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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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bobkatt013 posted:

Superior beat the crap out of her and gets her arrested. She wants vengeance.

On shield for some reason, look just don't think about it too hard she's a villain now and her appearances in Superior Foes and Hawkeye vs. Deadpool vs. Crime are the best ones she's made in a decade.

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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It is when you are writing a perpetual minority stand-in that plays on the fear that there will never be enough of you to make a difference and that the system will eventually destroy you.

Morison's X-Men run is the worst thing he's ever written and the best thing it did was temporarily get everyone on track when he left.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Say Nothing posted:

Avengers Arena, goddamn teen superhero snuff porn!

Somebody post the "The real monsters are you the reader for reading this" pages from that.

It's funny because the book's numbers were falling like a chunk of iron fired from an orbiting railgun when they decided to bust that gem out.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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zoux posted:

Weird that's the exact same reason that Reed Richard gives.

No Cyclops showed up whining about cancer being a mutation and how it had a right to exist.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Strontosaurus posted:

I thought that was the entire point of the X-Men.

Before every other mutant introduced could wipe out the world it was, now the X-Men sound like the rich white guys complaining about reverse racism and how powerless they are against liberal SEC lawyers and yacht taxes.

How with our limitless power are we to survive this persecution?

Powercreep killed the X-Men's message like X-Men discussions killed the last funny panels thread.

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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SilverSupernova posted:

I'm sure that last sentence is incorrect, but I'm not going to be the one to have that on their search history to prove it.

ctrl+shift+p duckduckgo.com

Sadly the most readily accessible repository does not have separate categories for comic Raven and TV Raven and I'm not willing to put in the time for a joke but for the curious 3163 pictures total.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Elfface posted:

I thought when Absorbing Man tried to absorb Mjolnir he was paralysed until it wore off, on account of not being worthy...

Nah it just flew around him and never touched him instead of just slamming into him which distracted him.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Soonmot posted:

The lady is Thor, the dude is Odinson, it's not rocket surgery.

Except now he's actually Thorr, or he is six to eight months from now in the timeline.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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If the current explanation is that the hammer bequeaths the title then Odinson is now Thorr or possibly Thorr The Unworthy :spergin:

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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SilverSupernova posted:

So what does the second "r" stand for?

It obviously stands for rotund.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Bendis: I'm going to fix Beast so he's easier to draw on model.

Artists: gently caress that, it's half the fun of drawing him.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Waterhaul posted:

It's also not even the worst Mangaverse redesign, Jean Grey's is somehow a lot worse.

It's barely a redesign that neckline is from around the Maximum Carnage era

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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zoux posted:

You guys get really upset about memes in your comic books.

Goons get upset at memes in anything.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Rhyno posted:

In this thread: We explain the most obvious and basic jokes ever.

Archie doesn't hold the same place in the public consciousness as it once did and people forget Betty Ross even exists.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Spider-Man would have died for the sake of being able to make the joke, or just hit the ground and gone ow since he can get hit by the Hulk and not turn to paste.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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He might be insane but look at how low my tax rate is and how miserable the poors are!

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Jan 6, 2001

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Skwirl posted:

(Edit: Those alien things are The Brood, who were regular X-Men villains, but I don't think ever showed up in the cartoon)

No the brood showed up. It was a Rouge centered arc where a guy shows up that she can touch turns out he's a brood hybrid and has infected her. They capture and start to infect the X-Men but Wolverine was immune and Rouge cured herself with the old power leeching.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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It used a long established cast as a shortcut to do what horror is actually about, empathy.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Could just be a pretty man.

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Jan 6, 2001

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Say Nothing posted:



Wow, that is a very pretty guy.

Meh, I've seen prettier.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Pastry of the Year posted:

So the reason Squirrel Girl's so recently popular is that she's basically written like she's got borderline personality disorder.

Nah you know how Nu52 was jerking off everybody that thought comics needed to be super serious business? Squirrel Girl just jerks off the other end of the spectrum that believe comics are for dumb babies and should never be serious.

See she beats up all the serious characters isn't it funny! HAHAHAHAHA LAUGH AT THE DECADES OLD GAG OR YOU HATE FUN:argh:

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Mr. Maltose posted:

I thought it was Marvel making a Fifth Column book to destroy diversity in comics.

No that's just what it looked like on paper when it was launching after exposure to the "funny" panels turns out it's just the most cynical piss taking of comic books since Wanted.

And I love Nextwave.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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"Hal is a born hero,"
-Geoff Johns

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Jan 6, 2001

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Rhyno posted:

Correct.



A purple nurple that would crush diamonds.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Travis343 posted:

Yeah if you're not ten. They're garbage food, they're lower on the "real food" scale than filled donuts.

I tried one when I was seven or eight because of the ads and they were crap even then.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Trast posted:

You could say they are his police Thors. :v:

Police Norse.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Nessus posted:

You don't need to make a 1980s League of Extraordinary Gentlemen because the Banzai Institute already existed.

They would be the evil government sponsored version of the League tricking everyone into thinking they were the good guys. Regan would be the evil mastermind behind it all and the book would end with giving Regan dementia to stop him.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Actually don't read Prez, it's a depressingly realistic look into our future.

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Jan 6, 2001

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Selachian posted:

So, Barry just skidded into the side of a building at several hundred MPH. But I'm sure he's okay.

(and the goofiest way to defeat Flash will always be Deathstroke's "I'll stick my sword behind me so fast he won't be able to swerve away" from Identity Crisis.)

See that building? That's what should have happened to Deathstroke. The brilliant plan of "The Flash won't be able to stop in time!" includes the flaw that The Flash won't be able to stop in time.

Avulsion posted:

The Superman vs Batman dynamic would work a lot better if Superman was some kind of reverse vampire who got significantly weaker at night.

There was a brief period where that was basically how it worked, Supes couldn't walk into a windowless room without his powers starting to fade.

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Gaz-L posted:

Yeah, for all people say "Miller cracked on 9/11", all the stuff he gets called out for now is right there in the old stuff too. Except that in the older material you got the sense that the pervy stuff was him working out some inner conflict over women in power, wheras now it's pretty much an old dude wanting to jerk off to coeds.

Nah, comics very slowly tried to get away from being the place dudes go to jerk off to co-eds with the thinly veiled it's not porn delusion.

Miller didn't change, the world did.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Doom cried on 9/11 but what about Reed Richards? Can we really trust someone who can't provide photograph proof he cried when the twin towers fell?

*Paid for by Latverians for Doom.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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It is right to fear the Tiger Style.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Prez is too beautiful for this world.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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A BORN HERO.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Guy is an rear end in a top hat because of actual brain damage. He's the Phineas Gage of super heroes.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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He's *cough* *cough* years young.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Judging from the art I was going to assume he just got really baked.


I got my what back?

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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John Dyne posted:

Is this Shadowrun: The Comic? Christ.

More Cyberpunk 2077.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Soviet Russia joke.

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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For reasons that have nothing to do with any kinda no homo Deadpool man crushes we swear x-23 Gwenpool is legit progressive female expansion character. -Editorial as I imagine it.

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