could kill us all... :catstare:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Kyle Baker's Plastic Man is vulnerable to acetone. It's not his kryptonite, since kryptonite doesn't melt Superman...I guess it's his Dip, like from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Lurdiak posted:

You'd think all the photos and footage of his very public murders would change that.

IIRC the scene is very early on in Welcome Back, Frank; wasn't he gone/dead/an angel for a few years?

E: although I can't remember if it's before or after the issue-opening full-page spread of cops rounding up dozens of bodies and one of them screaming at Soap "'Am I sure it was the Punisher?" Is that supposed to be a loving joke?!" So who can say.

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Feb 1, 2016

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Discendo Vox posted:

Maybe BraveStarr is available?

Is the world finally ready for my gritty reboot of Cowboys of Moo Mesa?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Maduo posted:

Spider-man is pretty good at giving advice:



(Spider-Men #5)

He forgot about bricks and trucks.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Knormal posted:

Please, it clearly should be refered to as the Batchair now.

Please, Batchair may no longer have "man" in his name, but he still identifies as male, and a chair.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Evil Mastermind posted:

Really, any comic's attempt at creating slang is going to be dumb.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Should I know who the non-green woman is?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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DarkCrawler posted:

My favorite was him talking to an old guy who said he's a New Yorker and Spidey asking how he knows that and the guy was "Ask me again in that thick Queens accent how I know you're from New York."

Wait...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5p2wxnN6SQ

:stare: Spider-man has become even more Amazing.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Captain Bravo posted:

Everyone's focused on the Sausage note, but nobody has mentioned the childlike crayon drawing of Deadpool...

which almost certainly was drawn by Deadpool.

This checks out: no one gives Deadpool access to their children.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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flosofl posted:

He's trying to be better about that wholesale slaughter thing and be an actual "hero".

Again?!

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Would you say he is #1?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Gaz-L posted:

To be fair, has Tasky fought this Wolverine before? He genuinely might not know about the foot claws, because Logan didn't have them.

Also he has a known weakness to things that dumb: Agent X beat him up by doing the Macarena or some poo poo.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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flosofl posted:

Spider-Man/Deadpool #4

Deadpool takes Spidey clubbing:



Deadpool's on a team that would have interns, right? It's not that he personally has them, as much as I want that to be what's implied.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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flosofl posted:

He owns a corporation and is funding the Avengers right now, so yes?

Thank you, Deadpool News is one of the reasons I follow this thread.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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:viggo: Everyone can talk to spiders. People think Spider-Man can control them.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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A group of squirrels is a "scurry", IIRC.

e: Nope, it's a "dray". Shame.

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Apr 23, 2016

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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TheFallenEvincar posted:

You know what's funny/weird about Light getting triggered? I swear he adds Batman in for some reason.
I guess lobotomies do that though. Maybe it's uhh a plot point

It is. The first image is like a dramatic re-enactment of the story Green Arrow is telling to someone. The second is (obviously) an actual memory. It later comes out that Green Arrow purposely omitted the fact that Batman was present because they....took...his...mind...too!

None of these people should be able to trust each other at all, much less function effectively as a team in dangerous situations.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Gold star for lateral thinking.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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John Dyne posted:

Yet no attempted murder charges on square jaw turning him mortal and rolling a huge loving rock onto him.

Seems like a pretty clear self-defense exception. "Some of these mutants have powers dozens of times more deadly than any handgun," etc.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Wade Wilson posted:

That's actually fairly common. The less common bit is where Henry becomes Hal for some reason.

Good enough for Shakespeare, good enough for spacey punch-man stories.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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No one needs to name their car. Naming your car is weird. Just call it "my car" or "the car."

This Batman guy...seems a little weird?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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prefect posted:

I wonder if he had Alfred record the voice clips.

Who?

Oh, The BatButler! Yeah, probably.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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I used to work at a comic book store, and we had an old Batmobile model in Spanish-language packaging. From this I learned that at least some of the time, the vehicle's localized name is "El Murcielauto."

Hooray puns.


e: to save people from having to look it up, "murcielago" is a Spanish word for the animal with the english name "bat"

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Aug 24, 2016

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Lobok posted:

Welp, that was my one ride on the back of an ant I can use per day. Guess you're stuck using public transportation!

:confused: Isn't the issue that Ant-man can't shrink Spider-man down to ride the ant with him?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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I don't know nothing about no cannons, I just calls it like I reads it.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Maybe insects give Newspaper Spider-Man the jumpin' willies.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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"This blind man is clearly the dishonest sort, but you, Foggy, Son of Nel...you, Namor trusts!"

Well, he's not wrong.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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SonicRulez posted:

I love the idea that Peter actually did try and market his tech and every place just told him "Nah, not good enough."

The Hudsucker Spidey.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Some people look at the premise of The Flintstones and see an rich, untapped vein of black humor. God bless.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Stay outta my man-hill you menace!

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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David D. Davidson posted:

He also seems to have a bad case of morning wood too.
Dude quit peepin the man-hill!

(I'm not giving up until it becomes a thing)

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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I wish I had a panel I remember from one of the other DC-Marvel crossovers.

The Avengers and JLA cross paths, and start having the kind of tense and mistrustful discussion you'd expect from crossover comic where, you know, they have to all fight at least once. Thor is eventually all "I say thee gently caress this" and hurls himself towards Superman.

Time slows to a crawl. Superman looks at Thor. Looks at the hammer. Looks back at Thor. Smirks...and is instantly knocked unconscious.

The rest of the JLA freaks the gently caress out and dog-piles the Alternate Universe Wing-head Superman who is clearly like, fifty times stronger than Real Superman, holy poo poo, we're Earth's only hope.


e: i was full of poo poo, but it was a good dream

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Sep 13, 2016

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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redbackground posted:

Not quite, but came across it while searching:



Yeesh. I want to believe I didn't completely confabulate it. Is this also the one where Captain America and Batman fight only by looking at each other for a while, then agreeing who would win? :(

e: I am shamed

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Sep 13, 2016

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Endless Mike posted:

Incidentally, was that where they establish that Infinity Gauntlets don't work outside their home universe?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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David D. Davidson posted:

Lockjaw just looks more like he's disappointed to me.

That's their secret: bulldogs are always disappointed.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Actually the injection is a red-herring, he was chosen by The Spirit of The Cool Car.

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Claims like that are sometimes true, but I'm always suspicious of them. How can we trust someone who just admitted to watching years of "mediocre to gross" tv that the year after that was great? Isn't it just as likely the years of poo poo lowered their standard?

For the same reason, I ignore people when they tell me any comic book is good.

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